Star Wars Lines Improved by using the word "pants"

I do find your lack of pants disturbing!

You are unwise to lower your pants.

Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. :chew

I think this will work with Lord of the Rings as well:


Galadriel: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the pants."


Galadriel: "I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants."


Gandalf: "It reads: 'The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter.'"
Merry: "What d'you suppose that means?"
Gandalf: "Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the pants will open."


Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't pants him when he had the chance."


Bilbo: "I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants."


Gandalf: "There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share pants."


Arwen: "I choose a mortal life."
Aragorn: "You cannot give me this."
Arwen: "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my pants."


Boromir: "The pants of men will fall, and all will come to darkness, my city to ruin."


Gandalf: "They've reached the Shire?"
Saruman: "They will find the Ring, and pants the one who carries it."


Gimli: "Dwarf pants are invisible when closed."


Galadriel: "For you, Samwise Gamgee, Elven rope, made of Hithlain."
Sam: "Thank You M'Lady... Have you ran out of those nice shiny pants?"


Gandalf: "You shall not pants!"


Aragorn: "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."


Frodo: "Nothing dampens your pants, does it, Sam?"


Theoden: "I will not risk open pants."


Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my pants."


Grima Wormtongue: "His pants! I told you to take the Wizard's pants!!"


Eowyn: "The city has fallen silent. There is no warmth left in the sun."
Faramir: "It is only the damp of the first spring pants."


Legolas: "I feel something. A slight tingle in my pants. I think it's affecting me."


Aragorn: "Fight for us... and regain your pants."
Gimli: "They had no pants in life. They have none now in death."


Denethor: "No pants for Denethor and Faramir!"


Witch King: "Do not come between the Nazgul and his pants."


Witch King: "Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all."
Gothmog: "What of the wizard?"
Witch King: "I will pants him."


Elrond: "I give pants to men."
Aragorn: "I keep none for myself."


Gandalf: "Not at the towers! Aim for the pants! Bring them down!"


Frodo: "What is this place?"
Gollum: "Master must go inside the pants."
Frodo: "Now that I'm here, I don't think I want to."

tomandshell said:

Frodo: "Nothing dampens your pants, does it, Sam?"

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Actually works better with LoTR then it does with Star Wars

Anyone else think these line's have a Family Guy humor to them?

You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in pants now.

This game also works wonderfully with Hymnals.

I'm just sayin...

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

Man, if i had a dollar every time I was told that in school.

the force is strong in my pants

ROFLOL

How about the classics??? This thread is too funny.Here are some the classic Hollywood lines that I can remember.....Enjoy!




Say "hello" to my little pants!

I feel the need - the need for pants!

You can't handle the pants!

You're gonna need bigger pants


Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!


You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel pants?' Well, do ya, punk?

One morning I shot an elephant in my pants. How he got in my pants, I don't know.

There's no crying in pants!

A boy's best friend is his pants.

Pants, for lack of a better word, is good.

Keep your friends close, but your pants closer.


Well, here's another nice pants you've gotten me into!


Get your stinking pants off me, you damned dirty ape.

I have always depended on the kindness of pants.


Soylent Green is pants!

Yo, Pants!

Who's on pants?


Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the pants! It's in the pants! It's in the pants!

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants, too!

I'm king of the pants!

Too funny!

Your over confidence is your weakness.

Your faith in your pants is yours.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power in your pants.

Works good for Indiana Jones too.

Indiana:Give me the Pants.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the pants.
Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the pants!
Satipo: Adiós, señor.

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.

Dietrich: Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Indiana: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the pants.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indiana: Then your Füher has no pants.

Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Pants is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the pants.
Indiana: Now you're getting nasty.

Indiana: This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archeology, not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place, I'm talking about pants.

Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than pants to save you.

Indiana: I can only say I'm pants so many times.
Marion: Well, say it again anyway.
Indiana: Pants

Indiana: Belloq.
Belloq: Good afternoon, Doctor Jones.
Indiana: I oughta pants you right now.
Belloq: Not a very private place for a pants.

Indiana: I'm gonna blow up the Pants, Rene.
Belloq: Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.

This is how we say 'pants' in Germany.

I liked the Austrian way better.

Maybe this has been said already, but I thought of a good LOTR one.

Aragorn:

I do not know what strength is in my pants, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall.

There and back again....a pants tail.