Paul W.S. Anderson's POMPEII

batfan08 said:

At first I read that as "Paul Thomas Anderson's Pompeii," and I was thinking "wow, interesting," and then it hit me.

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batfan08 said:

At first I read that as "Paul Thomas Anderson's Pompeii," and I was thinking "wow, interesting," and then it hit me.

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Kamandi said:

Well, I did a search and it doesn't appear there's a thread where we are ridiculing this film yet.

There's a new poster today and that's my excuse to create a thread so we can express our thoughts about Mr. Resident Evil's new movie.

Maybe it's just me but if I thought I was about to die I'd grab a handful of @ss.

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rushmore223 said:

Why would they put his name so prominently on the poster, does his name actually sell tickets? Or are they hoping movie-goers will confuse him for his polar opposite namesake?

I can see it now...

(Couple standing in box office line)

Oh look honey, Paul Anderson has a new movie out!

You mean the guy that Directed There Will Be Blood and Boogie Nights?

Let's go see that instead!

(Receiving tickets from Theater employee)

Wait, this director is Paul W. Anderson, the guy that Directed movies Uwe Boll turned down!

You Mean not Paul Thomas Anderson who Directed The Master and Punch Drunk Love?!

(in unison)
We want our money back!

Theater employee: Sorry, the studio is refusing to allow us to refund ticket revenues on this particular film, but for $5 extra they are offering a paper bag and ear plugs!

(In unison)
We'll take 'em!

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TheFiend said:

Ugh.


Pompeii is fascinating though. I'm sure this movie will make a mockery of it though.

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