Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

Good riddance.

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abake said:

Video is gone.

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Here let me act it out for you.

"blurry, handheld phone shot of some "real" security guy pulling open a chain mail gate,
nothing, nothing, brrrm brrrmm. something burry drove by fast in about 10 frames of video"

Wow. Seriously.. I've had more exciting farts.

franpincho said:

Tricked out 1997 honda civics sound like that.

This is going to be the best movie ever.

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They do!

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lol, civics.

"Holy fartcan, Batman. VTEC just kicked in. Yo!"

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"My mother always warned me about getting into rice rockets with strange men."

"This isn't a rice rocket."

VROOOM

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I use to have one of those when I was up all night to get lucky.

Never happened.

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Never understood cruising all night long, hoping for chicks.

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Unless you've got money in hand of course. The days of American Graffiti are long gone.

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Nothing beats cruising in a kewl car.

Except sex in said car.

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EVILFACE said:

Nothing beats cruising in a kewl car.

Except sex in said car.

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You're as tall as I am, and in my experience, that's never even been fun. More like try to find a cramped position that doesn't result in a kink in the neck or a major cramp.

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I guess your car/cars have never had the ability to put seats back orrrrrrr, you're doing it wrong.

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My '94 Mitsubishi 3000GT had plenty of room.....

That POS was a nightmare though, VERY high maintenance.

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EVILFACE said:

Marvel Studios Cars Sound Better.

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franpincho said:

Tricked out 1997 honda civics sound like that.

This is going to be the best movie ever.

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ink said:

Fartcan muffler and all

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My car was a roving porn studio.

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DiFabio said:

I guess your car/cars have never had the ability to put seats back orrrrrrr, you're doing it wrong.

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At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

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jye4ever said:

My car was a roving porn studio.

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I hope whoever bought it from you got it cleaned, boiled, sterilised.

- It's the car, right? Chicks love the noise.

Then Fartmobile it is!

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thenammagazine said:

At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

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Goddamn. Imagine losing an internet flamewar against Nam, feeling so humiliated by it that you track him down for a fist fight and then as soon as you see him ''nnnope, that aint gonna work either''

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The fartmobile using the guns. (video)

https://instagram.com/p/tByTkqGPfm/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video

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a-dev said:

Goddamn. Imagine losing an internet flamewar against Nam, feeling so humiliated by it that you track him down for a fist fight and then as soon as you see him ''nnnope, that aint gonna work either''

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Fist fight? Though I'd welcome the cardio, people are too chicken**** for that nowadays.

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thenammagazine said:

At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

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Jesus H that's big!