Crazy/Dumb stuff your wife/hubby/significant other says.

[EXOTICLEX]

Didn't see a thread on this one but I think I could be fun.

While driving in the car the other day a George Strait song comes on the radio. I'm singing along, the wife is obviously on her phone looking at pinterest. She then turns to me and with the most serious face I have ever seen says "There's no ocean front property in Arizona."

I just looked at myself in the rear view mirror and started laughing.

 

[EVILFACE]

Our cat Max got outside and the woman told me to go get him.

I said "i will find him!"

I got choked up when she remembered the reference.

 

[chewblacca]

Everytime I get another box from Sideshow all she says is "why?"

 

[crows]

No not tonight I have a headache

(doing it cures headaches)

Oh no I have a stomach ache....

 

[EVILFACE]

Everytime I get another box from Sideshow all she says is "why?"

"how much was that?"

"Fifty bucks I think....."

 

[The Ween]

No not tonight I have a headache

(doing it cures headaches)

Oh no I have a stomach ache....

You have a talking Waifu?

 

[The Ween]

Everytime I get another box from Sideshow all she says is "why?"

My mother says....."I'll be glad when they stop making all these characters."

Yeah, they will......

 

[Deeznutz6]

" are you on freaks and geeks again???"

" no, I'm looking at porn"

Lol

 

[hoodonit00]

No not tonight I have a headache

(doing it cures headaches)

Oh no I have a stomach ache....

Weeelllllll.

 

[crows]

"just the tip?"

 

[crows]

You have a talking Waifu?

 

[Mr. Green]

omgosh, don't give crows ideas

 

[Lejuan]

What crazy/dumb stuff does your grapefruit say to you Crows?

 

[ebor]

My favorite of my wife's many sayings:

When I **** something up---"Come here until I hit you..."

When I buy another expensive toy-- see above

 

[GeneralZodLives]

The greatest accomplishment I have in my marriage is getting my wife to refer to stupid people as Fredo. When she mocks them she quotes Fredo from Godfather II. "I can handle things. I'm smart."

The first time she said it I was like

 

[hoodonit00]

"just the tip?"

No, tell her it cures stomach aches as well.

 

[fosing]

omgosh, don't give crows ideas

What crazy/dumb stuff does your grapefruit say to you Crows?

am i missing something here....

did crow's grapefruit develop consciousness and started talking in 3rd person, calling himself mr. green by any chance?

 

[crows]

am i missing something here....

did crow's grapefruit develop consciousness and started talking in 3rd person, calling himself mr. green by any chance?

 

[RiggsMcClane]

The greatest accomplishment I have in my marriage is getting my wife to refer to stupid people as Fredo. When she mocks them she quotes Fredo from Godfather II. "I can handle things. I'm smart."

The first time she said it I was like

I had a similar experience when the wife was able to name the principal characters on the original series Star Trek. That was pretty crazy for both of us. lol

 

[RavenEye]

Mine is a Skyrim nut... I played today 5 minutes in quote for quote of every person's dialogue in Helgen...