Will Disney give us Fight Club 2?

I just realized that with their recent purchase of Fox, Disney now has the ability to make a sequel to Fight Club. I can't wait. Will Tyler Durden finally recognize his Toxic Masculinity? Will Marla start her own Fight Club? Will Jack abandon his contempt for employment, instead struggling for equal representation by becoming a Human Resource manager? Will we see new, cuter power animals? Will Marla get a power animal of her own? What will the gender and ethnicity of the power animals be? Will the power animals be involved in same sex relationships? Only time will tell.

In the meantime Disney, prepare to destroy something beautiful.

Jesus

Yeah...

This thread has more edge than GG Allin.

Disney will make Fight Club 2 with an all-female cast.

Thread of the year!

If so it'll have to adapt the comic: https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/27-002/Fight-Club-2-1

Prime Clone said:

If so it'll have to adapt the comic: https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/27-002/Fight-Club-2-1

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No way! Too much Toxic Masculinity!

"I am Jack's workplace sensitivity training. I learn new pronouns, or else I get fired."

Mickey Mouse Fight Club

You know you'd watch it.

It’s was a cleaver reply.....but it’s a stupid thread......


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Fight Club 2: Bisch Club

All female. All hormones. All right!


First rule of Bisch Club: you don't talk about Bisch Club... except to your besty

xipotec said:

It’s was a cleaver reply.....but it’s a stupid thread......


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"Xipotec didn't love me because my testicles weren't removed..."

Fight Club 1.


Fight Club 2.

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Fight Club 1.
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Fight Club 2.
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"We're still men, right?"

"Yes. Men is what we are."

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


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xipotec said:

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

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Same bills of goods we sold women in the 70's -- you can have it all.

When they found out they couldn't, they were pissed too.

xipotec said:

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


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"I am Jack's Straight-White-Male-Cisgender-Guilt. My servitude is privilege. My life is a treadmill."

Too dark? Likely. Kathleen Kennedy would want to incorporate slapstick humor, to lighten the mood. Maybe a Time Loss Injury on an assembly line, or something...

A timely thread but me fears its all going to end in tears and tantrums