#&%*e(@ !(%^^#@!)c@$%*&#^g#@(!)&*^(%d!*$ ...you Can't fool us Sideshow !!!!

[Shai Hulud]

....We all know its another member of the Dead line :cool:

[Shai Hulud]

...right :confused:

[Buttmunch]

Right. 99.99999999999% sure.

[Fritz]

...or it could be a longshoreman with a potty mouth like that. :D

[Collector Freak]

What's "The Dead"? A film?

[Batty]

The Dead don't exist.

[creecher]

No line is ever Dead.

So when the #&%*e(@ !(%^^#@!)c@$%*&#^g#@(!)&*^(%d!*$ are you going to tell us what it is? :monkey4

Excuse me, ahem. Could you please advise us of the time, perhaps, when it is within your hectic and busy schedule, WHEN precisely, you might find it with in your kind and benevolent hearts, to notify us of the item, you wish to announce as one of the items that you have prepared for pre-order, which is going to be a San Diego Comic Convention exclusive, which, up to this point, remains unknown to us. :bow

[tomandshell]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305882525.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55578526_.jpg

[creecher]

I know it is likely to be the dead. I just want to know WHEN they are going to confirm it. When not what.

The dead line is dead. In the water, under the earth, on a planet far from here. The dead will rise. Rise oh evil dead, rise from whence thou camst. Rise up from the hidden archive that ignors your existence, that you ever existed at all.

WHEN are the dead going to rise? And if not, WHEN are you going to get me my freebie Tom? :monkey5
This is great. I'm going to when either way. grrrrr win. when/win/whatever

[Shai Hulud]

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD !!!!!


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/kingshaihulud/ssthedead7.jpg

[Alice Adrenochrome]

If it's the Dead: pretty annoying getting only one figure/year, and on top of that, as a CC exclusive... Tough!

[DarkArtist81]

Yeah, it's great to see another figure... Even if it is super tough for me to ever get one. Makes me wish I still lived in Cali. :monkey2

But I still want one and will do everything in my power to NOT miss this one.

[creecher]

I don't find it that tough at all. I have waited that long time and time again, from announcement through to production to shipping to distributor to retailer to me. Ho Ho humbo. Might be tough for you softies.

I used to whine but it wasn't from anticipation, but rather the possibilities that so long after knowing it was on the market somewhere, I could miss out on a figure. Now I find it boring to see and hear all about a figure and finally get it to see it is all true and opening the box has lost its zing. Spoilers anyone? Yeah thanks alot fellas. Hi Dusty, that one was for you. :naughty The up side has always been the ability to change my mind in plenty of time so as not to rile my retailer.

Change of mood. It's a great community and no one gives a hoot and we all get along and have fun, with the occasional ribbing, and learn and understand that what is great for one, is a barkers egg in the face for someone else, and Sideshow and you Freaks makes our lives exciting. Well mine anyway. I dont even mind and would rather even, that a new dead figure not be announced, but it is not up to me, so I must be prepared, so WHEN.

[Darth Rage]

They fooled me! But my fellow freaks schooled me on the line that is dead. Thanks guys!

[gdb]

They fooled me! But my fellow freaks schooled me on the line that is dead. Thanks guys!

Is there a refresher course for newbies? And when people type dead, they don't mean the Grateful Dead, but zombies, I'm guessing.

[DarkArtist81]

Yes, it took me a while to learn of this one too... and I am a HUGE fan of zombies and all things undead. But I stumbled upon Zero on ebay and sadly did not buy it. I then searched on SSC and found the announcement that "there was no dead line"... instantly I starting thinking to the future and my chance to have him or another Dead figure...

At last the time has come!!! :google

[lcummins]

Is there a refresher course for newbies? And when people type dead, they don't mean the Grateful Dead, but zombies, I'm guessing.

See this thread...

http://sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8364&page=6

[Buttmunch]

Subject 5: security guard! I guessed right! I thought it would be a security guard zombie. What happened to Subjects 1-4?

[DarkArtist81]

ohh...I can't wait.. A zombie security guard!! Sweet. Now if I can only survive the Thursday pre-order.... I'll be ok.

God help anyone who tries to take me away from the computer that day!!! :stake

[Buffanatic]

Okay you guys, all this discussion about a bunch of scrambled symbols..... why did Sideshow do this?......it's making me nuts! Does ANYBODY really know any FACTS, or are you all just guessing about what kind of figure it is?

[Kabukiman]

oops

edited

[Entropy Chicken]

Okay you guys, all this discussion about a bunch of scrambled symbols..... why did Sideshow do this?......it's making me nuts! Does ANYBODY really know any FACTS, or are you all just guessing about what kind of figure it is?

Last year before the SDCC Sideshow had the same mysterious #&%*e(@ !(%^^#@!)c@ buildup which turned out to be the 1st of 'The Dead', Patient Zero. His image began to melt after it was posted on the SS site day by day. SS is contining to play the game of denial "zombies?? where?". So don't let it frustrate you, inevitably those trying to contain and cover-up this scourge of living dead will get sloppy and let some info leak. The truth will be known!

[DNAgent]

This "announcement" is a pitiful attempt to hide the truth behind the toy. I will not "fall" for this one. I will soon have evidence to present to the world to show why you shouldn't either....

[DNAgent]

I have read on the Sideshow Collectibles website (and on this very discussion forum) of this toy product line that depicts post mortem automation.

With gleeful guffaws the public has accepted it as merely another entertaining totem of things that scare us all. Well scare us all it should, for there is a reality to things such as this, and Sideshow's attempt to polish away the dirty truth of this phenomenon with toys of such horrors is unconscionable.

Especially so in light of what I have uncovered on my journeys across the world wide web. My access to things is beyond measure and to prove as much I present to you this video clip.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=658520961&n=2

Accessed through a remote program that archives Sideshow's security camera network, this camera archive footage shows quite clearly that their supposed former building is hardly as vacated as they may claim.

Much like the Patterson and Loch Ness Footage presented over the years, there has been much debate over the authenticity and proof of any images defining post mortem automation. In this instance I have used the same techniques used by FBI forensic experts to test the authenticity of this video. I have come to my own conclusions of what this video depicts, but at this time I feel it more important to force you to make your own evaluation

View it for yourself and draw the only conclusion any logical mind can. Sideshow is involved in much more than simply the marketing of action figures. They are merchants of deceit and will be exposed as such like so many others like them.

DNAGENT

[lcummins]

Hmmm? Me thinks someone at Sideshow is up to something! Doing a little research reveals that DNAgent has only posted in threads that have to do with "The Dead" line and his/her Myspace account was only created on 4/9/06 and the blog entries there only have to do with "post mortem ambulatory anomalies"! And now, the supposed security camera footage from the old building... interesting.... :rotfl

[Fritz]

Come on, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. :p :D

[Buffanatic]

Thank you, Entropy Chicken, for answering my post......now if one, or all of you people would like to explain to me......now that the exclusives have all been announced....what the #$@%!! is a "Subject 5: security guard"? Is this one of the zombie guys, or am I completely off base? I collect a lot of different kinds of figures, but this is a new one on me. Clarity, PLEEEEZE!:confused:

[DarkArtist81]

Hmmm? Me thinks someone at Sideshow is up to something! Doing a little research reveals that DNAgent has only posted in threads that have to do with "The Dead" line and his/her Myspace account was only created on 4/9/06 and the blog entries there only have to do with "post mortem ambulatory anomalies"! And now, the supposed security camera footage from the old building... interesting.... :rotfl

That is interesting... I wonder... :rolleyes:

[Buttmunch]

DNAgent = SSC VIP Minion? Undercover? Hmmmm....

I can't get the video to play :(

EDIT: I can now.

[dr2red]

Amusing and intriguing at the same time.
How do they do it?
I like this little game they are playing.
I hope they do some more.

[Darklord Dave]

Can't tell anything from that video except it looks like Tom Gilliland might be chained to a Jason PF?

Crackpot or insider? Only time will tell....

[dr2red]

Whoever he is he has also posted the same rant and link on the website
at the latest newsletter for April 13th and he also made a comment
regarding the SS move in a very cryptic style.
I searched the net and a DNagent posted at slashdot previously and
has a yahoo id but whether it is the same person who knows.
I checked out the pics he has on myspace and one is of a zombie
girl, the other a oldfashioned please stand by screen for tv, and
another zombie photo. Interesting!!!

Dam it I have to have a Zombie!!!
Please Dave take pity on this Zombie lover.

[Migwit]

Hmmm, methinks that this supposed "evidence" DNAgent presents in the form of a grainy video is supposed to be the Security Guard still at the old SS warehouse. And it's at this "now empty" warehouse that the Security Guard will become.... Subject 5!!! Because of the nefarious doings in which Sideshow is involved, creating their own race of... The DEAD??!?!?!

I bet the Subject 5: Security Guard is wearing a red shirt. Everyone knows the sole purpose for red shirt security guards is to be killed off... :D

[lcummins]

Hmmm, methinks that this supposed "evidence" DNAgent presents in the form of a grainy video is supposed to be the Security Guard still at the old SS warehouse. And it's at this "now empty" warehouse that the Security Guard will become.... Subject 5!!! Because of the nefarious doings in which Sideshow is involved, creating their own race of... The DEAD??!?!?!

I bet the Subject 5: Security Guard is wearing a red shirt. Everyone knows the sole purpose for red shirt security guards is to be killed off... :D

Could be... I think I agree with Dave... it's either Tom or a woman in the video. He/she has long hair; I could make out that much at least. :chew

[mlarsen]

This is actually kind of interesting.

[Entropy Chicken]

Thank you DNAgent.

Perhaps others will now begin to question, begin to suspect what horrifying truths we already know. Sadly, the footage you have uncovered, though highly disturbing, does not provide the solid evidence that so many need in order to BELIEVE in these cynical and apathic times. The information you have provided us has only created more confusion and questions.

Who are you affiliated with? What are your motives?

Vaild inquiries yes, but we should be focusing more on the motives of "Sideshow Collectibles" and asking the hard questions. Are we all really so enamored with their amazing products and commitment to detail that we merely follow the rest of herd like sheep and refuse to question their story?? How widespread has our apathy and denial allowed this plague to become in the year since rumours of Sideshow's living dead began to surface?

We need more brave souls like DNAgent who are willing to challenge the accepted "facts", to brush aside the veils of lies and half-truths in order to uncover the reality we are being kept from, no matter how retchingly gruesome it may be.

Please continue your search for the truth DNAgent. If you can uncover more concrete information maybe it will help to convince these skeptics. But be careful!! Who knows what these fiends will do to protect their secrets.

[Buttmunch]

Maybe this is why the X-files line is slowing down/died. Sideshow doesn't want us to find the truth! :monkey1

[SideshowDusty]

DNAgent = SSC VIP Minion? Undercover? Hmmmm....

I can't get the video to play :(

EDIT: I can now.

This is all so silly (and a little funny). This guy is obviously some crack-pot who has it out for us and wants to ride the Comic-Con Exclusive buzz to project his own agenda. We've been watching his posts since he started throwing out these random, mysterious tidbits. I wonder if he's a disgruntled collector who missed out on the Patient Zero, and this is his way of getting back at us? :confused:

Anyway, the video is obviously something he made himself - it doesn't even look like our old building, and of course it's so grainy and dark you can't tell who the figure is. It actually look like a girl to me... besides, Tom's hair is much longer :p

Dave (or another mod), can his post with the video be moved to the 'Sandbox' forum, since this is obviously a joke? (or at least to 'Other Discussion') Then we can all get back to seriously discussing the Con Exclusives, just in case *valid* questions and comments arise :duff

[Entropy Chicken]

Hey Dusty, I bet you look hot in your Sideshow issue UV googles and haz-mat containment suit :naughty

[Fritz]

This all has me really confused. :confused: Can we even be sure that's Dusty posting? Could it be someone posing as Dusty? I don't know what to believe anymore. :huh I'm actually starting to get a little frightened. Someone please hold me. :horror

[DarkArtist81]

LOL! This is all too funny.. This guy is probably sitting back, (naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos), watching us scramble about... reading his posts and going back and forth about it...

Hilarious or insane? Only time will tell... :lol

[Darklord Dave]

Hmm, methinks Dusty doth protest too much...

Mayhap there IS something to this conspiracy theory?

Did they really need to move to increase warehouse space?

or did the old facility truly become....unlivable?

[lcummins]

Hmm, methinks Dusty doth protest too much...

Mayhap there IS something to this conspiracy theory?

Did they really need to move to increase warehouse space?

or did the old facility truly become....unlivable?

Ok, now Dave's in on it as well! Dusty must have enlisted him!!! :rotfl

[Migwit]

Ack! My head hurts! Conspiracy abounds!

But as we all know, "The truth is out there."

It is, however, NOT in here. :lol

[Buffanatic]

I LIKE this thread! It's total insanity!......(right up my alley).......
......AND,
since I collect lots of different Sideshow figures, you guys can talk (and do talk)......about almost any and everything. HOWEVER, I still want to know if the security guard is a zombie or a peanut butter sandwich!? :lol :monkey5 The truth is out there alright....way WAY WAY out there!

[CookieMonster]

I still want to know if the security guard is a zombie or a peanut butter sandwich!? :lol :monkey5 The truth is out there alright....way WAY WAY out there!

Its a Peanut butter sandwich with Blood spatters and fleshy entrails :monkey4

[Buffanatic]

What? No pickles, onions, or snail tails? Now That's what I call a SANDWICH!!!:lol :rotfl

[DNAgent]

I see that the Sideshow corporate spin doctors (and others) have tried to moderate my comments, seeking to write me off as a lunatic fanboy.

I will not have my work so easily dismissed. Sideshow's inner workings are an open book to me, and there is nothing they, nor other corporate scoundrels like them, can do to stop my crusade to expose the truth behind their lies.

I promise all seekers of the truth that by week's end there will be more. Irrefutable evidence that cannot be laughed at or easily disregarded.

Their Reckoning comes like the roll of thunder that preceeds a storm. Attempt to moderate me as much as you wish gentlemen; the truth will not be suppressed.

DNAGENT

[Shai Hulud]

I promise all seekers of the truth that by week's end there will be more. Irrefutable evidence that cannot be laughed at or easily disregarded.


DNAGENT

So Dnagent,if I read between the lines here...you will give us pics of subject 5-security guard at the end of the week.....So Sideshow will show us the prototype in this week's newsletter!!!! Interesting....

[Darth Rage]

I'm with Dave. Dusty's got no poker face on this forum. Well, you know what I mean.:lol

Bring the evidence!:emperor

[Buttmunch]

Show us Subject 5 now! Then we'll REALLY believe you.

[SideshowDusty]

Methinks we should let this thread should die a horrible death - it's boring me :emperor Plus, it's obvious that there's no important insider info or else I'm sure he would have gotten excited and sprung it on the unsuspecting public all at once :blah

[Viking28]

Information from his blog:

"You will see that they are quietly trying to shut me up. They have not allowed me to post since that day. Do not doubt that I will find a way to illuminate the truth on their web site, right under their very noses; perhaps through an alias, perhaps through other, more nefarious means."

[Shai Hulud]

You're getting a little incomfortable with this thread Dusty? You fear we might get some infos here....Anyway...I love the way you promote this line from the inside. create a lot of buzz for us fans..and oh yeah AND....

THE DEAD ^^^^^**** RULES !!!!!

[Buttmunch]

Dusty seems to be quietly trying to shut DNAgent up. :monkey1 I still think DNAgent is a Sideshow employee playing with us and Dusty is going along. She doens't seem to be replying to any of us, only DNAgent in particular and us in general.

Can DNAgent shed some light on the Star Wars line too? Are they illegally transporting Wookiees?

[SideshowDusty]

Dusty seems to be quietly trying to shut DNAgent up. :monkey1 I still think DNAgent is a Sideshow employee playing with us and Dusty is going along. She doens't seem to be replying to any of us, only DNAgent in particular and us in general.

Can DNAgent shed some light on the Star Wars line too? Are they illegally transporting Wookiees?


Dave already asked me if it was one of us, and I'll tell you guys the same thing I told him... I really have no idea. It's a mystery - he did say the IP address shows New Jersey, and I don't know anyone in NJ :confused:

On edit: Yes, we are using Wookiee's as illegal slave labor - Chewbacca's cousin occupies the cubicle next to mine for the time being.... :p

[Shai Hulud]

Dave already asked me if it was one of us, and I'll tell you guys the same thing I told him... I really have no idea. It's a mystery - he did say the IP address shows New Jersey, and I don't know anyone in NJ :confused:


YEAH, YEAH...WHATEVER....

[DarkArtist81]

Life is full of mysteries...

I do have to agree with Shai though, the way that this line was promoted in the past and is currently going... I love it. Best way to market to us zombie-holics, make it strange, give it an air of mystery... We are happy, and I do not see that changing anytime soon!

Indeed, the Dead rule. Now give me my subject 5!!:emperor

[Buttmunch]

Dave already asked me if it was one of us, and I'll tell you guys the same thing I told him... I really have no idea. It's a mystery - he did say the IP address shows New Jersey, and I don't know anyone in NJ :confused:

His account here says United Kingdom though. Something is not adding up here. Someone is lying/playing with us (no offense to whoever it is, this is kinda fun). If DNAgents shows us Subject 5 before Sideshow (and I don't mean by a minute or two) then I'll believe him. If Sideshow posts pics of him in the newsletter this week, I'll know he's an insider. If neither happen, Dusty is indeed right, the guy is nuts.

EDIT: Say Hi to Chewie's cousin for me! :)

[lcummins]

...he did say the IP address shows New Jersey, and I don't know anyone in NJ :confused:...

Hmmm??? Isn't Marc in New Jersey? Or am I just remembering that wrong? :rotfl

[SideshowDusty]

Hmmm??? Isn't Marc in New Jersey? Or am I just remembering that wrong? :rotfl

Marc and Chris are both in Pennsylvania. If it turns out to be one of them, I'm gonna kick their *bleep* :balrog

[dr2red]

Dusty, I am finding this whole thing a bit intriguing. I have found the name
dnagent various places on the net but I can't be sure it's the same guy.
One guy belongs to a comics forum and he is based in New England.
Part of me hopes this is all part of the Subject 5 fun and if it's not
I going to be very pissed at DNagent for his weird comments.

Whatever happens I want me some Subject 5!!!!

[Viking28]

Hmmm going to have make sure to check out the podcast this week and see if DNAgent hacking abilities are that good.:emperor

[creecher]

DNAgent, if I want the truth and/or want the guff, I will just ask a Frenchman what is what.

I have yet to see any 'work' you deem you have performed, or any fruits from your labours. As for irrefutable evidence, the more, that you promise will come, will just call for more laughter,and at very best be disregarded. The truth may not be able to be suppressed but can someone do something about the bunkum.

I am sorry to bear down on a newbie but I just find it all disconcerting and more bemusing than amusing. What's my problem? I'm not obliged to tell at this time.

What does DNA stand for? Do not ask.

[Shai Hulud]

DNAgent, if I want the truth and/or want the guff, I will just ask a Frenchman what is what.


What does DNA stand for? Do not ask.


LMAO CREECH......:lol :lol :lol

[dr2red]

DNAgent, if I want the truth and/or want the guff, I will just ask a Frenchman what is what.

I have yet to see any 'work' you deem you have performed, or any fruits from your labours. As for irrefutable evidence, the more, that you promise will come, will just call for more laughter,and at very best be disregarded. The truth may not be able to be suppressed but can someone do something about the bunkum.

I am sorry to bear down on a newbie but I just find it all disconcerting and more bemusing than amusing. What's my problem? I'm not obliged to tell at this time.

What does DNA stand for? Do not ask.

Thanks Creech, as usual you cut through the crap.

[creecher]

I do think it is crap, and I do feel bad if I am spoiling DNAgents fun. I am in a mood, and I find it hard to hold back. At least you dont get to see what I do hold back. That's got to be a plus. Despite what Dave thinks :monkey5, I don't post after a few too many drinks anymore. :monkey3 That is a :nono

[DarkArtist81]

I do think it is crap, and I do feel bad if I am spoiling DNAgents fun. I am in a mood, and I find it hard to hold back. At least you dont get to see what I do hold back. That's got to be a plus. Despite what Dave thinks :monkey5, I don't post after a few too many drinks anymore. :monkey3 That is a :nono

Yeah, I agree.... last time I had some drinks and came on here... I let loose on Collector Freak. It was not good, and I felt a little like an a$$ afterwards. Now I keep myself on a 2 beer limit for the boards. Don't want to reveal my 'Dark Side' too often.... :maul

[Shai Hulud]

So DNAgent, the end of the week is coming...Still nothing from you buddy....

[Darth Rage]

Well either way, hype, hoax, or hacker this thread has got my attention for its entertainment value at least. I do look forward to tonight's newsletter.

Dusty I hope you didn't get put off by my comments.

[Seaward]

I would imagine that if nothing surfaces in the newsletter about the unliving conditions at the Sideshow warehouse that DNAgent may provide some "insider info" for us zombie freaks!:D

[Entropy Chicken]

So DNAgent, the end of the week is coming...Still nothing from you buddy....

DNAgent, maybe you can dig up a valid username and password (level 5 or higher of course) so the rest of us can plumb the digital bowels of SS's ALPHA SITE video feed. If we could get access, I'm sure we'll the find evidence to makes these skeptics eat [zombie] crow. :faq
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=moving06&source=wp_news
[click on camera]

[Shai Hulud]

YEAHHH WHATS THAT CAMERA LINK ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlarsen]

I noticed the blinking red light on the camera a while ago but never clicked on it until you mentioned it.

[Seaward]

Tried my user account for a lark, but that didn't do bupkis...Looks like we will get to see Security Guard soon, though! hopefully tonight!!!

[coldheart]

Tried my user account for a lark, but that didn't do bupkis...Looks like we will get to see Security Guard soon, though! hopefully tonight!!!
I tried a few ways and nothing worked...

[DarkArtist81]

Holy crap on a stick!! :horror

WTF is this??!! Ohh...now I am excited. Hopefully we will be given some sort of access to view Subject 5. Way cool.

[Seaward]

This is nerdy, but any key words in DNagents posts that stand out? Perhaps the username is DNAgent, and the password is something obvious from one of his posts.

[lcummins]

Hey guys, don't you visit any other of the board forums? :rotfl

Check this thread...
http://sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8393

You will find more of DNAgent in there as well! :D

[shaun-o]

If you click on the door you get a memo. There must be some clues in it.

[Seaward]

This whole thing is pretty hilarious, and maybe my favorite marketing gimmick!

[Shai Hulud]

Newsletter is out..no news from Dnagent....:emperor

[Viking28]

Yea DNagent you let us down!:maul

[Entropy Chicken]

Newsletter is out..no news from Dnagent....:emperor

He never promised info on Thurs w/ the newsletter; "by week's end there will be more".

Besides, if any info came right on the heels of the newsletter you'd accuse him of being a Sideshow insider trying to stir us up in order to shill their wares instead of a couragous investigator exposing a sick conspiracy perpetrated by an insideous corporate giant.

[DNAgent]

I am saddened to read that some of you find it easier to bash a new person than open your eyes to the truth that surrounds us. No matter, I am unconcerned with the blind masses, who will just as soon destroy themselves as face what is really going on in this world.

I am happy to see, however, that I do seem to have a few allies on these communication channels. Even though you may be few in number, take heart, for our army will grow as more evidence is gathered. For those of you that seek the truth, I offer you more. I have enhanced still images from the security footage for your continued evaluation. For those that still doubt or wish to hide your heads in the sands of blissful ignorance, I challenge you to debate the validity of these clearer images:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/c1f08811.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/457484af.jpg

DNAGENT

[Shai Hulud]

thats Dusty!!!!!!!! She turned into a zombie...

[CookieMonster]

I see that the Sideshow corporate spin doctors (and others) have tried to moderate my comments, seeking to write me off as a lunatic fanboy.I will not have my work so easily dismissed.

Consider it dismissed :emperor I have read all the posts on this thread and I have to say you do come across as a 'lunatic fanboy':monkey1

This collector's board contains posts by people from all walks of life. (you can see that in the way the posts are written. You pick up on people's age range from their use of vocabulary etc.) Reading your posts, you come across as a pretentious :censored

It seems to me you have gone out of your way to talk :censored and whip up some kind of interest in your crazy talk. Each to their own of course but I have to ask you. In your profile next to the avatar, it states junior member (This much I get) but also that you are from the United Kingdom. Is this true?
If so I will have to personally PM all board members to apologise for your lunatic fanboy behaviour. You are giving us Brits a bad name.

Grow Up Peter Pan! :chew

[shaun-o]

I think this great fun.

:chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew


Break dancing Chewbaccas are also quite enjoyable. So lets keep putting him on our post.

[Shai Hulud]

If so I will have to personally PM all board members to apologise for your lunatic fanboy behaviour. You are giving us Brits a bad name.

Grow Up Peter Pan! :chew


LMAO :lol :lol :lol

[SideshowDusty]

thats Dusty!!!!!!!! She turned into a zombie...

Nope, not me. My hair is also much longer - mid-back length. Still looks like a girl to me though... although you never know with all the hippies and pirates running around these days...

I can't believe people are still responding to this crazy-ness :dunno

[Entropy Chicken]

Nope, not me. My hair is also much longer - mid-back length. Still looks like a girl to me though... although you never know with all the hippies and pirates running around these days...

I can't believe people are still responding to this crazy-ness :dunno

Of course it's not Dusty, zombies shamble and groan but don't use computers. Besides, me thinks the SS powers that be would take great pains to ensure her safety; she's spe-schull. Speaking of, Dusty, any chance of us seeing a pic of you in your SS issue haz-mat suit and UV goggles?? :monkey5 :monkey5 :monkey5

[Agent0028]

Not being a zombie person I hadn't read this thread until just now. What an entertaining thread going on here. I'll definetly be keeping up with this from now on. Almost makes me want one of these Zombie thingy's...but it'd probably give me nightmares...

[DarkArtist81]

I think this thread will continue to garner attention as long as DNAgent is doiing his/her thing. I wonder what it is that he/she is getting at though, as to what the......point.... is, so to speak.

Either way, as crazy as it is... I'm oddly interested.

But then again, I have zombie apocalypse fantasies from time to time! I wake up, all excited... "Woo-Hoo! Zombie hunt!!" and then I realize... it was all a dream. Damn it to hell. :horror

Oh well, I can wait. Until then... I polish my swords and pistols...waiting... :lol

[Buffanatic]

I have only one question...........

Does ANYBODY even remember what the POINT to this thread WAS? (That is if there ever was one?!!!):duh :horse :dunno (okay....I'm done.)

[Batty]

It was about the thing with the whatsit and the whatchamacallit.

:chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew

[Viking28]

DNAgent a couple questions for you:

Do you know the person in the pictures?

Why do you seek the truth?

[creecher]

I have only one question...........

Does ANYBODY even remember what the POINT to this thread WAS? (That is if there ever was one?!!!):duh :horse :dunno (okay....I'm done.)
:mwaha

That is more in keeping with the Dead line. Not that any line is ever dead, or that there is in fact a Dead line. One does not constitute a line, and I quote "That is if there ever was one?!!!". :lol I think you get my point, or Buffanatic's point. That's if there ever was one. There has never been any denial of the Dead line. Just that there is no Dead line. No line is ever Dead. and round we go. :google

I could tell straightaway that wasn't Dusty. Have you seen her desk? You would know if you had. :rotfl

[dr2red]

:mwaha


I could tell straightaway that wasn't Dusty. Have you seen her desk? You would know if you had. :rotfl

Snort
Snort

Best thing I have read all day.:lol

[SideshowDusty]

Hey!!! What's wrong with my desk???!!! :monkey1

[Buttmunch]

Anyone else notice DNAgent only posts once a day? He doesn't post everyday either. Something is up with this guy. I'd believe him more if he told us more about him or showed us some real undisputable evidence. That new pic is still too fuzzy. It looks like it could be Tom... without his mustache! :google The long hair really hides weather it is a man or woman. It looks like a man, but it still could be a woman :confused: I would believe DNAgent 100% if he would show us subject five already. :rolleyes:

[creecher]

Hey!!! What's wrong with my desk???!!! :monkey1
:mwaha
Did someone say there was something wrong? :lol

Would that be Brant, Tom, Chicky? :monkey5 Just remembering the old desk before they replaced it, and now, new premises, new desk. There can't be anything wrong. You are always so good about taking some ribbing, it makes it so enjoyable.

[Fritz]

I've had enough of Sideshow and their double talk. You all are trying to sling mud a DNAgent. But I say open your minds. Look at what he is telling you! Don't hide behind your blind allegiances. DNAgent, don't be discouraged by the naysayers. Speak the truth. I will follow.

[Buttmunch]

I'm starting to think the zombies is how Sideshow was able to obtain the Star Wars 12" license. I thought there was no way they could get it.

[DNAgent]

We are now at the moment of truth. I will admit that I have had to deliver my message in a rather cryptic and elusive manner. I am not one who is predisposed to great public discourse so my manner may be blunt, insensitive and perhaps arrogant.

I have struggled with this, but ultimately know that the message that I am diligently composing is more important to you than how you may feel about me.

I am only a window to what is happening; consider who I am in as much as you would a pane of glass between yourself and the view of what your eyes may see through it.

There has been much discussion, exchange of ideas, and even debate over what I have presented to you. Some have questioned my motives, my sources, and even my identity [nationality not withstanding]. The dialogue is all that is important here.

The entirety of my message to you all is incomplete and you have my promise that I am delivering to you the truth as is revealed to me, in pieces. Pieces that individually may be disputable, but whose context, once fully and entirely presented, will be damning well beyond the shadow of doubt.

Tonight I give you another view behind the curtain of deception that Sideshow collectibles has woven to hide the truth from you.
Presented are further excerpts from their security camera archives shot within their previously occupied place of business. I humbly apologize for the darkness of this excerpt - it was all I could obtain before being discovered. Adjust the brightness on your monitor if you must, and the truth will be seen.

Witness alongside a lone service person, what truly lurks in the quiet darkness of Sideshows recently 'abandoned' facility:


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=677799769&n=2


I believe as the saying goes, 'a picture is worth a thousand words.' In this case it is worth the truth of what Sideshow collectibles is involved in.

Please help me spread the truth to those who would see it.

DNAGENT

[Shai Hulud]

HA !!!! THATS SUBJECT 5..THATS THE SECURITY GUARD !!!!!! HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT BY A ZOMBIE AND IN TURN BECOME ONE... FUNNY STUFF SIDESHOW....

[dr2red]

I must admit that I was doubting DNagent after Dusty's comments
but what the heck this is fun.
I asked for May 26th off at work so I can be home when the pre order
comes up. If they don't give me the day off I will call in sick because
I am not missing this figure.

So who is Marcus Trace? His was the name on the memo on the moving page.

I am so psyched:bouncin

[Buttmunch]

I now have more faith in DNAgent. I can't wait for him to show us the Subject 5 figure.

[dr2red]

The suspense is killing me.
Even if DNagent is just a rabble rouser
and not the real deal this a bit of fun.


We need a zombie smilie

[Darklord Dave]

Well, all I have to say is that DOES look like the old office. If you go back to the Obi-one with the Force video I think you'll recognize that area.

[King Darkness]

Wow..SS goes to great lengths to mess with our minds:lol ...I am never surprised by their efforts!

[dr2red]

Well, all I have to say is that DOES look like the old office. If you go back to the Obi-one with the Force video I think you'll recognize that area.

Link please Dave.

[Kabukiman]

I'm not Dave, but here's a link: http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=040105obiwan_s

[dr2red]

Thanks Kabukiman.
That was a great video
and yes the hallways look familiar Dave.

[DarkArtist81]

This whole thing just keeps getting better and better. I find myself waiting for the next bit, wondering where this is all going. I have to say, whatever it is... I love it.

This thread is great fun, I'll be sad to see it go. The video was pretty strange.. I kept wondering what I was supposed to be seeing, until the end... and then I saw the stumbling woman in the dark.... too funny! :horror

[creecher]

This whole thing is a sham, a hoax. The DNAgent is working with someone on the inside, and so, is embroiled in the conspiracy he claims to be fighting to bring down, in order to present us with the truth.

There are no brains at the old Sideshow office for there to be a zombie residing, less the maggot infested remnants of Dusty's takeaway remain, and are sufficiently grey by now, to satisfy the guards need for more fresher cranial tripe.

The skips or dumpmasters, as you may call them, have long been pilferred by board members, such as Dave who happens to live nearby. You can be certain of that. Sideshow could possible have had to move due to their previous facility being built on an old pilgrim burial site, which would explain numerous crashes of the server and Dusty's lesser powerful computer, with which she has had to persevere in using, to fulfill her duties. The Dead shall rise, but there would have been more evidence than this, by now, if he wants to get to the Con. Show me the pics and I will believe.

[Agent0028]

Sideshow is throwing us all off the trail of what they are really doing by putting out this DNAgent who is trying to tell us Sideshow is up to something, so then we think he (or she!) is a crackpot and disregard what he says so then we believe sideshow that nothing is going on...its reverse reverse psychology and I'm on to you sideshow...

[Buffanatic]

Everybody posting on this thread is under the thrall of a Voodoo curse!
For who makes zombies? The Voodoo priest of course! And who controls the zombies? THE SAME VOODOO PRIEST!

Either DNAgent, or someone at Sideshow is secretely a Voodoo priest! Quick, grab your dried chicken feet, blackroot, bones and feathers and get to hunting this guy! The truth may be buried deeper than you think!:mwaha

[Show_Hooligan]

No Voodoo here ...nothing to see... just move Along

Dusty just directed me to read this whole thread...Too funny,

DNAgent...you have seriously too much time on your hands

A Goofball (or Wack-Job) for sure but Entertaining no less...

[DarkArtist81]

Yeah, this thread is the cat's pajamas! Too funny~! :lol

[Viking28]

DNA any news coming this week to help expose the unbelievers to the truth?

[King Darkness]

DNA any news coming this week to help expose the unbelievers to the truth?

Dont get him started!:rolleyes:

[SideshowDusty]

I think we finally chased him off!! Maybe it was the dancing wookiees :chew

[dr2red]

Nothing new at his blog on myspace.

[Viking28]

I wonder if the forces that be have silenced DNA???

[Buttmunch]

I hope either the newsletter or DNAgent will show us Subject 5 tonight!

[DarkArtist81]

I hope either the newsletter or DNAgent will show us Subject 5 tonight!

Yeah, oh please please please!!! :monkey2

[dr2red]

No subject 5 in the newsletter but there is an official disclaimer about
dnagent here http://www.sideshowtoy.com/behindtheshow/?p=1296

[Migwit]

Darn, I was SO hoping for more info about this figure!!

I never thought I'd say this, but: DNAgent, got anything new for us? (Yes, I'm that desperate...) :rolleyes:

[Buttmunch]

DNAgent must be real or part of the marketing gimmick for the Dead line or else it wouldn't have been posted on the main site. Chicky would have said something here if the guy was a nut.

I believe DNAgent now!

[Entropy Chicken]

I believe DNAgent now!


Finally...

Sadly, some will not open their eyes until Granny comes shambling out of the kitchen with vacant white eyes and a hankerin' for human flesh.

[Darth Rage]

No subject 5 in the newsletter but there is an official disclaimer about
dnagent here http://www.sideshowtoy.com/behindtheshow/?p=1296

That's awesome - this gets better by the minute!

BRING OUT YER DEAD!!!

[DNAgent]

I see that I have missed some interesting developments while I have been Away. I shall take this opportunity to again recognize and offer my thanks to those of you who, like me, yearn for the truth.

Sideshow's latest, more 'official' response to my actions in exposing them for what they are - a corporation immersed in clandestine dealings with other entities, Hell-bent on experimentation into post mortem ambulatory anomalies, whatever the cost - is laughable at best.

Deny it all you want, Sideshow - you will not be able to dodge your way out of the newest, most damning evidence against you, which will be presented very soon now. I have used my absence from these communication channels in a most efficient manner, researching ways to best present this evidence to the world at the time of my choosing.

Until that hour, I shall remain in the shadows, seeking truth.

DNAGENT

[DarkArtist81]

I see that I have missed some interesting developments while I have been Away. I shall take this opportunity to again recognize and offer my thanks to those of you who, like me, yearn for the truth.

Sideshow's latest, more 'official' response to my actions in exposing them for what they are - a corporation immersed in clandestine dealings with other entities, Hell-bent on experimentation into post mortem ambulatory anomalies, whatever the cost - is laughable at best.

Deny it all you want, Sideshow - you will not be able to dodge your way out of the newest, most damning evidence against you, which will be presented very soon now. I have used my absence from these communication channels in a most efficient manner, researching ways to best present this evidence to the world at the time of my choosing.

Until that hour, I shall remain in the shadows, seeking truth.

DNAGENT

ROCK!!! :lol

I love this thread, did I mention that?

Bring on the proof DNAgent! :D

[Viking28]

It's good to hear that the corporate hounds have not silenced you DNA.

[dr2red]

I was worried that DNagent was silenced forever.
Glad to know that you are still around fighting the
good fight or whatever you are doing.

Keep us posted.

[Entropy Chicken]

Between Sideshow's goon squad, who undoubtably seek to discover your identity and whereabouts, and the post mortem ambulatory anomalies, you've got a lot to watch out for DNAgent.

I anxiously await your next piece of evidence.
The truth we be known.

[Seaward]

DNAgent,
I applaud your continued search for the truth. I hope this new, damning evidence will shed some light on the frivolity Sideshow is making of a very serious situation regarding the reanimation of the recently deceased. People are worried about bird flu, yet this was the only manual I could find on Amazon that covered the topic in a serious manner:
The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead

[Shai Hulud]

Dnagent, I think in a near future,you will be regarded as a Savior of the human race...a messiah for the believers.You are such a visionnaire....Help us fight the corporate monster that Sideshow is and let us know the truth about the Zombie plague that is about to get unleashed on this planet...Guide us Dnagent !!!!

[Migwit]

Is it wrong of me to love this thread as much as I do? :rolleyes:

It is, isn't it? :lol

[Seaward]

It ain't wrong to love this thread!:lol

But on a serious note...I am surprised that other news outlets have yet to pick up on the story of the impending catastrophe, given certain corporate meddlings with the reanimation of necrotic, decaying tissue. I would imagine this started as experimentation with cosmetic applications, given the youth culture of the U.S., but I fear to think what should happen if the military complex pursues this dangerous and unnatural research!


DNAgent, I hope you haven't been quieted by either the "mainstream" press, or those self-serving corporations who know that the truth will horrify and anger the general public!

[DarkArtist81]

Just wanted everyone to know that I am now a member of the Dead Cult! I got my Patient Zero today from Verse and I am in awe of his greatness.... I do not regret the 185 bucks spent to get him on my shelf... Just awesome!!

Oh... and he bit me.... Is that bad?..... I just put a bandaid over it and went about my business....

Wish this cough would go away.... :monkey2

[Migwit]

No, um, it's not BAD that he bit you, DarkArtist81.... eh, could you please step over to the plastic-covered open area please... Wouldn't, heh heh, want anything to "splatter" on the walls. No, no, just keep moving, it'll all be over soon... This gun? Just a water pistol. No need for alarm. Just keeeeeep moving... :D

[lcummins]

Hey DarkArtist, can I have your 1/6 collection?... Of course... once you are gone that is... which of course won't be anytime soon... I'm just saying... you know... put me in your will or something... but don't worry... you'll be around for a long time... hmmm... gotta go!

[DarkArtist81]

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Yeah, maybe I should get crackin on that will.....wouldn't want these rare collectibles to get brain matter and blood all over them! :D

LOL.....Imagine a zombie collector!...hilarious...with a Sideshow T-shirt! Maybe next SDCC... :monkey5

[Seaward]

Instead of shuffling around mumbling "brains", you could forever wander the earth as a soulless husk mumbling "toys!"
:lol

[DarkArtist81]

Instead of shuffling around mumbling "brains", you could forever wander the earth as a soulless husk mumbling "toys!"
:lol

Funny...I think I've met guys who do that already.... :rotfl :rotfl

[lcummins]

No subject 5 in the newsletter but there is an official disclaimer about
dnagent here http://www.sideshowtoy.com/behindtheshow/?p=1296

Ok, I was looking at this same "denial" in the Production Blog and realized that in both the original news article and the blog article, Sideshow actually linked to DNAgent's myspace page on his name... why would they give him any credibility by linking to his page? Curious minds want to know!!! :rotfl

[SideshowDusty]

Ok, I was looking at this same "denial" in the Production Blog and realized that in both the original news article and the blog article, Sideshow actually linked to DNAgent's myspace page on his name... why would they give him any credibility by linking to his page? Curious minds want to know!!! :rotfl

We wanted to out him for the scam artist he is, of course. In effect, we are saying, "If this guy tries to contact you and feed you his lies about us, don't listen to him because he's not telling the truth. He's got nuthin'. Which is quite obvious, as he seems to have disappeared... :confused:

[Entropy Chicken]

We wanted to out him for the scam artist he is, of course. In effect, we are saying, "If this guy tries to contact you and feed you his lies about us, don't listen to him because he's not telling the truth. He's got nuthin'. Which is quite obvious, as he seems to have disappeared... :confused:

Don't worry Dusty, when the machine comes tumbling down and SS's despots of science are dethroned, when these "test subjects" have all been collected and disposed of, I don't think we'll find you culpable. Certainly no more so than the roofers and independent contractors that built the Death Star, and they were just doin' their jobs right? :emperor

When the signal drops, grab your torches and pitchforks people! We're stormin' zee castle!

[dr2red]

We wanted to out him for the scam artist he is, of course. In effect, we are saying, "If this guy tries to contact you and feed you his lies about us, don't listen to him because he's not telling the truth. He's got nuthin'. Which is quite obvious, as he seems to have disappeared... :confused:

Why would SS put a direct link to DNagents myspace info if you don't
want us to pay attention to him?
If you really wanted us to pay no attention to the man behind the
curtain you would ignore him and his comments.

Just my observations.

More cool Zombie stuff please.

[Shai Hulud]

We wanted to out him for the scam artist he is, of course. In effect, we are saying, "If this guy tries to contact you and feed you his lies about us, don't listen to him because he's not telling the truth. He's got nuthin'. Which is quite obvious, as he seems to have disappeared... :confused:


HA ! I see through the mascarade !!! Dusty is DNagent's ex girlfriend....She's warning other girls....

[lcummins]

Yoo Hoo! DNAgent! Come out, come out, where ever you are!

Paging DNAgent! Paging DNAgent! Please come to the white courtesy phone...


:emperor

[Migwit]

"There is no parking in "THE DEAD" zone!"

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist. But maybe I should have... :lol

[wookilar8]

[Rap Performed By Vincent Price]

Darkness Falls Across The Land

The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand

Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood

To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found

Without The Soul For Getting Down

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell

And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years

And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your Body Starts To Shiver

For No Mere Mortal Can Resist

The Evil Of The Thriller


Hey DNAgent, You got me singing THRILLER damnit! Need the info....the 411.

[DarkArtist81]

"......It's after midddddnight.....".....

Dammit....now it's stuck in my head too!

Still, I loved that song simply for the video when I was a kid.. I had it on tape and watched it over and over... dancing zombies... classic. :lol

[wookilar8]

What's not to like.....Vincent Price rapping zombie lyrics. :chew

[Customikey]

I thinkI just realized why DNAgent is missing.

He was obviously an inside man.

I think...I think he might have been....a security guard.

[Migwit]

"Might have been" being the key words! :lol

[DarkArtist81]

I thinkI just realized why DNAgent is missing.

He was obviously an inside man.

I think...I think he might have been....a security guard.

:eek :eek :eek

Holy crap.... Now it all clicks into place....:rotfl

[Seaward]

Crap, now I am salivating for more zombie news, hoping DNAgent hasn't been turned into the walking dead, and I have Thriller stuck in my head...I am at work, and barely able to refrain from breaking into the tarantula dance that Jackson does with all the zombies...:rotfl

[shaun-o]

Just show us what #&%*e(@ !(%^^#@!)c@$%*&#^g#@(!)&*^(%d!*$ looks like already! Patient Zero needs a buddy! And only because it never gets old:
:chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew

[shaun-o]

Has anyone figured out the name and pass word here:
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=moving06&source=wp_news:confused:

[Migwit]

Wooo hooooooooo! I think I just did!! I typed in "thedead" (all one word), and it took me to an alpha feed!!! Try it!!!!!!!! :chew

[lcummins]

Wooo hooooooooo! I think I just did!! I typed in "thedead" (all one word), and it took me to an alpha feed!!! Try it!!!!!!!! :chew

Camera #3 is DNAgent's "girl" zombie footage!!!!! Happy-Happy, Joy-Joy!!! :chew :chew :chew

[Migwit]

Thanks for pointing out that the screens are numbered, I missed that in my first viewing! :lol

[lcummins]

Ok Dusty, now deny DNAgent isn't a Sideshow mole!!!!!! :rotfl

[Seaward]

Kick asymptotes Migwit!!!:chew

I don't know what the heck I am looking at, but at least it's a little more info about the DEAD!!!

[Buttmunch]

This only proves DNAgent was right and Dusty was lying (sorry Dusty). Both #3 and 6 were videos from DNAgent. He can't be a security guard though or else he would already have been a zombie by the last video and he can't film himself.

DNAgent come back!

[Migwit]

Every time I view these feeds there's something different, so they're not just repeating themselves each time. I see a shambling figure walking around, who appears to be moving thru a building and thus appearing on different screens. The first time I watched, there was a security guard on screen 7, and it looked like he was hearing another "dead" person around the room and then thru that door.

Wheeee!!!!!!!!

[Viking28]

so thedead is the password or the username?

[lcummins]

so thedead is the password or the username?

Password... the login comes up automatically now with the username m.trace already there...

[lcummins]

Ok, what happened? It doesn't seem to work for me anymore... ????

[Viking28]

Ok so I wasn't doing something wrong because I cant get it to work.

[lcummins]

Ok so I wasn't doing something wrong because I cant get it to work.

Hmmm??? Curious... Dusty's revenge!!!!:lol

[Buttmunch]

Probably something for the newsletter tonight that we found earliy.

[lcummins]

Probably something for the newsletter tonight that we found earliy.

Of course! We always spoil their surprises by finding things early!!!! :rotfl

[Migwit]

HEY!!! That's not fair!!!! :banghead

I finally find something secret and SS takes it down!!! Boo!! :duh

Oh, well, at least some of us got to see, um, well, SOMETHING. (But I'm not sure what it all was...) :lol

[lcummins]

HEY!!! That's not fair!!!! :banghead

I finally find something secret and SS takes it down!!! Boo!! :duh

Oh, well, at least some of us got to see, um, well, SOMETHING. (But I'm not sure what it all was...) :lol

Don't worry... Dusty keeps checking this thread but hasn't responded (I see you Dusty!!! :lol ) so I'm sure it will be in the newsletter tonight! Just have to wait a few more hours...

[Show_Hooligan]

Ok what's REALY going on here...

more pranks from the wack-job?

Link does not work for me and I work at Sideshow...

[Migwit]

Dusty, you've harshed my buzz! :monkey2

[lcummins]

Ok what's REALY going on here...

more pranks from the wack-job?

Link does not work for me and I work at Sideshow...

I think they disabled it because Migwit found it too early...

[Migwit]

Yeesh, you show a little initiative, and what happens? :emperor :lol

Come on, Sideshow! "Bring out your Dead!" :monkey5

[i86time]

It's still up, but I had to access it through the "We're Moving" news page... the direct link in the other post did not work. Is that Patient Zero walking around? That place is crawling with the dead. The security guard's flashlight-saber should keep him safe, I think.

[Migwit]

Where's the "We're Moving" page now? I can't find that anymore, and I want to see dead people! :lol

[DNAgent]

I see that the test of my master stroke has been caught by the corporate hounds, but do not dispair, I have more tricks up my sleeve.

More to come very soon...

DNAGENT

[lcummins]

I see that the test of my master stroke has been caught by the corporate hounds, but do not dispair, I have more tricks up my sleeve.

More to come very soon...

DNAGENT

BRAVO!!! See you soon...

[DarkArtist81]

I see that the test of my master stroke has been caught by the corporate hounds, but do not dispair, I have more tricks up my sleeve.

More to come very soon...

DNAGENT

:devil :devil SWEEEET!!!!:devil :devil

[SideshowDusty]

Okay, I'm totally confused - are you up to something, Chris?? :confused: I keep checking this thread because I don't know what's going on, and I keep seeing it rise up to the most recently posted-in thread list. I thought if I didn't say anything it would just go away, but I guess not! What were those videos you were talking about anyway? They were removed before I could see them.... someone must be messing around.... :google

[Migwit]

Oh, someone's messing around alright! :lol

All I know is that I want more "dead" vidfeeds! Where IS that "We're Moving" page...? :confused: :rotfl

[DarkArtist81]

Okay, I'm totally confused - are you up to something, Chris?? :confused: I keep checking this thread because I don't know what's going on, and I keep seeing it rise up to the most recently posted-in thread list. I thought if I didn't say anything it would just go away, but I guess not! What were those videos you were talking about anyway? They were removed before I could see them.... someone must be messing around.... :google

Whatever it is that's happening... it sure is entertaining... :lol Although, I understand your side of it... If you have no knowledge, this must seem like some kind of cruel inside joke that you are not in on...

Or... just some fan having fun with the madness over the "Dead" line...

Either way... it's fun to watch. :D

[lcummins]

Oh, someone's messing around alright! :lol

All I know is that I want more "dead" vidfeeds! Where IS that "We're Moving" page...? :confused: :rotfl

Here...

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=moving06&source=032306news

[i86time]

Nice... it seems to be completely random. I first used the link provded earlier, nothing... then I searched for the moving page in the news, got this hit:
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/behindtheshow/?p=1020

I clicked on the link which points to the moving page, it loaded and automatically started the login with the m.trace user. I tried it the same way again and it did not work in opera, ie or netscape.

Anyone else having any luck?

[Show_Hooligan]

That sure looks like our old Office... but

nahhh too funny... someone is up to tricks

the Vid feeds can't be live...the Old Sideshow Building is abandoned, we moved months ago...

CROP CIRCLES I SAY !!!! :confused:

login worked once and now it's gone...Hmmmmmm

[wookilar8]

I never closed the original link from today so it still works for me. I tried to repost it as it has a new address but it didn't work with the new address.

[Buttmunch]

WooHoo! DNAgent isn't DOA! Bring on the news!

[DNAgent]

WooHoo! DNAgent isn't DOA! Bring on the news!


News?? I bring no news, only truth.

[Buttmunch]

Its news to us. Either way, Bring on the TRUTH!

[Seaward]

DNAgent, since things had been quiet, I was starting to get worried. Glad to hear that you are still working to speak TRUTHINESS!

[dr2red]

the link is working again go there right now

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=moving06&source=032306news

[DNAgent]

I am the DNAGENT. My actual identity is unimportant, I remain anonymous like all of you. We are all faceless entities caught up in the sea of conspiratorial activity propagated by the corporate rulers that hold sway above us. We can either float like so much flotsam and jetsam on these waters or raise sail and tack headlong into the difficult waters. Which will you choose?

Fellow seekers of truth. The moment of final unveiling is at hand. To this date I have only been able to provide to you the crumbs of my case concerning Sideshow Collectibles heinous involvement in a plot to hide the truth behind post mortem automatons. Now I have been able to secure more, much more.

Now you can see the truth delivered straight from the source itself, through their own security camera archives. I have provided an access destination that sneaks through their on line security system. A link that breaches their system will soon be impregnated throughout their website as well as the newsletter that you collectors - you who have been strung along for so long by their corporate web of deceit - should be receiving soon.

The password you will need to gain access is simple: Heghpu’

Once you have been granted access you will be able to view a short but critical selection of feeds from the security camera archives of their old premises. Your viewing may be cut short, but the time you are granted will be enough to see an example of the truth behind their lies. The password should work multiple times so you may continue to re-access the feed through repeated logins for as long as the brink remains undiscovered by their corporate hounds. There are nine camera feeds in all, I regret not being able to crack their system enough to give you complete access all at once.

I present these images as proof that Sideshow Collectibles is somehow involved in a hideous conspiracy to inflict the walking dead upon us all. No longer can they merely claim to be making toys as a ‘fun’ cover-up for the very real creatures that their hand must have helped create within their own facility. The images speak for themselves, you cannot hide the truth from us, no move you make will go unchecked.

Spread this message quickly, as I don’t know how long it will be live before they once again yank it down, thereby spitting on the truth and those who seek it.

I am the DNAGENT, and by viewing these images you, like me, become one with all that is important : The message of truth.

Be the message.

[dr2red]

Sorry I used "thedead" as a password and it worked.

Thanks thought DNagent

[DNAgent]

Sorry I used "thedead" as a password and it worked.

Thanks thought DNagent

Heghpu' means 'thedead' in Klingon. Very interesting indeed....

[Customikey]

That's pretty friggin creepy.

[dr2red]

I was just looking that up on a Klingon translator
Thanks DNagent

[Buttmunch]

Those were already posted before you posted DNAgent and then they are removed. Someone or even you, are working with Sideshow on this. I believe you, but until we see Subject 5, you are working with Sideshow.

[Migwit]

Lonnie, thanks for that link again! It was driving me crazy!
:lol

These 'alphafeeds' are fun to watch. To whomever is responsible: Thanks!! :D

[Migwit]

OK, so the newsletter's up and the link is there now for the log-in screen. I just watched the Security Guard playing with his nightstick like it was a lightsaber. :lol

[Darth Rage]

Yeah this is definately a hoot. But I think DNAgent is in on the gag.

[Darklord Dave]

Hey, what's going on! I don't see any video...

I think you guys are just all pulling our collective legs...:monkey4

[dr2red]

It is working Dave.
I just tried it again.

[lcummins]

It is working Dave.
I just tried it again.

No, no!!! Dave is in on it! Don't let him distract you!!! :lol

[Migwit]

Dave, you bad man! You veddy veddy bad man! :lol

Now I'm trying to figure out how to make the screens brighter so I can see a little more detail in the videos. It's fun to watch one of "the dead" shambling from room to room, appearing from one screen and showing up on another as he (it?) makes his way from room to room.

"Bring out your dead!" :D

[The ill Jedi]

Damn! I don't see anything, I logged in and all I get is a black screen, HELP!!

[Darth Kustomizer]

DNAGENT,

I checked out the video.

Consider me one of the converted.

:mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy :mummy

[dr2red]

Cool and weird.
I was poking around the sideshow site
and clicked on the Hellboy page. At the
top the flex pay sign was all garbled.
I clicked it and it took me to the moving
login page for the video feed. Very
cool and unexpected.

[Show_Hooligan]

still NOT a believer...

[Migwit]

(in my best Yoda voice):

Oh, you WILL be. You WILL be... :lol

[Show_Hooligan]

Granted while the Video feed is creepy... It appears to me nothing more than a fan made film

Fun but still a farce...

[Show_Hooligan]

Wait...the Video sequence has changed ... the video is now the one DNA wack-job has on his myspace...

weird... I smell fool's blood in the water

Not our building

Not our security feed

Not our security guard

DNAgent dude we are just not buying it

zombies are NOT real

[the Doctor]

Wait...the Video sequence has changed ... the video is now the one DNA wack-job has on his myspace...

weird... I smell fool's blood in the water

Not our building

Not our security feed

Not our security guard

DNAgent dude we are just not buying it

zombies are NOT real

pull the other one,its got bells on it.:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

[Buttmunch]

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=051806guard&source=051806news

Doesn't look like he will have much of a face! Can't wait!

[Bonehead15]

I love the teaser pic. :D

[Entropy Chicken]

Looks groovy.

I've got a shotgun loaded and the tire/chain body armor strapped on... let the zombie invasion commence. Makes me wish I could take down more than one of these flesh-eaters a year.

:blissysmi :love :blissysmi :love :blissysmi :love :blissysmi :love :blissysmi :love

[King Darkness]

Very cool way to show him without actually showing him...I hope his face is totally gone..that would be awesome!!

[DarkArtist81]

Very cool way to show him without actually showing him...I hope his face is totally gone..that would be awesome!!

Yeah, I agree....very cool way to handle it... and to build even more tension among the fans...:google

And it would be super cool if he had hardly any face to speak of... a nice contrast to Zero, who was a pretty pristine zombie with hardly any damage. :D

[Darth Rage]

And the big tease continues....I remain intrigued.

[shaun-o]

Hells Yeah!
And just because:
:chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew :chew
chewy chewy bang bang

[King Darkness]

Yeah, I agree....very cool way to handle it... and to build even more tension among the fans...:google

And it would be super cool if he had hardly any face to speak of... a nice contrast to Zero, who was a pretty pristine zombie with hardly any damage. :D

If his face is mostly gone and you have patient zero it would be really cool to have patient zero kneeling over the security guard like he had just eaten his face off!!!

[lcummins]

I think I've figured this out...


Dusty kNows Alot gent :rotfl

[Migwit]

Lonnie, I think you've broken the code! :lol

I'll be ready to order, I'm off two hours before orders start, so I can fire up the pc and start hitting the refresh key.

This preorder is going to be a harrowing experience, in more ways than one! :rotfl

[DarkArtist81]

If his face is mostly gone and you have patient zero it would be really cool to have patient zero kneeling over the security guard like he had just eaten his face off!!!

That's a SICK idea!! I have to do that!

[lcummins]

Lonnie, I think you've broken the code! :lol

I'll be ready to order, I'm off two hours before orders start, so I can fire up the pc and start hitting the refresh key.

This preorder is going to be a harrowing experience, in more ways than one! :rotfl

I have a Dentist appointment that morning! First thing I'm going to do is tell the Dentist that I'm out of the chair at 11:30 whether she is finished or not!!!! :rotfl

[SideshowDusty]

*shakes head*

You all give me WAY more credit than I deserve. I'm having just as much fun as you guys are trying to figure out what's really going on around here. Very mysterious!

People have been acting kinda strange around here too... :google

[Migwit]

Dusty, just don't let anyone bite you! :lol

Lonnie, I'm off work at 10:00 a.m, home by 10:30 a.m. Ain't NUTHIN' keeping me from being home when noon rolls around! I'm laughing thinking of you running out of the dentist's office with that little napkin still linked around your neck while the hygienist is running after you yelling "Spit! SPIT, dammit!" :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

[lcummins]

*shakes head*

You all give me WAY more credit than I deserve. I'm having just as much fun as you guys are trying to figure out what's really going on around here. Very mysterious!

People have been acting kinda strange around here too... :google

Dusty, when you say "acting kinda strange"... are they moving a bit slow?... groaning a lot?... mumbling something about brains?

GET OUT NOW!!!! DO NOT STOP FOR ANYTHING! JUST GO!!! :mummy

[lcummins]

Dusty, just don't let anyone bite you! :lol

Lonnie, I'm off work at 10:00 a.m, home by 10:30 a.m. Ain't NUTHIN' keeping me from being home when noon rolls around! I'm laughing thinking of you running out of the dentist's office with that little napkin still linked around your neck while the hygienist is running after you yelling "Spit! SPIT, dammit!" :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

:mwaha :mwaha Fortunately for me, I'm ordering Thursday, and so far, the Attendees pre-orders have been a piece of cake! (sorry you guys :o )

[DNAgent]

Some of you, my fellow seekers of the truth, may have noticed that there is soon to be a new figure released from Sideshow simply referred to as: Subject 5: Security Guard. Many suspect that it will prove to be a second figure in the elusive line they have named The Dead. It is near impossible to find any information on the only other figure in this line, a post-mortem ambulatory cleverly named Patient Zero. When searching for more detail about the figure on their site, all one can find is a very strange video:

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=pz_conf

Having seen this hideous ‘toy’ first-hand, I know the truth behind its existence. It is the corporation’s lame attempt to cover-up – by making light of – its nefarious experimentation into post-mortem automation. It is my belief that, by releasing these ‘toys,’ this corporation - and others like it - are slowly trying to condition the public to accept the reality of these so-called ‘zombies.’

The soon-to-be-released Subject 5 figure will, mark my words, provide even more proof of that undeniable fact. This time, they have gone too far.

A security guard, they say? I have proof that this ‘toy’ has been based on THEIR OWN personal security guard! Yes, that’s right. This unrelenting corporation has so defiled humanity that they have sacrificed one of their own to their villainous cause, thus severely disrespecting his memory by making him into a common play-thing for the masses.

In the past few weeks, I have employed many spies sent to inspect the new ‘DELTA’ location of Sideshow Collectibles. One of them was able to uncover the ‘Moving Memo’ that some of you may remember. I was able to plant it secretly on their website some weeks ago:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/memo1.jpg

Just this week, another memo from the mysterious Dr. Marcus Trace has found its way into my possession. I will let you read it here, thus realizing Sideshow’s gross disregard for human life for yourselves:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/IMG_2885.jpg

With this in mind, I have managed to isolate the moment from the security camera archives when ‘Bill3’ meets his doom. If you once again gain access into the archives through the link planted on Sideshow’s site, you will see the truth. There is absolutely no denying the evidence, nor the ‘coincidence’ of a post-mortem ambulatory Security Guard figure being released at this moment in time.

He’ll be missed indeed.

DNAGENT

[Migwit]

Ah, Lonnie, I forgot! Now I'm ENVIOUS!! :lol

DNAGent, you are one strange mo-fo! But I do so love your 'insights' into what's REALLY going on!

[lcummins]

Another scoop by DNAgent!!! Well done!!!! :chew

[shaun-o]

Here is a link with some great shots of Patient Zero:
http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/ssthedeadpics.shtml
Subject 5 is gonna rock!

[abstractharmony]

Just watched the new video footage. Man are SSC having a ball with this or what?

[Buttmunch]

I just had an idea! What if Subject 5 is missing not only his face, but the lower part of his left arm? You can't see it in the pics because of the angle. It would be a cool tie in with Patient Zero because he has a severed lower left arm! Could it have been from William III? Very cool backstory.

[Entropy Chicken]

Soon, I reckon, we'll see the gruesome visage of Suject 5: Security Guard. His pre-order goes up Thurs, hopefully we'll see a pic by Wed night.

Anyone notice this under the teaser Subject 5 pic:

Disclaimer: Zombies are not real. There is no such thing as the re-animated dead. Any sixth-scale representations of such are purely for entertainment purposes and are not meant to represent specific persons, situations, or intentions.

Nice try Sideshow but your efforts at denial will not fool us. Your house of cards will soon come crashing down on top of your heads. And it will hurt more than a regular house of cards because it will be made of zombies! And as so many know, the only thing worse than a zombie is a bunch of zombies, and the only thing worse than a bunch of zombies is a bunch of zombies falling from the sky.



Actually, a bunch of zombies armed with machine guns that have been set on fire falling from the sky is prolly worse.

Don't get any ideas Sideshow. :nono

[DarkArtist81]

Soon, I reckon, we'll see the gruesome visage of Suject 5: Security Guard. His pre-order goes up Thurs, hopefully we'll see a pic by Wed night.

Anyone notice this under the teaser Subject 5 pic:

Disclaimer: Zombies are not real. There is no such thing as the re-animated dead. Any sixth-scale representations of such are purely for entertainment purposes and are not meant to represent specific persons, situations, or intentions.

Nice try Sideshow but your efforts at denial will not fool us. Your house of cards will soon come crashing down on top of your heads. And it will hurt more than a regular house of cards because it will be made of zombies! And as so many know, the only thing worse than a zombie is a bunch of zombies, and the only thing worse than a bunch of zombies is a bunch of zombies falling from the sky.



Actually, a bunch of zombies armed with machine guns that have been set on fire falling from the sky is prolly worse.

Don't get any ideas Sideshow. :nono

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Dude, you kill me!!! Yeah... Zombies falling from above on fire...with guns... bad joo-joo!!

I hope Subject 5 is really messed up and gory looking... No face and missing an arm or something....:D

[TOE]

I would just like to say that Tomorrow, a new chapter in my life will begin. :D Bring on the Security guard baby :D

[SideshowDusty]

Some of you, my fellow seekers of the truth, may have noticed that there is soon to be a new figure released from Sideshow simply referred to as: Subject 5: Security Guard. Many suspect that it will prove to be a second figure in the elusive line they have named The Dead. It is near impossible to find any information on the only other figure in this line, a post-mortem ambulatory cleverly named Patient Zero. When searching for more detail about the figure on their site, all one can find is a very strange video:

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=pz_conf

Having seen this hideous ‘toy’ first-hand, I know the truth behind its existence. It is the corporation’s lame attempt to cover-up – by making light of – its nefarious experimentation into post-mortem automation. It is my belief that, by releasing these ‘toys,’ this corporation - and others like it - are slowly trying to condition the public to accept the reality of these so-called ‘zombies.’

The soon-to-be-released Subject 5 figure will, mark my words, provide even more proof of that undeniable fact. This time, they have gone too far.

A security guard, they say? I have proof that this ‘toy’ has been based on THEIR OWN personal security guard! Yes, that’s right. This unrelenting corporation has so defiled humanity that they have sacrificed one of their own to their villainous cause, thus severely disrespecting his memory by making him into a common play-thing for the masses.

In the past few weeks, I have employed many spies sent to inspect the new ‘DELTA’ location of Sideshow Collectibles. One of them was able to uncover the ‘Moving Memo’ that some of you may remember. I was able to plant it secretly on their website some weeks ago:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/memo1.jpg

Just this week, another memo from the mysterious Dr. Marcus Trace has found its way into my possession. I will let you read it here, thus realizing Sideshow’s gross disregard for human life for yourselves:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/IMG_2885.jpg

With this in mind, I have managed to isolate the moment from the security camera archives when ‘Bill3’ meets his doom. If you once again gain access into the archives through the link planted on Sideshow’s site, you will see the truth. There is absolutely no denying the evidence, nor the ‘coincidence’ of a post-mortem ambulatory Security Guard figure being released at this moment in time.

He’ll be missed indeed.

DNAGENT

Um, nice try. I don't think we've ever had a security guard on staff, and how many times to I have to tell everyone that we're not some evil, back-stabbing corporation, no matter how hard some people may try to get you to believe that? :monkey2

[the Doctor]

:D :D :D :D :D

[Buttmunch]

Come on DNAgent and show us Subject 5's face to show us your true power of getting past Sideshow.

[Show_Hooligan]

No one gets by us... :emperor

[lcummins]

No one gets by us... :emperor

... except the French!!! :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl