mister_e
Super Freak
I was initially scared when I got it because the box looked like Ace Ventura delivered it.
Ha ha. I love that movie and that scene is so spot on. Everybody has received a package like that at least once in their life. Good thing Ace Ventura didn't actually deliver it or the contents would have most definitely been smashed as well.
Ace: "HDS, sir. And how are you this afternoon? Aaalllrighty, then. I have a package for you."
Customer: (takes package, sounds like broken glass or ceramics) "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely, sir. I'll bet it was something nice though."