(FLOSI'S Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

[MadCow]

Whats going on in here today?!?!

 

[Boba Ben]

I changed it to you and Deak changed it back to me.

Someday this place will be called "Ben's Bohemian Barista".

 

[TonTon]

It was all FLOSI's fault!

Came in here after noticing the cantina had been renamed. Felt like a special edition edit.

 

[Boba Ben]

I think it's your destiny to open a little cafe. You can decorate it with Godzillas and host an open mic night where cute, shy arty girls will come and sing the Mothra song.

I think I need to be a writer, Thom. The first line of my greatest novel will be, "Call me Ishi-Tib". It's going to be a Moby D i CK style adventure with a giant pink space whale set in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Boba Ben]

You can totally write at the cafe.

I do like the bubble tea.

 

[Boba Ben]

Tiki Coffee mugs..... **** it, maybe I'll open this place.

Maybe we can go into business together. If we can sell Dole Whip, I'm totally in.

 

[MadCow]

I think I need to be a writer, Thom. The first line of my greatest novel will be, "Call me Ishi-Tib". It's going to be a Moby D i CK style adventure with a giant pink space whale set in the Star Wars universe.

I look forward to getting ****ed up on something good and reading the **** out of that.

 

[Boba Ben]

I look forward to getting ****ed up on something good and reading the **** out of that.

Ishi-Tib for Ishmael and Weequay for Queequeg. It basically writes itself.

 

[Boba Ben]

As long as those dole whips have rum in them.

Hmm. I like the virgin kind, but I'm sure we can do something for you.

 

[Boba Ben]

I like my drinks slutty.

I like my drinks like I like my sacrifices, virginal.

 

[MadCow]

Tiki Coffee mugs..... **** it, maybe I'll open this place.

Can I help decorate it?

 

[MadCow]

Ishi-Tib for Ishmael and Weequay for Queequeg. It basically writes itself.

I'm hearing Mastodon's Leviathan in my head while imaging it.

 

[MadCow]

Of coarse.

That's grate. Thanks!

 

[Boba Ben]

 

[Boba Ben]

I'm hearing Mastodon's Leviathan in my head while imaging it.

This is what I'm hearing:

 

[VASith]

I want to bartend at this new Godzilla bar.

 

[Darth Waller]

I'll be there.

 

[VASith]

I'll be there.

Damn straight. We might even have start brewing our own Godzilla beer.

 

[MadCow]

This is what I'm hearing:

That's really ****ing disturbing.

 

[Boba Ben]

That's really ****ing disturbing.

I found something that's even better than that!