Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[cokebabies]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

I do think Phantom Menace had more of a 'Star Wars' feel to it, but the movie is so terrible and childish that it doesn't matter. The only good thing in the entire movie is the duel of the fates. Especially Darth Maul's introduction. That still gives me chills. "Anakin, stay in that cockpit!" Doors open, cue duel of the fates theme, and he's just standing there like a badass.

This is why I can never hate TPM. Even now, after having seen it a bunch of times, and having seen Maul collectibles ad nauseum, those first two gifs still gave me a mild chill.

 

[cokebabies]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Didn't all that happen in like 2 minutes?

Yeah, that "let's tie everything together now!" ending always feels like a "Previously, on 'Star Wars'..." sequence.

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Yeah, that "let's tie everything together now!" ending always feels like a "Previously, on 'Star Wars'..." sequence.

Exactly. "Next week on Star Wars..." There should've been a whole film with Vader in armor laying waste to the Jedi.

And Obi Wan's idea of a clever hiding place is the Lars farm, which just happens to be the first place Vader should think to look for his son. Why not just drop the baby off at the nearest Star Destroyer?

 

[cokebabies]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Exactly. "Next week on Star Wars..." There should've been a whole film with Vader in armor laying waste to the Jedi.

And Obi Wan's idea of a clever hiding place is the Lars farm, which just happens to be the first place Vader should think to look for his son. Why not just drop the baby off at the nearest Star Destroyer?

This is actually a genius hiding place - Vader's systems don't produce lactase, so he has to stay far away from blue milk.

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

The hardest part of Blue Milk isn't drinking it, it's milking the Bantha.

 

[cokebabies]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

The hardest part of Blue Milk isn't drinking it, it's milking the Bantha.

Luke was into it. Freaking deviant.

 

[TURINS~BANE]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Grand Master Luke needs a BEARD.

 

[pixletwin]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Luke with a beard would look too much like Orson Wells.

 

[jimbojones1138]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

I'm all for the original cast coming in....but looking at pics of Fisher from this year....she could be anyone to me....totally unrecognisable.

also not looking forward to hearing her deep, gruff smoker's voice.

*cue's mental image of saggy woman in her 60s, sporting her low hanging fruit in jedi metal bikini sounding like a trucker...

 

[jimbojones1138]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Luke with a beard would look too much like Orson Wells.

i also picture him with longer hair in addition to the beard. kinda like qui-gon

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

also not looking forward to hearing her deep, gruff smoker's voice.

*cue's mental image of saggy woman in her 60s, sporting her low hanging fruit in jedi metal bikini sounding like a trucker...

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

https://www.tmz.com/2012/11/07/carrie-fisher-star-wars-disney-video/

 

[crows]

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[TURINS~BANE]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

https://www.tmz.com/2012/11/07/carrie-fisher-star-wars-disney-video/2/#comments-anchor SHE WILL DO IT!!

 

[Apophis]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Wow revenge of the sith hands down for the prequels. To me they got better each one

Did u even watch AOTC

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Did u even watch AOTC

Sand, it gets AVERYwhere

 

[Apophis]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

And floating fruit

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Sand, it gets AVERYwhere

ROTS had Anakin/Padme exchanges to easily match the crappiness of that. I dare you to think of that Coruscant balcony scene.

 

[YoNoSe]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Nothing beats "I wish that I could just wish my feelings away" for me. It could only be better if he had said "wish I could wish my wishes away." Someone got paid to write that.

For the record, I like the prequels. But jeez.

 

[Apophis]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

What about in sith when anakin jumps back in the elevator bahahahaha "oh it's you" says obi bahahahaha who else would it be given the outlook of that whole scene... Where is the mighty obi wan's sences that day hmmmmmm at least he was Rockn a real beard in sith.. How's the glued on facial hair look in AOTC bahaha TPM all the way gets my vote out of the 3