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DiFabio said:
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Imagine be messa in da scene and hav to be all likein "damn Eopie yousa bombad okeeday, all sexy with yousa hairless body and horrific androgynous monster face, messa can total has sex with yousa both messa character and da real messa". Whena all missa real wanna doin is step in the doo-doo of another naboo boo animal. likein serious, imagine hav to be missa and no on sit in da chair while da fat rookie cow flaunts her disgustin' fart hole in front of yousa. da favorable light great revealin' her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit der, take after take, hour after hour, while she bombad da fart. no on hav to tolerata her monstrous doo-doo visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she still gotin it and damn, herbivores native toda planet tatooine look likein da? because thesa re no da ones who has to sit der watch her lengthy doo-doo gremlin face contort into types of grimaces yousa didnt even know exist before da day.yousa ve been doo-doo noth but a healthy diet of anakin 3 boy fronty doo-doo and later alleg rape victims for yousa entire career corn straight out of da boonies in naboo.yousa ve never even seen anyth dis doo-doo disgust before.and now yousa swear yousa ganna tasta da sweat da 3 break out on her dimpl doo-doo as she sucka in to writhe it suggestive at yousa.smug assur da yousa enjoy da opportunity get paid to sit der and revel in her "statuesque (for da is what she calls herself)" beauty.da beauty she jobbin so hard for with personal farmers inda previous months.and then da director calls for another take.and yousa know yousa can kill every single person in dis room before da studio security can putin yousa down.but yousa sit der and endure.because yousa re doo-doo missa binks.yousa re no goin to nocomebackie yousa future political career over dis.just bear it.hide yousa face and bear it.
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Yup, I read the whole thing! :lol

Did you have to rewatch TPM to get the vernacular just right?
 
The Prewitt building under construction in The Dark Knight where the Joker and Batman have their final fight is Trump Tower in Chicago. In The Dark Knight Rises, Wayne Enterprises is Trump Tower in New York.

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People said Trump's inauguration speech last night echoed Bane's speech in TDKR and that last night, his interview about how bad the world is echoes Joker's nihilistic speech in TDK.

Trump said TDKR was a great film (lol, what).






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That's how he got so many votes. Just like the new HT Batman figure in the Best of 2016 poll! Dammit.

Batfans have not only screwed up an entire generation but have now screwed up an entire country.
 

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