Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

But yeah no they totally aren’t trying to course correct this thing, lol.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Star Wars: Palpatine's Revenge

That would get butts in the seats.



But this nonsense once again of drawing the entire expansive saga into one cute little digestible bite -- like Palpatine creating Anakin and now Rey. That's the same thinking that gave us "Snoke is Plagueis" and a long line to tormented souls when it turned out not to be, even with Williams music cue screaming the truth to fans. Now those same people cling to a new theory of wrap-around "genius". :lol

Perhaps the title should be:

Star Wars: Prepare for Disappointment
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Hey maybe Luke really isn’t dead. Maybe he teleported somewhere to regain his strength.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I do agree that the teaser feels like an extension of TFA but I'd love to hear how anyone could think that a single scene feels like it would have been taken *from* TFA.

Rey. Desert planet. Running.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Some needs to cut between Rey listening and then running to shots of the old Star Trek Gorn pursuing.


StarTrek-Gorn.jpg





With the appropriate music hummed by the Cable Guy.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Watched the teaser, it's just meh.
Nothing in the teaser makes me interested in seeing this.
 
Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I find it interesting that using established characters in satisfying ways has become synonymous with the now derogatory term "fan service."


I’ve never considered fan service to merely be reuse of characters - that’s a necessary part of any ongoing saga.

(Except Lando. Not really sure what’s the point of bringing him back.)

Fan service to me is the constant (and almost always unnecessary) reference to objects and events from previous films (or the fandom overall).

It reached its peak with Solo and its laundry list of OT references and artifacts.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I for one can't wait to not pay to see this movie. I'm just gonna read spoilers and laugh at how terrible it is, and then I'll download it for free and watch the "good" parts, if there are any.

"The Rise of Skywalker." God, that's terrible.

Probably in reference to the rise in Kylo's pants around Rey.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Star Wars: The Return to Profits
(Now with more male fan service)
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Watched the teaser again.

Three takeaways:

1. I really liked Rey's detached arm sleeves in the previous films but her bare toned arms are sexy as hell, lol.

2. I noticed that the person saudering Kylo's mask together has arms with long black hair, almost like a wookiee.

3. I freaking *love* Lando's jubilation. What a great and hearty laugh!
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

JJA seems to have obsession with Ray Ray heavy breathing, gosh it recalled terrible memory from that TFA in 2016.
 
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