George Lucas' Neck

[intothevoid]

'He tried to swallow his neck through his neck'

 

[The Chaver]

The irony..

 

[Project_A]

Oh my............

 

[CelticPredator]

Hunter S. Thompson wore that shirt.

 

[Sachiel]

Seriously, who makes a blog about a man's neck?

But it's not just any man's neck!

 

[CelticPredator]

Every time George Lucas eats a grape, it ferments over the course of the months it takes to travel down his neck.
Because of this, he is perpetually drunk.
(This explains why everything he does is ____ty.)

..........

 

[Shoo]

I'll admit this made me laugh out loud.

George Lucas is confused as to why his body didn’t win “Best Supporting Actor” for its tireless years of supporting his neck.

Edit: And this:

George Lucas joyfully weeps after an interviewer finally brings the microphone up to his mouth, rather than his neck.

 

[Butters]

Thyroid problems.

 

[CelticPredator]

Mental problems.

 

[Darth Caedus]

George Lucas' neck raped my childhood

 

[Deckard]

Who needs a chin when you can have a beard.

 

[jkno]

 

[Centurion]