Darth Vader robs Long Island Bank

Fox News is reporting that Darth Vader has indeed robbed a Long Island bank using a pistol. But Police said there were no indications he used the force .

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/23/darth-vader-masked-man-robs-new-york-bank/?test=latestnews

I know it's wrong but that's funny.

Dang, a search didn't find that thread. Oh well.

dont worry BL...........this seems the appropriate section for a duplicate thread.

OK so which one of you SW freaks is trying to raise money for the jango bronze?

I think that's Maulfan!

I blame sideshow.Their prices will turn everyone to the dark side eventually!

that son of a beitch actually had a cape also. crazy crack heads always make me laugh.

fear 666 xX said:

that son of a beitch actually had a cape also. crazy crack heads always make me laugh.

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I'm sure left some sort of DNA behind, once they analyze it and get his MIDICHLORIAN count , he'll be caught.

You know what would be real funny. If someone actually went into a bank holding a gun and wearing a ski mask and made a DEPOSIT into an account and then ran out of the place.

So has George Lucas sued this guy yet?

Do you think he tried the Jedi mind trick first?
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"You will give me all the money in your draw!"

This should come as no surprise.... He is a Sith Lord after all

And for those who don't know, they absolutely only deal in absolutes.... Whatever the ____ that means.

FLOSI said:

This should come as no surprise.... He is a Sith Lord after all

And for those who don't know, they absolutely only deal in absolutes.... Whatever the ____ that means.

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That was THE BEST part of ROTS. Obi wan saying a Sith deals in absolutes. and then HE says: I will do what I must...that's an Absolute

Thats wrong but funny... they are getting creative....

he needs money for the 3rd death star.

Darthrazz said:

That was THE BEST part of ROTS. Obi wan saying a Sith deals in absolutes. and then HE says: I will do what I must...that's an Absolute

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You know Razz, there's a part of me that really feels that ROTS was pretty close to capturing some of that old magic.... Then there's the horrid dialogue that always brings it back down to earth.

That's hilarious. I wonder if this is how the Empire funded the second Death Star.

Darthrazz said:

That was THE BEST part of ROTS. Obi wan saying a Sith deals in absolutes. and then HE says: I will do what I must...that's an Absolute

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And then there is Yoda saying, 'Do or do not, there is no try." in ESB. That as the first real absolute statement that I recall from a Jedi. Seems to me that only the Light side deals in absolutes of good and evil, and the Dark Side deals in all sorts of relativistic behavior, rationalizing this bad thing or that as ok,so long as it gets them what they want, while it's the Light side that actually has principles of right and wrong. With the Dark Side, anything goes, and it's only the Light Side that says, you should do this or not do that.