Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[a-dev]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Clearly BvS's equivalent of this scene from Jaws.


Appropriate I think.

I shall script the scene




woman: *voice slight, quivering with grief (and fear)* Clark Kent?

Clark: Yes?

woman: *she doesn't dare slap him, for fear of the consequences* I just found out that you're Superman....and they came here because of you. You told them how to adapt to our environment so they could destroy our city...and then you flew off to sea somewhere while they killed us all....and my boy.....my sweet boy is dead now.....I...I wanted you to know that...my boy is dead.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

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The Rock to Play Black Adam

 

[Rorywan]

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I could be mistaken but I think Ma Kent was a meth junkie in MOS.

First Rory.. now you too?

!!!!

Told you.

The look of a killer.

 

[thenammagazine]

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I shall script the scene




woman: *voice slight, quivering with grief (and fear)* Clark Kent?

Clark: Yes?

woman: I just found out that you're Superman....and they came here because of you. You told them how to adapt to our environment so they could destroy our city...and then you flew off to sea somewhere while they killed us all....and my boy.....my sweet boy is dead now.....I...I wanted you to know that...my boy is dead.

To which, he'd just pull a John Kerry, "So how's your day?"

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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!!!!

Told you.

Jye's mistaken.

You're just influencing him..

 

[Rorywan]

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Jye's mistaken.

You're just influencing him..

Only Jye influences Jye (unless you use lol cats)

 

[DiFabio]

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I dunno about that, I've brainwashed Jye plenty of times.

Let's not forget about his wife too, dat woman wears the pants.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

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In some alternate cinematic universe, Robin Williams is doing this.

 

[GasparZizou]

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The Rock to Play Black Adam

Oh man that is great news! :

 

[GasparZizou]

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I hope Shazam's movie is something like the DC showcase.

 

[Rorywan]

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Oh man that is great news! :

Is it? Why?

He can't act.

 

[GasparZizou]

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Is it? Why?

He can't act.

Cause he looks just like BA.

He has the same acting chops as Batista and he turned out just fine, in fact the Rock is better than Batista.

Oh wait, my bad.... "grumble grumble hate mindless hate"

There ya go.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

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Is it? Why?

He can't act.

He can well enough for this role. It's Black Adam, not Hamlet

 

[Rorywan]

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Cause he looks just like BA.

He has the same acting chops as Batista and he turned out just fine, in fact the Rock is better than Batista.

Oh wait, my bad.... "grumble grumble hate mindless hate"

There ya go.

Batista didn't act in Guardians, his onscreen personality was written around that fact. And very well so I might add.



The "rock" is an "actor".

Oh wait, my bad... "Grumble grumble hope tinted glasses and fanboy quality blindness"

 

[GasparZizou]

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How is Batista landing a not very demanding role at Marvel any different than the Rock landing a not very demanding role at DC?

I know we're supposed to hate DC on the very same things we praise Marvel for around here, but don't go calling me a fanboy when you're the one blatantly defending that dumb and hypocritical status quo

 

[thenammagazine]

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Batista didn't act in Guardians, his onscreen personality was written around that fact. And very well so I might add.

The "rock" is an "actor".

Oh wait, my bad... "Grumble grumble hope tinted glasses and fanboy quality blindness"

I guess someone took, "take this boot, turn it sideways, and shove it right up that roodypoo candy ass!" a little too seriously growing up. Either that or you must've been a huge Coachman fan.

 

[RIDDICK]

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Is it? Why?
He can't act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64zpxzeD97E

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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Is it? Why?

He can't act.

Arnold Schwarzenegger can't act either, but he was good as a terminator. I don't think you need to be Daniel Day Lewis to play a villain, especially Black Adams. Almost anyone can play a villain. Even Ray Park, a stuntman, was able to play a decent villain in both Star Wars and X Men. The Rock is far better than Arnie and Park as an actor. He's not great, but he is good enough to play villain/antihero.

 

[krec9]

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Cause he looks just like BA.

He has the same acting chops as Batista and he turned out just fine, in fact the Rock is better than Batista.

Oh wait, my bad.... "grumble grumble hate mindless hate"

There ya go.

 

[DiFabio]

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I still think the Rock would have been a decent Bane. If only Nolan wasn't such a la-di-da prig.