Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[jye4ever]

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

I hope BvS touches on the story of the would-be entrepreneur/amateur pornographer who stole one of those from the wreckage of Metropolis and created his own line of "authentic Kryptonian sex toys" that he could market.

I could see it, now:
"Introducing the Hitachi World Engine. Developed from real Kryptonian Technology, this powerful device brings you to an Earth Shattering Climax."

'Touched By The Gods' - it'll sell millions!!

SR had some kinky stuff going on as well

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GasparZizou]

SR had some kinky stuff going on as well

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fabulous!

Bonus llama!!!

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Lots of funny **** these past few pages.

 

[Xenoburger_]

I never thought the ships/pods looked like *****es until the kind members of SS forums pointed it out for me.

 

[abake]

Can we talk again about those dildo/willy ships?
I'm fascinated by them.

These were designed by a team of artists, approved by a team leader, presented to Synder, approved and most likely approved (as with most concept art) by the studio... and NO ONE realised or was brave enough to say... why do they look like little Peni?


I mean, it's not like they "kinda look a bit phallic" they actually look like steam iron willies.


..anyone? anyone? Bueller?

Clearly most of you have never heard of or seen Egyptian Sarcophagi...

https://www.google.com/search?q=sarcophagi&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=W5U6VZ3WEsTWsAW9w4DIBw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1369&bih=768#rls=en&tbm=isch&q=egyptian+sarcophagus&revid=203962683

Or maybe you guys just see what you like to see...

 

[a-dev]

They look like Dildos, and this was apparent immediately. A lot of heads turned when those appeared on screen at the showing I saw and if it had been bright enough I no doubt would have made out furrowed brows on all those turned heads.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Come on man.. how obvious does it have to be.

 

[YoNoSe]

Or maybe you guys just see what you like to see...

That's ridiculous.

Nice ***** in your sig, by the way.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Here are some questions I hope will be answered in future Superman movies:

Will the whole kodex thing be an issue in the future? Now that the entire course for Krypton gas been imprinted on Supes DNA what now?

Perhaps. Kal is the bridge between the two races/species. Jor-El clearly had intentions- one day- that Kal-El would use the Codex to bring Krypton back. It's up to Sups, maybe someday Krypton will rise again, but only when Kal decides that the world is ready for them, but from the looks of BvS, it will take some time

Will he from now on have a hate-on for every tornado he sees or will he just break down and cry everytime Supes sees one?

Like most people he probably doesn't like tornados. He won't cry....in public.

Will the whole town of Smallville keep the secret that Clark Kent is Superman?

Probably, unless they want to make God angry. I doubt they want to do that.

How will Clark's and Lois' relationship work now that they are working together at the Planet?

Same old crap. She wants more attention ...he's too busy saving the world...yada yada yada...relationship problems. They "break up".

Will the government ever trust Superman after he destroyed a multimillion dollar soh satellite for no reason, or will they be fitting him for a pair of Kryptonite hand cuffs?

No government will ever trust him, not because he broke a satellite, but because he's basically god, and there's nothing they can do to stop him from taking over the planet if he wanted to. They will never trust an alien.


Will batman be able to get close enough to superman to hit him when Supes has laser like heat vision that could probably cut through Bats and the metal suit he's wearing faster than light?

Superman will hold back like he usually does. Batman will then act like a tough guy and talk all kinds of trash while he "beats" Superman, but deep down they both know the truth.

Hope that helps.

 

[YoNoSe]

WTH, we can say dildo but not the "p" word?

Censorbot needs a tune-up.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

fabulous!

Bonus llama!!!

 

[GasparZizou]

That's ridiculous.

Nice ***** in your sig, by the way.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Giger knew what time it was.

 

[karamazov80]

Here are some questions I hope will be answered in future Superman movies:
Will the whole kodex thing be an issue in the future? Now that the entire course for Krypton gas been imprinted on Supes DNA what now?

Lord I hope not. From a pure storytelling POV, that was probably the worst, most pointless thing about MOS to me. Unless there is some really amazing payoff down the road, it would probably be best to just ignore that thing moving forward.

I'm still confused about why Jor-El thought it was so damn important to save it, even embed it within Hopeman's DNA considering that Superman was conceived by Jor-El because he thought the Codex was responsible for the downfall of Kryptonian civilization.

 

[jye4ever]

Let me save what I hate.

 

[karamazov80]

It makes sense if Jor-El secretly hated Hopeman for being created the way he was, and did what he did as an act of guilt and repentance.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Apparently Russ-El's the best actor in the world, so they probably were relying on him to sell that idea.

 

[karamazov80]

^^ He was the best thing about Man of Steel in my opinion.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

See him on Fallon recently?