mikedanger
Super Freak
I chalked it off to being disoriented by the crash, but yeah it was pretty humorous when the lady was all GTFO RIGHT NOW and he pretty much just stood there with his thumb up his butt.
stupid decisionsSpoiler:(the U.S. military couldn't send in a well armed and armored strike team to search and destroy a couple hundred zombies?)
an incongruous timelineSpoiler:(trust the evil, lying company guy who's already screwed everyone over at least once)
annoying and incompetent charactersSpoiler:(90 minutes and everyone is moving like they had 9 hours)
and predictable plot points and tropesSpoiler:(the stupid daughter gets most of the team killed, including her dad, and doesn't even end up saving Geeta)
but then again I wasn't expecting War & Peace.Spoiler:(kneecapping the rapist who of course comes back as a baddie zombie, the helicopter scene was right out of Aliens, and the last bite reveal)
And how can zombie's grow hair? Seriously? WTF. They are dead.
TL;DR? Army of the Dead charts the (likely) fourth time in a neverending time loop designed to make sure the team learn from their mistakes and Tanaka gets his money. There might even be alternate timelines at play here, judging by Dieter's perfect heist that never was.
Depending on how deep you want to go, we might even be watching multiple timelines simultaneously.
You're seriously asking how a walking zombie can grow hair? That's what you find problematic?
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