The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles

[thenammagazine]

The Fang has an ejector seat!

That and the only way the Sky Striker can fly with it's landing gear up, is supersonic. There are things to poke fun at, but you actually have to own the damn things to know.

 

[Bloodsport]

Anyone who can find cause to rip on the Rattler has no clue what they're talking about.

I agree
And I still have that one too. The Rattler was one of the badass Cobra vehicles. Especially the Hydrofoil.

 

[Khev]

That's just it, EVERYONE loves those vehicles, except someone who doesn't know anything about GI Joe (i.e. the writer of this list, it would seem)!

GI Joe is cool enough to stand up to some jabs, especially if they're genuinely funny. We know the guy isn't in the know like most of us (the Mamba helicopter's twin propellers can and do spin without hitting each other for instance) but a lot of his criticisms are either on point or still funny regardless.

 

[thenammagazine]

GI Joe is cool enough to stand up to some jabs, especially if they're genuinely funny. We know the guy isn't in the know like most of us (the Mamba helicopter's twin propellers can and do spin without hitting each other for instance) but a few of his criticisms are either on point or still funny regardless.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Preshea]

The one about Wetsuit drawn standing on a seal was pretty funny.... but I love the devilfish

 

[DPrime]

GI Joe is cool enough to stand up to some jabs, especially if they're genuinely funny. We know the guy isn't in the know like most of us (the Mamba helicopter's twin propellers can and do spin without hitting each other for instance) but a lot of his criticisms are either on point or still funny regardless.

Hey, I like good GI Joe parody, but considering the vast amount of stupid vehicles that actually were released, his list is really just lazy at best.

Now HERE's a good list: https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/the_17_coolest_gi_joe_and_cobra_animal_sidekicks.php

 

[jstep13]

Sorry but the vehicle list was better

 

[DPrime]

Sorry but the vehicle list was better

Pssshhh, no way.

 

[PapitoMX]

Man, as a kid I thought all these were bad ass. Never realized until I read that article how bad these designs were. I'm still cryin from laughter.

 

[sladesuperagent]

Missile exhaust is orange, but apparently not very hot.

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

that was great