Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Actually can you imagine if the teaser actually did end with Jabba's laugh, lol.

"Pateesa Moulah rah Bargon wan che copa." (*I'm the author of all your pain*)

 

[Popnfresh98]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

It was I who allowed you to find your lightsaber in Maze's box.

I really hope we don’t get a third throne room scene where he regurgitates his own words, or any iconic lines he’s said before

Twice was enough with Snoke

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Disney should make multiple endings to their teaser with different character laughs.

Jabba

Palpatine

Vader

Grievous

Han Solo

Wedge -- Hoo-hah!







Jar Jar Binks!

 

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Salacious Crumb, lol.

Plagueis was under their noses all along!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Salacious Crumb, lol.

That would be funny.

 

[guyver1]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

So was Rey on Jakku or somewhere else

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

There is no Jakku.


Only a spoon.

 

[Vortex]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Jesus, Ren can't even run Rey over with his Tie Fighter

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

There is no Jakku.


Only a spoon.

Matrix 1999 reference.

 

[Rorywan]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Oh god, we’ve gone full retard.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Jesus, Ren can't even run Rey over with his Tie Fighter

You think he would shoot too.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

That one photo of Rose she actually has a cool old school Raiders vibe to it

 

[Robopredinator]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Yep that was the bit I was referring to when I said that Colbert just asked the stupidest question I'd ever heard, lol.

Going through the panel interview now. So far, pretty blah. Doesn't help when you get questions like:

Stephen Colbert to Rose: "As a trained mechanic, um what-what do you think that Rose would think of the Millenium Falcon?"

Marie: "It's really cool? uuuhhhh . . . . "


Even she didn't know how to expand on that basic question.

 

[guyver1]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The leap over the fighter can also be misleading. Doesn’t mean she was going to attack it, what if she lands on top of the fighter to join Ren.

I wonder who that was when Kylo slashed

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Oh god, we’ve gone full retard.

Tropic Thunder reference.

 

[Robopredinator]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Oh, man. It gets better!

Colbert to Rose: "Now when we last saw your character, where was she?"
Rose: "She was in a coma." < Awkward Silence >

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Salacious Crumb, lol.

They would have won me back. I would have attended the opening night show if that trailer ended with Salacious Crumb cackling

 

[Robopredinator]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The leap over the fighter can also be misleading. Doesn’t mean she was going to attack it, what if she lands on top of the fighter to join Ren.

I wonder who that was when Kylo slashed

Woah, that's an amazing take on that scene!

 

[ZE_501]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

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I wonder who that was when Kylo slashed

That looked like he was taking down one of the Knights Who Say Ni.

 

[Popnfresh98]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019















I loved the iron giant one and the ending of the terminator clip

I wish there had been an edited in ‘ROOOOOOOSSSEE!!’ from Kirk in the Wrath of Khan vid

(There’s a couple of SW ones too but they weren’t as good)