How do you react when you see your dates/girfriends stuffed animal/doll collection?

[King Darkness]

Girls never let me in their house

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I hide in them like ET did. So no one can find me

 

[DiFabio]

I fap to them.

 

[EVILFACE]

My woman collected frogs when we first hooked up, so that was prolly why she understands my collecting of action figures. My reaction was chicks thought he ugliest damn frogs/animals were cute. . .

 

[Deckard]

I count them and and come up with a rough estimate on how many guys she's been with. A stuffed animal every valentines day, times like 50 on a bed = I'm using a condom.

 

[Kamandi]

Stuffed animals are where you hide the camera.

 

[Star Puffs]

A friend bought me an adorable life-sized stuffed beaver. Need I say more.

EDIT: Where did the reverse thread about girls reacting to guys collections go? What happened that it was not only locked but given the death penalty?

 

[Devil_666]

Most women love their beavers stuffed.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Most women love their beavers stuffed.

 

[occulum]

I count them and and come up with a rough estimate on how many guys she's been with. A stuffed animal every valentines day, times like 50 on a bed = I'm using a condom.

.... ...

 

[darkknight]

Most women love their beavers stuffed.

I would ask her if she wants a mad Woody in her collection

 

[Star Puffs]

I would ask her if she wants a mad Woody in her collection

If I had a Woody figure I would so post a pic of him riding my beaver. To lost opportunities...

 

[DiFabio]

A friend bought me an adorable life-sized stuffed beaver. Need I say more.

Hmm, was this friend a female?

GOT ANY PICS???

 

[vodoun]

Is this comedy central?

 

[DiFabio]

 

[devilof76]

EDIT: Where did the reverse thread about girls reacting to guys collections go? What happened that it was not only locked but given the death penalty?

If this thread is still here, I wonder if the OP had it deleted.

 

[Yodee]

 

[Shropt]

I find out which is her most prized possession, then I violently sodomize it while she watches in horror, then I decapitate it and string the head around a necklace that I wear for the duration of our time together. It establishes immediate dominance. That's how Dad did it, That's how America does it and it's worked pretty good so far.