RedstaR
06-04-2006, 01:47 PM
Recently a crate was delivered to my residence that featured no return address or any note of contents. Ignorance abound, my two roommates and myself removed the board coverings of the crate to reveal a single oil drum. Curiosity struck as we noticed a red liquid slowly seeping through a crack in the top half of the drum. Most people would inform the proper authorities immediately if such an object was delivered to their home. We did not. We removed the lid, and for two minutes, Pandora’s Box was opened in our three bedroom apartment. As the lid was slightly raised the force of the oil drum's contents launched the lid in the air, slightly cutting my left brow. No matter, I had no time to deal with paper cuts. We quickly attempted to subdue the man that sprung from his prison, yet some unknown force gave him such rage and determination to escape our grasp. About a minute later, I had unwrapped a roll of duct tape around the man's feet and hands. Two of us managed to escape this ordeal unscathed. Unfortunately while transferring the patient to new quarters, my roommate fell ill after coming in direct contact with the patient. I'll learn to forgive myself for what we allowed to happen to him...
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I've noticed that my left brow seems to be infected. I'm sure it's the rust from the drum lid, yet I can't stop scratching it. There are so many questions I have right now but I don't know who could possibly answer them. Why me? Why was the drum sent to me? Who was the patient in the drum? Why was this patient...wait, I think this is some how related to the $70 I paid someone for one of my grails.
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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/RedstaR3000x/1019220081.jpg
I've noticed that my left brow seems to be infected. I'm sure it's the rust from the drum lid, yet I can't stop scratching it. There are so many questions I have right now but I don't know who could possibly answer them. Why me? Why was the drum sent to me? Who was the patient in the drum? Why was this patient...wait, I think this is some how related to the $70 I paid someone for one of my grails.