Who Is No Pants Valdez?

[devilof76]

That is all.

 

[Solidus]

King Darkness's alter ego?

 

[Shropt]

I should have moved those posts here. They were pretty funny.

 

[devilof76]

Have you read Atlas Shrugged? In 1957, Ayn Rand foretold the ascension of King Darkness.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I am no pants Valdez

 

[Lejuan]

No I am No Pants Valdez

 

[EVILFACE]

I don't know, but she has bought decals.

 

[barryo]

isn't he the guy that ran that oil tanker aground in alaska back in 89' spilling all that oil & causing much evironmental destruction & chaos?

 

[fosing]

i hear he goes nucking futs crazy about hello kitty.

 

[Blackthornone]

I just picture Juan Valdez without pants. A Hispanic man with a mule sipping a cup of coffee wearing no pants, since he is just getting up in the morning and he is in a bit of a hurry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Valdez

 

[AllisonAmy]

Isn't he a truck driver or something?

 

[toylion]

[ame]https://youtu.be/imcbWcesgb0[/ame]

 

[pixletwin]

I googled it and my choices were:

 

[Devil_666]

Yup.. that's him.. er.. her. Shim!?

 

[Skiman]

"No one paid attention, til he took off the pants."

Ski

 

[Intruder04]

I googled it and my choices were:

 

[The Ween]

Isn't he a truck driver or something?

No........he only dates them.

I think he weighs truck drivers for a living.

 

[CelticPredator]

Kang Pantless.

 

[King Darkness]

I heard he does birthday parties.....

 

[King Darkness]

Also loves Hello Kitty.....