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12-23-2008, 01:51 PM
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Brotherhood Weapon Master
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Location: Harrisburg
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A Santa question
How can a child possibly feel safe in his home when every year his parents allow some out of shape stranger to break into their home and reverse burgle them while they are sleeping. Then rewards the burgler with a snack. How can you tell your kids not to accept gifts from strangers and yet allow this to happen every year on the exact same day. And this is celebrated? Hmmm. Just a question.
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12-23-2008, 01:54 PM
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Formerly Congerking
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Los Angeles
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Re: A Santa question
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Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake
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Santa's a freaking stalker. He probably watches me in the shower too. PERVERT
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12-23-2008, 01:58 PM
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OT Preferist
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Oklahoma
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Re: A Santa question
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Originally Posted by Chimera 1
How can a child possibly feel safe in his home when every year his parents allow some out of shape stranger to break into their home and reverse burgle them while they are sleeping. Then rewards the burgler with a snack. How can you tell your kids not to accept gifts from strangers and yet allow this to happen every year on the exact same day. And this is celebrated? Hmmm. Just a question.
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Maybe someone should tell him the truth... don't read unless you want it spoiled:
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12-23-2008, 02:07 PM
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^^NAM Apologist^^
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Watching Kurgania Burn
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Re: A Santa question
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12-23-2008, 02:08 PM
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Lt. Vulture
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: A Santa question
That whole NAME should be verboten.
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12-23-2008, 02:10 PM
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Insufferable S.O.B.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Tree of Woe
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Re: A Santa question
Funny, we were at a xmas lights drive through thing and one of them had Santa peeking through the window while a kid slept, it looked kinda pervish lol.
"Hello Santa, my name is Chris Hansen, please have a seat"
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12-23-2008, 02:11 PM
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Pirate Ninja
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: See dot
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Re: A Santa question
he sees you when you're sleeping...
he knows when you're awake...
he knows if you've been bad...or good...
hrm.
court restraining order on stalker...aka Santa...
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12-23-2008, 02:19 PM
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Makes us stronger.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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Re: A Santa question
If Santa were real imagine how many severe beatings he'd experience? 
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12-23-2008, 02:21 PM
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^^NAM Apologist^^
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Watching Kurgania Burn
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Re: A Santa question
Like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II when he climbs in his bedroom window in 1985 only to find that it belongs to a black girl and he gets chased out of the house with a baseball bat.
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12-23-2008, 02:24 PM
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Makes us stronger.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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Re: A Santa question
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Originally Posted by pixletwin
Like Marty McFly in Back to the Future II when he climbs in his bedroom window in 1985 only to find that it belongs to a black girl and he gets chased out of the house with a baseball bat. |
YES!
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