Marvels Brave New Warriors (not a joke)

That Kibblesmith guy is a multi-millionaire heir to a fortune from his Exxon-executive daddy.

If you were wondering why such a pathetic excuse for a human being with zero charisma or talent is even allowed in the door of the entertainment industry, there's your answer. Money and nepotism.

Jeez, you would think the guy's rich dad could have at least paid some kids to be friends with him, the poor bastard.

Oh but don't feel too bad for this sad-sack multi-millionaire; he has an attractive wife that really loves him for him, and totally not his money, I'm sure. Although honestly don't know why the guy bothered marrying a woman. He looks like the kind of guy who would close his eyes if there's a naked girl in a movie.

He didn't read the original New Warriors because they were "too cool and intimidating" for him???

Yikes. I honestly don't even know where to start with this one.

Nail meet Marvel coffin