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I'm telling you this as a friend: you sound desperate. You sound like a kid in high school that's been dumped, and dumped badly, and he's looking for any kind of sign or indication that his girlfriend is gonna come back some day. "Did you see when she looked at me in the hall after lunch? She...

Announced today is the collected edition of the craptacular "sequel" to Ronin, now retitled "Ronin Rising." At least it has a new cover.

You don't remember him squishing the bug and freaking out about the existential nature of life and death and the universe?

Does he really though? He used the comics 300 and Watchmen as storyboards, essentially. And BvS was cobbled together from Dark Knight Returns and Death of Superman. What really good ideas are his? "Sucker Punch?" The dildo spaceships in "Man of Steel?" Or how about having a Star Destroyer...

I don't know. It's all so watered down and diluted. Remember that crazy edit of the Endgame battle where they put EVERYONE from EVERY movie EVER in? After a while, you just get numb to it. I think it's gonna be cool just to see Wolvie and Deadpool together. If there are fun cameos, that's...

Hm. I didn't really care for the conclusion. The beginning and middle had me completely hooked, but I feel like it ran out of steam the last few episodes. Still very, very good and worth watching, but it's not up there with season one of "True Detective" in the annals of perfect television...

That's a deep cut. I completely forgot about those Power of the Jedi figures that were based on unused concept art. I could do without the yellow sabers though. They've been turning up everywhere lately.

Yes, that's what I was waiting for!! Alatar's blustery long-winded defense of a truly rotten movie, delivered with the air of "You people are just too stupid to get it....I get it. This is ART." The way he bends himself into a pretzel to try to find any kind of deeper "meaning" in this dreck...

Without sleeves, it looks really damn close to how John Romita JR drew him in "Agent of SHIELD."

The shoulder pieces are dumb. Look how they never work on action figures. It'd be just as impractical in real life. I'm definitely gonna need figures of these two. Wolvie finally in a costume, and Deadpool in a redder costume with golden guns. As long as they keep giving them new hats...

SLEEVELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Alatar wants to make it look like this movie is a success to the Netflix algorithm, he's gonna have to watch it a lot more than two times.

Part One had a "so bad you have to see it to believe it" quality, not unlike The Room. But Part Two has a "oh god this is actually WORSE than the first one and it's so dreadfully boring...is this real?" quality that's not in any way funny....like when someone falls and doesn't get up after 30...

I'm just one man. But I feel compelled to do my part. If my complaining saves just one person the precious two hours of their life that would be better spent mowing the lawn, painting a fence, or sitting on the toilet instead of watching this pathetic drivel, then complain I will.

There you go again, using that word "epic" again. I'm starting to think you might not know what it means... Why did the AI give everyone, including Wonder Woman, a big butt-chin??

No, it wasn't. Parts of the Season 3 finale were mildly interesting, but there's nothing about the entire series that could come close to being described as "epic." The attack on Death Star II was epic. The Battle of Helm's Deep was epic. Mando, good and bad, was just low-scale TV budget...

It was boring lazy trash. It's already completely irrelevant and forgotten just days after release. It's the movie equivalent of a bad night at a Mexican restaurant, but less memorable. Meanwhile.......somewhere Alatar is on his 18th back-to-back viewing of the weekend....

Personally, I'd include "Batman v Superman" in that list cause most of it was just an adaptation of 80s and 90s "grimdark" DC books. I liked it though cause that's my era of comics. Other than these three movies, I can't sit through anything else he's done.

Not only that, the "non-stop really good sci-fi action" is horribly staged, amateurish crap. Everything we've always hated about bad action movies all wrapped up in a turd sandwich. Characters with plot armor being shot at by legions of enemies but not getting a scratch, while simultaneously...