Sam Jackson + Snakes on a Plane

Pretty much says it all.

https://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2710880

Umm. Okay. Original idea. Dumb, but original.

I hate movies with vague titles. "Snakes on a Plane." OK, so what's it about?

I think it's about a bunch of lawyers on their way to a conference.



Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.





Sorry to any lawyers out there!

lol Well what do you know! Another crap S. L Jackson film...

Its will probably be one of the highest grossing films...

How sad that is...

I actually feel dumber from watching that

From the trailer it looks like CRAP

I'll probably be the only one to not knock the movie ..... yet.

It's gotten a lot of hype on some sites and from what Ive read elsewhere this trailer has unfinished effects.
But basically its being described as just a fun movie that is exactly what the title reads and is along the same lines of all the other animal attack movies of the 70's/80's. Just plain ol "when animals attack" fun.

.. who knows, it may end up a new cult classic.
highly unlikely, but Im a glass-half-full guy.

I hope it does well enough that we get to see a few sequels:

Snakes on a Train!

Snakes on a Bus!

Snakes in a Movie Theater!

Snakes in a Motel 6!

Snakes in the Senate!

Snakes in the White House!



This is one franchise that could go on forever...

lol.
dont forget Snakes On Freaks Board!!

occulum said:

lol.
dont forget Snakes On Freaks Board!!

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I star in that one! Cool!

BDboystoys said:

lol Well what do you know! Another crap S. L Jackson film...

Its will probably be one of the highest grossing films...

How sad that is...

I actually feel dumber from watching that

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Kinda like that trilogy he was in..................what was it called again............Star Warts..............no....no...................Star Wars............yeah Star Wars..............kinda like Star War Episodes I, II & III..................

Wot abt Snakes on Cocaine??? It rhymes, and has amazing potential!!!

TC

"Enough is enough. I've had it with these coked-up snakes!"

Lembas Eater said:

"Enough is enough. I've had it with these coked-up snakes!"

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Wot abt "White Snakes on Dope" (Not Coverdale BTW)

Snakes on toast. Mmmmmmm!

so what is the point of this movie?? how did the snakes get onto the plane, how did they get loose??

I believe that SLJ is guarding somebody that is being put into the witness protection program, and the bad guys have conspired to release a load of deadly snakes throughout the plane in an effort to kill the guy that the BMF is protecting. I know that at least one cat doesn't survive, and things are looking bad for that one lady who doesn't recognize the feeling of a python climbing up her dress and through her cleavage until it is too late and the thing pops out from between her bosoms and bares its fangs right in her face.

I thought the title was a metaphor until I clicked on the link.

This might be the worst idea for a mainstream movie I've heard in years.

Why would it be any worse than 101 'blockbusters' that have been released the past years? At least the concept is original....

I think it's freakin' hilarious. I am DEFINITELY going to give my money to a movie made by a studio with enough balls to call a movie 'Snakes on a Plane' Looks like it could be some B-level fun - like Killer Tomatoes, etc. Plus New Line's been really listening to the audience on this one (working for a company that also listens to its audience, I definitely appreciate that!) - here are some articles explaining it:

https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060323/film_nm/snakes_dc

and

https://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane



Speaking of B-movie fun and slithering snakes, who's going to see 'Slither' this weekend?? *raises hand high*