(FLOSI'S Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Disclaimer: I am not prejudiced against people who are overweight, rich, or white.

I am

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I'm really only prejudiced against people who are full of **** in one way or another. (That includes people who are oblivious to how they're perceived by others.)

I wish I had white people problems.

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I wish I had white people problems.

You and me both.

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I have two outstanding traffic tickets right now that have caused my license to be suspended. When I got the notice, both tickets had been bumped up by $50 each. I knew that the reinstatement fee for the license was $50 per ticket, and I assumed that's what the increase was so I had to wait until I had about $360 available to pay them off. That should have been today, but I discovered that those were actually late fees and it will cost me $460 to be able to drive legally again. This is especially awesome because I'm also a month behind on my car payment, three months behind on my car insurance, and my bass is in the pawn shop until I have five bills to get her out.

Needless to say, I'm an outlaw for the forseeable future. It would take a Biblical-caliber miracle for me to give even half a rat's ass about that fat bastard's airline miles. Or much else. I care about rent, and making the next payment on Catwoman without starving to death. That's it.

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I have two outstanding traffic tickets right now that have caused my license to be suspended. When I got the notice, both tickets had been bumped up by $50 each. I knew that the reinstatement fee for the license was $50 per ticket, and I assumed that's what the increase was so I had to wait until I had about $360 available to pay them off. That should have been today, but I discovered that those were actually late fees and it will cost me $460 to be able to drive legally again. This is especially awesome because I'm also a month behind on my car payment, three months behind on my car insurance, and my bass is in the pawn shop until I have five bills to get her out.

Needless to say, I'm an outlaw for the forseeable future. It would take a biblical caliber miracle for me to give even half a rat's ass about that fat bastard's airline miles.

Thats buckets of kahkah

You should find something more inane to complain about, so I can roll my eyes and mouth "white people problems".

Its a running joke with my wife now, when something is far beyond the realm of importance and someone is having a meltdown about it, we just say "white people problems"...

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Damn, double post edit......... * shakes head at devilof76 *

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

That buckets of kahkah

Yeah. I don't want to get arrested, but you know what? **** tha police.

You should find something more inane to complain about, so I can roll my eyes and mouth "white people problems".

I did edit my post to include affording Sideshow statues.

Its a running joke with my wife now, when something is far beyond the realm of importance and someone is having a meltdown about it, we just say "white people problems"...

Count me in. I'm gonna start saying it too.

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Yeah. I don't want to get arrested, but you know what? **** tha police.

Do you have a warrant? If so I can call in some favors and get you arrested

I did edit my post to include affording Sideshow statues.

Oh, that happened AFTER your double edit.

I'm gonna have to start waiting a minimum 10 minutes to give you plenty of time to formulate your thoughts before I respond to you.

Count me in. I'm gonna start saying it too.

Fantastic

I think your inclusion of wanting to make your Catwoman payment definitely falls into the "white people problems" category.

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Do you have a warrant? If so I can call in some favors and get you arrested

Aw, you're sweet. But, no. I can only get arrested if I'm caught driving. As long as I don't get pulled over, I'm safe.

Oh, that happened AFTER your double edit.

Damn. How many times did I change it?

I'm gonna have to start waiting a minimum 10 minutes to give you plenty of time to formulate your thoughts before I respond to you.

If you think that will help...

Fantastic

I've always wanted to be not white. The closest I've ever been was Irish.

I think your inclusion of wanting to make your Catwoman payment definitely falls into the "white people problems" category.

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Aw, you're sweet. But, no. I can only get arrested if I'm caught driving. As long as I don't get pulled over, I'm safe.

What kind of car do you drive? And what's your licesne plate number?

Wait, is the car registered to you. I know your name and address, I can get the rest, thanks

Damn. How many times did I change it?

At least 3 times.

If you think that will help...

I doubt it.

I've always wanted to be not white. The closest I've ever been was Irish.

That doesn't seem like you came close at all

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

What kind of car do you drive? And what's your licesne plate number?

Wait, is the car registered to you. I know your name and address, I can get the rest, thanks

Mighty white of you, hombre.

At least 3 times.

I'm slipping.

I doubt it.

That doesn't seem like you came close at all

If there were only white people on Earth, the Irish would not be allowed to participate.

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Mighty white of you, hombre.

I'm slipping.

Probably just stressed out.

If there were only white people on Earth, the Irish would not be allowed to participate.

I'm sure it wouldn't stop them from trying though.

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

What is she doing with her finger?

 

[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

What is she doing with her finger?

Tickling ghost taint

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

That is giving me all kinds of great Kristen Bell-Selena Gomez ideas.

 

[King Darkness]

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[devilof76]

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[King Darkness]

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[King Darkness]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Selena Gomez looks like a chipmunk to me. A cute one, but still a chipmunk.

 

[devilof76]

re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

She seems to have trouble aging, but she doesn't look nearly as jailbait as she used to.