A silly@$$ thread . . . is it better to be a JOE or COBRA?

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SO . . .

Is it better to be a JOE or COBRA?

Better to be a Joe. They take some hits but alway win over Cobra.

It's better to be a Joe because the Joe ladies give it up all over the place, but Baroness only gives it up to Destro.

Probably sux to be a Cobra trooper. I am sure Cobra Commander is hideously cheap and his troopers get outdated gear, ca ca meals, no heath care and no retirement plan. And obviously their training must suck ass cause the cant shot for shat.

It’s better to be a Dreadnok, because you get paid in grape soda, stolen goods, gold & motorcycles. And you don’t get killed off like the cobra troopers.

Best to be Battle Force 2000. You look the coolest, get to test out all the futuristic gear, get to die with honor in combat, etc.

It really all depends on who you are as a person. If you are a front running monkey...GI Joe is your team as they are never allowed to lose. But if you like being on the losing end all of the time, Cobra is your team.

I am a little different. I have a strong hatred for oppression. I would join Cobra, and I would lead them to absolute defeat of the GI Joe 4th Reich (I still can't believe that nobody with better leadership ability has removed CC from power...permenantly), and then turn them in to an organization that strives for world peace and cooperation through non-violent methods such as education and aid to those in need.

Honest, I would.

I love Cobra-la!!!

Darth Cruel said:

...and then turn them in to an organization that strives for world peace and cooperation through non-violent methods such as education and aid to those in need.

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So you feel that indoctrination and bribery would be a more reliable method of spreading the ideology of the enslavement of all to all beneath the gentle oversight of the Cobra organization?

devilof76 said:

So you feel that indoctrination and bribery would be a more reliable method of spreading the ideology of the enslavement of all to all beneath the gentle oversight of the Cobra organization?

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It's better to be a Joe. When the fit hits the shan, your buddies won't run away leaving you to take the brunt of the gunfire. If you fail because they ran, you won't be screamed at. Depending on specialty, you may actually get to wear some form of camouflage. You don't have to wear a helmet shaped like the head of a peepee. And there're more chicks (though some might like chicks too).

maskfreak said:

It’s better to be a Dreadnok, because you get paid in grape soda, stolen goods, gold & motorcycles. And you don’t get killed off like the cobra troopers.

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Newb. You forgot the:

thenammagazine said:

(though some might like chicks too).

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Which is great if you're a chick.

Shropt said:

I love Cobra-la!!!

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You forgot the extra la la las

THIS.

maskfreak said:

It’s better to be a Dreadnok, because you get paid in grape soda, stolen goods, gold & motorcycles. And you don’t get killed off like the cobra troopers.

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Its better to be Zartan.

I rather be Firefly...He usually takes his shot and gets his man...gets paid well by Cobra...

Me too. If I could be any character in the Joe universe, Firefly would be it.