Mattel Has Lost Their Minds

Mattel Has Lost Their Minds
Posted at 10:29 AM Oct 28, 2009

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Yesterday I ^^^^^ed about the continually baffling assortment of characters in Mattel's DC Universe Classics line. I thought their insanity was limited to just that line, but now I think that someone high up at Mattel has lost all his ^^^^ing marbles. Because you see that Ken doll above? That Ken doll is PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN.

Never mind his silly clothes or enragingly tiny dog. He is called PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN. BY MATTEL. THIS IS HIS OFFICIAL NAME. Seriously, look at his Entertainment Earth page. This is like one of those joke Barbies art students do in college to criticize gender roles forced on children by their toys, like Hobo Barbie and Pregnant Trailer Trash Barbie. Except this time Mattel made it. It's official. My world is rocked.

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Batty said:

It really looks like a Tonner doll. I'm sure it'll sell like crazy.

I do think their Joan Jett doll looks cool.

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barryo said:

Joan Jett doll?????????............WHERE????...........

well 20 years ago anyway.......

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tylerdurden said:

just waiting for crack whore barbie to be released. she'll make a fabulous role model.

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