How do you react when you see your dates/girfriends stuffed animal/doll collection?

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I say, "Cool My Little Pony collection. I especially like the seahorses".

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:lol chicks with stuffed animals on their bed...usually they end up inviting a few of them to the party and it gets awkward. You never know where some of those tails have been, well I know where one of them has. Mr. Skuttles and I are close now.
 
I find out which is her most prized possession, then I violently sodomize it while she watches in horror, then I decapitate it and string the head around a necklace that I wear for the duration of our time together. It establishes immediate dominance. That's how Dad did it, That's how America does it and it's worked pretty good so far.
 
I find out which is her most prized possession, then I violently sodomize it while she watches in horror, then I decapitate it and string the head around a necklace that I wear for the duration of our time together. It establishes immediate dominance. That's how Dad did it, That's how America does it and it's worked pretty good so far.

I use to do that too until I met a girl whose prized possession was a Pinocchio doll. Took me three weeks to get all the splinters out of my ____.

The first time.
 
wasn't this in a Cheers episode? sam was disgusted by all of Diane's stuffed animals. i think he threw them all out the window before the sexcapades started.

so as long as they can be thrown off the bed quick enough, i guess i'm ok with it.
 
i just roll my eyes when i listen to her go on and on about how little she paid for all these & how she could make bank on them if she sells them........:rolleyes:
 
set them up like an audience and tell her its "pig-tails and striped stockings time" .... :monkey1
 
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