Who Is No Pants Valdez?

[King Darkness]

I called you a jerk and mod banned me. So cleary, if you hadn't have been a jerk I wouldn't have been banned.



Apparently said mod took it as a personal attack on another board member

 

[devilof76]

Are you ****ing kidding me?

If anything, you should get banned for making fun of my locational handicap.

 

[King Darkness]

I wish I were kidding. I lost two weeks of discriminatory locational handicap remarks. I'll never get that time back.

I attribute it to a mod who isn't completely in touch with the board or was having a bad day

I've called you a jerk at least once a week for the last 5 years or so.

 

[devilof76]

I missed it terribly.

E did get in a few Maine cracks while you were gone, so not all was lost.

 

[King Darkness]

I knew I could count on E. Its likely the only time in my life I can say I missed Maine. Missed pissing on it that is.

 

[devilof76]

I knew sending Shropt those pictures of Pinkie Pie doing German porn would work.

 

[King Darkness]

REPORTED!!!

You should be banned for bribery!!!

I always knew mods were weak of character.

 

[devilof76]

Of course. I've been bribing them all for years.

Why do you think I've never been banned?

 

[King Darkness]

I refuse to accept two of my infractions, the most recent by Shropt, which was pointless since I call you a jerk ALL THE TIME, and was not even remotely close to "insulting other members". And another ridiculous infraction was my lcummins, for calling Flosi, Buttflossi, again sited as a "insulting other members"..........another case of out of touch mods attempting to police without context.

My other three were from Dave and rightly deserved.

There should be a way to dispute infractions.

Or I should just start bribing mods too.

 

[devilof76]

Do it. I can't express how satisfying it is to have them at your mercy. Blackmail is even better.

I disputed an infraction once, but Dave just laughed and called me names.

...I'm sensing a trend here...

 

[King Darkness]

Did he call you a jerk? That's the trend I'm sensing.....



The funny thing about the bogus lcummins infraction was that in the post immediately before mine, Buttflossi (a mod mind you) called me King Peenees .....Old Man Cummins ignored that and gave me an infraction .....mods....pfft

Marc still ranks as the worst mod of all times ever!

 

[devilof76]

I wish more mods were like Marc.

It sucks that you have so many undeserved infractions. I only have one I don't deserve. Jen gave it to me for being mean to The Josh.

Only she could be so pitiless and cruel.

 

[King Darkness]

I read that as pantiless...........mmmmmm....Jen pantiless....


The Josh deserved it, I am sure.

 

[CelticPredator]

That **** happens to me all the time. I don't see what's hard distinguishing insult from playful ribbing for her pleasure.

 

[King Darkness]

I would call you CelticP00P here, but I'll probably get another infraction, so I won't.

 

[devilof76]

That **** happens to me all the time. I don't see what's hard distinguishing insult from playful ribbing for her pleasure.

I always make a point of crafting the least erogenous insults possible. That way there's no mistake.

I read that as pantiless.....

Naturally. I'm sure it's what I meant to write.

The Josh deserved it, I am sure.

He put me on ignore for being awesome. Unforgivable. It's not like I was being a jerk or anything. That I would understand.

 

[King Darkness]

You should also be infracted for your constant post editing.

And, by the way, I am currently pantiless.

 

[devilof76]

I should be thrown in the briar patch.

And, by the way, so am I.

 

[devilof76]

I just had an epiphany.

Ponies are pantiless. Jen is pantiless.

Is Jen a pony???

 

[King Darkness]

I had an epiphany once. Itched like the dickens!

* insert crass riding Jen like a pony joke here *