Star Wars XXX

The Mike · May 28, 2011

Because apparently, all of the actual spoofs weren't good enough and due to the recent successes of the comic books stuff, they are making a legitimate Star Wars porn...the same guys who did the Batman and Superman ones are handling this:

Star Wars XXX (it’s 3D!) is currently in production and here are some images I’ve been getting from the shoot…clearly I have to share the wealth. Photos feature Rihanna Rimes as Oola, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan, and Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker. And yeah, director says “Chewy gets laid”! Photos are courtesy of Axel Braun Productions (and my pimped-out text message inbox). Giggity.

This is a little nuts....(pardon the pun).

Devil_666 · May 28, 2011

Star Wars nerds jerk it to the regular movie anyways, so it's a no-brainer to add in some porn for them.

:monkey3

CelticPredator · May 28, 2011

Hm...they used real sets, and costumes.

Better then the PT already! :lol

Sachiel · May 28, 2011

Princess Lei-u said:
I'd just as soon ____ a Wookie!

Batty · May 28, 2011

Oooooo, I hope HT picks up the license! :yess:

TheObsoleteMan · May 28, 2011

And yeah, director says “Chewy gets laid”!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

DarthNeil · May 28, 2011

Someone get this walking carpet out of my way....

78Myers · May 28, 2011

Jada Fire? Sienna West?

No Prya Rai? C'mon man...

barryo · May 28, 2011

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell....................... :monkey1

steveo · May 28, 2011

Really? Why?

Deckard · May 28, 2011

Thats no moon...

TheObsoleteMan · May 28, 2011

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Deckard · May 28, 2011

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

hairlesswookiee · May 28, 2011

barryo said:
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell.......................

TheObsoleteMan said:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Awesome.

DarthNeil · May 28, 2011

Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?

TheObsoleteMan · May 28, 2011

Deckard said:
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

Deckard · May 28, 2011

"Jek pull out"

"No, I'm all—Aargh"

barryo · May 28, 2011

Possible he came in through the south entrance...................... :yess:

Deckard · May 28, 2011

Get clear Wedge you can't do anymore good back there.

TheFiend · May 28, 2011

I think its more funny that people have these lines memorized

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