SDCC 2007 Secret Exclusive Speculation

[Darklord Dave]

Dusty isn't DNAgent - that's just part of his misinformation campaign.

Obviously she would never put down an age of "38."

 

[Entropy]

Dusty isn't DNAgent - that's just part of his misinformation campaign.

Obviously she would never put down an age of "38."

Or Residence as the UK

Or Body Type as 0' 1"

Besides, DNAgent threatens Dusty by name in a blog post:

To those who laugh and to those who spin (most especially their talking head 'SideshowDusty'): beware, for you my find yourself reaping what you have helped sow.

They can't be the same person, can they?
It's just too meta. Dusty threatening herself with a fate worse than death, to walk the earth as an unholy rotting shell, a pestilence cursed with insatiable hunger that leaves only death and decay wherever it goes... ya know, a republican.

 

[Dusty]

Okay, I think I missed something important. I've been feeling a little under the weather for the past week or so... what's goin' on here???

 

[TOE]

...what's going on is that there's a party over at the Sandbox and you are invited

 

[Kabukiman]

I've been feeling a little under the weather for the past week or so...

She's infected!

 

[Darth Loki]

She's infected!

Kick ass. I'd kill for a Dusty in the Dead line

 

[GrueSam]

C'mon Dusty- Die for us. You know you want to...

Die for us. Die for us. DIE FOR US!

 

[tylerd]

DUSTY BRAINS!!!!!!!

 

[Karma]

yeah, top half of skull removed & brains exposed

 

[The Josh]

Okay, I think I missed something important. I've been feeling a little under the weather for the past week or so... what's goin' on here???

Feeling a little dead?

 

[Entropy]

Feeling a little dead?

dead tired.

Symptoms:
-sore throat?
-runny nose?
-weak pulse?
-strange hunger cravings?

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