a new hope leia!!

[Vader AL]

Ben is still my most-wanted 12" figure, even though I have the PF.

ep III obi is my most wanted PF!

 

[PosterBoyKelly]

This Leia is already one of my favorite figures!!! But I must agree--what ever happened to Padme?

SCREW PADME! THIS ROCKS!

Just messing around with ya, anyway, any more exclusive ideas? Torture droid?

 

[Captain Faramir]

he he, actually I've always thought Leia was much more beautiful than Padme myself. No Padme announcement could compare to this.

 

[Darth Sheba]

he he, actually I've always thought Leia was much more beautiful than Padme myself. No Padme announcement could compare to this.

Pada-who?

 

[Captain Faramir]

 

[PosterBoyKelly]

Darth Sheba, awesome sig!

 

[pickard]

ep III obi is my most wanted PF!

Yeah, same here, Al.

 

[DarthNeil]

Doesn't everyone want an Ep II Obi PF so that they can leave their empty beer cans at his feet as a tribute to his awesome mulletness?

 

[PosterBoyKelly]

Doesn't everyone want an Ep II Obi PF so that they can leave their empty beer cans at his feet as a tribute to his awesome mulletness?

 

[Amir]

he he, actually I've always thought Leia was much more beautiful than Padme myself. No Padme announcement could compare to this.

I concur Leia is definitely more beautiful of the two

as far as the Stormtrooper blaster I think the Stormtrooper blaster should definitely be a standard accessory for all the Leia figures.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

Doesn't everyone want an Ep II Obi PF so that they can leave their empty beer cans at his feet as a tribute to his awesome mulletness?

Only if it comes with a "pick up shot" alternate head so we can display him with that super cheesy fake beard.

 

[Darren Carnall]

fake beard, fake hair, fake 'old' wrinkley makeup, fake different coloured eyes for some reason, fake different 'old' voice..... so much fakeness, lol

 

[King Darkness]

Very cool!!! Just saw this. I will definitely be there to order Leia!!!

Glad I passed on the Boush Leia.

 

[customizerwannabe]

I'd go with a bit less of the goth eyeliner and heavy lipstick to decrease the celestial slut look!

 

[Darth Madden]

I'd go with a bit less of the goth eyeliner and heavy lipstick to decrease the celestial slut look!

Reminds me of the classic SNL skit.. Sorry its a little long


Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space


Princess Leia: Hi, everybody! I'm from another galaxy, in another time, in another movie! I'm an exchange student from outer space, and I just dropped onto this swell beach! Gee, I.. I sure hope you guys speak English!

Sandy: Well.. we do.. I'm Sandy, and this is Buzz, and Skeeter, and Moondoggy. We're the popular crowd! [ laughs ]

Skeeter: A clique of middle-class WASPs and Italian teenagers living off our parents until it's hip to reject them!

Princess Leia: Hi!

Annette: Hi. I-I'm Annette.. and this is my boyfriend Frankie.. and these are my breasts.

Princess Leia: Hi! Hi!

Frankie: Welcome to Party Beach. Say, what's your name?

Princess Leia: I-I'm Princess Leia!

Frankie: Wowww.. a real princess from outer space.

Buzz: Princess.. Lay.. ah!

[ everyone laughs ]

Annette: You see. this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.

Frankie: And we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty!

Buzz: No matter how stu-pid it is! [ laughs ]

Surfer: Surf's up!

Everyone: Yayyyyy!!

Frankie: Say.. Princess Leia. Did you bring a bathing suit?

Sure! [ removes her clothes to reveal a shuny bikini ] Will this do?

[ all the guys whistled, impressed with Princess Leia's layout ]

Frankie: Talk about heavenly bodies! Wow! She's outta sight!

Annette: [ miffed ] You two certainly have a lot in common - space! She coems from it, and.. you've got a lot between your ears! Come on, girls!

[ the girls stomp away from the beach scene, leaving Frankie and Princess Leia alone ]

Frankie: You know.. Annette's right. I.. I am interested in.. outer space.. travel.. Say, tell me, Princess - say, on your planet, a guy's going out with a girl since the beginning of high school. how long should he have to wait until he.. gets under her bra?

Princess Leia: Uh.. usually, until he can get her alone in his car.

Moondoggy: Well, what if he doesn't have a car?

Princess Leia: Then he should borrow his dad's.

Buzz: Well.. how old do you have to be on your planet to.. get a driver's license?

Princess Leia: 16.

Buzz: Ah, nuts! Then I'd have to wait another three months!

Princess Leia: Everybody seems to be friendly here!

Frankie: You'd fit in right here on Earth. Say.. I bet you know how to kiss great.

Princess Leia: "Kiss"? What's "kiss"?

Frankie: You don't know what "kiss" means?

Princess Leia: No!

Frankie: Well, just close your eyes.. and open your mouth.

[ Princess Leia closes her eyes and opens her mouth, as Frankie makes his move. Annette re-enters the scene and catches him ]

Annette: What are you trying to do, give her artificial respiration?!

Frankie: Uh.. uh.. she had some spinach caught in her teeth.. and I was just trying to help her pull it out!

Annette: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness! He's my guy!

Princess Leia: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut!

[ background music pots up, as Princess Leia breaks into a 50's teen angst song variant ]

Princess Leia: [ singing ]
I'm a teenager from outer space Trying to make it in the human race. Although I come from another world I'm really a very nice girl!

And even though I'm dropping from the sky I would never steal another girl's guy! I don't want all the girls to hate me I just want.. the guys to date me!

I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Writing love letters in the sand dunes But it's hard.. when you're the new kid on Earth!

 

[Wor-Gar]

So now where's the picture leaks of Leia?

 

[King Darkness]

So now where's the picture leaks of Leia?

Thats what I want to know

 

[jason2885]

I cant wait to get Leia on Friday. Im surprised someone hasn't posted will you be buying ANH Leia this Friday thread.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I'm in too. I think everyone will be. It might be one of those days on Friday...

Fight, fight, fight...

 

[pixletwin]

LIKE FER SURE!!!

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME