Hero or Villain?

[black cat]

If Superheroes and Villains were real, which side would you choose? I was bored so decided to start this. I would have to say villain because it's so much fun to be bad.

[karamazov80]

Watcher's side. He's beyond good and evil.

[tomandshell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVhrIfaPKxw

[jbinny]

Villain. My name would be Lil' Flip and I'd go straight for Blackthornone.

Game Over, b-tches!!!

[black cat]

I think it's safe we can all say we know who Jinxx would be

[fuzzylojiks]

Villain. My name would be Lil' Flip and I'd go straight for Blackthornone.

Game Over, b-tches!!!

I thought you already were?

[Chapter 2099]

Heroes>>>>>>>>>Villians

[Batty]

I'd be damn good at either.

[black cat]

Heroes>>>>>>>>>Villians

Not always

[Bodie The Cursed]

Vile feces thrower..

[Batty]

Vile feces thrower..

Is that your super villain name?

[fuzzylojiks]

Is that your super villain name?

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Bodie The Cursed]

*throws a handful of poo in the air*


wOBABABABABBABABABABABBABABABABBABABAA!!!!!!!

[Chapter 2099]

Not always

Always. Good always triumphs over evil.

This poll should be one of those that ID who voted for what, so I know who I should continue to talk with and who I should not. :lol

[Bodie The Cursed]

*flings poo at Chapter2099*

[Chapter 2099]

*flings poo at Chapter2099*

*begins to finger paint with poo, making Bodie a picture*

:monkey3

[Deckard]

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[greatwall]

Without villains, there would be no heroes.

[iron.jedi83]

evil cause you got no restrictions and because of this:

"light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong, no matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it"

cant remember where i read that but i thought it was pretty cool.:monkey3

[ecekat]

voted for heroes!:banana

[Dr Hulk]

Villain all the way...i will be called "Happy Feet"....smelly feet is one of my powers...:rotfl:lol:rotfl:lsvader

[King Darkness]

I'd be a hero, so I could parlay my heroic ways into money making ventures.

But behind closed doors I would be a coke snorting, beer guzzling, whore banging , puppy punching bastard :rock

[Batty]

I'd be a hero, so I could parlay my heroic ways into money making ventures.

But behind closed doors I would be a coke snorting, beer guzzling, whore banging , puppy punching bastard :rock

Is the second part anything new?

[fuzzylojiks]

I'd be a hero, so I could parlay my heroic ways into money making ventures.

But behind closed doors I would be a coke snorting, beer guzzling, whore banging , puppy punching bastard :rock

so same as you are now? :P

[King Darkness]

Is the second part anything new? Not really, but I would do it behind closed doors, ya know, like in private.

[tomandshell]

Villains might be more appealing and complex and interesting on some level and flashy and deceptively charming as they possess that roguish charm and devil-may-care attitude, but if they ruled the world, life would suck for the rest of us. The Joker might be fun to hang out with late on a Friday night, but I wouldn't want to turn to him for help in a crisis.

[ecekat]

Villains might be more appealing and complex and interesting on some level and flashy and deceptively charming as they possess that roguish charm and devil-may-care attitude, but if they ruled the world, life would suck for the rest of us.

:lecture:lecturei agree.imagine how life could be if doom was ruling.

[The Tuggernaut]

I'd rather be a villain, because then I get to fling poo at Chapter2099! :rock

[tomandshell]

Just look at the horrible turnover rate for henchmen. You're constantly getting shot or choked or blown up by your bipolar angry villain boss when things don't go his way. I would much rather work for a hero. Sure, his constant goodness and righteousness might grate on your nerves from time to time, but at least the Christmas bonus is nice and he isn't trying to kill you if you make a mistake.

[black cat]

Always. Good always triumphs over evil.

This poll should be one of those that ID who voted for what, so I know who I should continue to talk with and who I should not. :lol

So you would stop talking to me just because I was a bad kitty?

[Scar]

Always. Good always triumphs over evil.


http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-darth-sidious-rotflmfao.jpg

[iron.jedi83]

Just look at the horrible turnover rate for henchmen. You're constantly getting shot or choked or blown up by your bipolar angry villain boss when things don't go his way. I would much rather work for a hero. Sure, his constant goodness and righteousness might grate on your nerves from time to time, but at least the Christmas bonus is nice and he isn't trying to kill you if you make a mistake.

so theres great promotion incentive :banana, and that only happens if you do something stupid, like jumping out of light speed too early

[daikkenaurora]

Villains have the most fun. They dont what they want to do until a hero tries to stop them an even that can be fun.

[jbinny]

villains look cooler...

[dcflake]

I'd be an anti-hero. My means would be good but on the path of my righteousness I could look moody and pretencious while killing lots of bad guys.

[Kibishii]

Villain. My name would be Lil' Flip and I'd go straight for Blackthornone.

Game Over, b-tches!!!

http://nevadaspacesuit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/rofl.png?w=406&h=439

*begins to finger paint with poo...*

My three year old actually did this inside of his indoor clubhouse/slide. Took us a week to get the fricking smell out of our living room.

[rome_325]

Voted for villain cause its so much easier being bad than good... especially if you don't get caught. Good doesn't always triumph over evil in the real world.

[karamazov80]

Villains might be more appealing and complex and interesting on some level and flashy and deceptively charming as they possess that roguish charm and devil-may-care attitude, but if they ruled the world, life would suck for the rest of us.
Villains do rule the world, IMO. The guys who don't crave money, power, and women won't ever be our politicians because they're too busy doing genuinely good things.

[ComputerFly]

Villain. My name would be Lil' Flip and I'd go straight for Blackthornone.

Game Over, b-tches!!!


Hmmmm, I think you should have gone with THE MAD DOLPHIN!!!

[jbinny]

Hmmmm, I think you should have gone with THE MAD DOLPHIN!!!

this would play right before I stomped out some hero's punk ***...

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7OyKAFu50M

[jinxx]

I think it's safe we can all say we know who Jinxx would be

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

We plot, divide and conquer. All in day's work for super villains like me. What's a hero without an arch villain anyway!? And besides, who wants to mope around waiting for others to do evil deeds? Yeah, we lose at the end of the day, cliche as it sounds, but we always come back with grander, crazier schemes to dominate you weak, pathetic fools!

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[fuzzylojiks]

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero..... oh wait.... hmm. :confused::confused::confused:

[EndoSickness]

I think when I would have superman´s power´s I would be an anti-hero.
Doin´stuff my way and sice I have interests still, I would finance them with my powers.^^
Hulk wouldn´t be that bad either. But when I think about in how much rage I am sometimes...I guess the world would have get problems really quick...especcially when I think about how mad my ex made me.^^

[risingstar]

The bad guys can be pretty bad... Red Skull, Carnage, Joker, Magneto, Bullseye, Loki, Mephisto, Annihilus... These guys are major players and can kill you where you stand for no reason at all. While they're lots of fun to read, I'd never root for 'em in real life.

All things considered, I'd want to be the Silver Surfer.

:D

[DinoLast]

Hero.
Always when I see these poor people on the news, I wish I could fly over there and help, well that and I also wish I could fly over to Hong Kong and get my Hot Toys figures from Toy Hunters.
Think of all the money I would save on shipping

Up, up and away
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm314/DinoLast/superman-2.gif

[daikkenaurora]

The bad guys can be pretty bad... Red Skull, Carnage, Joker, Magneto, Bullseye, Loki, Mephisto, Annihilus... These guys are major players and can kill you where you stand for no reason at all. While they're lots of fun to read, I'd never root for 'em in real life.

All things considered, I'd want to be the Silver Surfer.

:D

sooooo..... which one did you choice? lol

[Preshea]

Being as tho we've always known villains to have like a 3% success rate and ultimately fail.... Id have to go hero. But Id be a hardass hero, like spawn , or lobo, or John Mclaine with superpowers:lol

[Preshea]

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero..... oh wait.... hmm. :confused::confused::confused:

OMG I thought about posting that myself just now:lol:lol

[Preshea]

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

We plot, divide and conquer. All in day's work for super villains like me. What's a hero without an arch villain anyway!? And besides, who wants to mope around waiting for others to do evil deeds? Yeah, we lose at the end of the day, cliche as it sounds, but we always come back with grander, crazier schemes to dominate you weak, pathetic fools!

Your monologuing already... you'd never win:lol

[jinxx]

Your monologuing already... you'd never win:lol

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

Yeah, we tend to do that, maniacally grandiose beings that we are. Hubris. A villain's bane.:rotfl

[fuzzylojiks]

OMG I thought about posting that myself just now:lol:lol

great minds think alike.......


and so do ours!

[ebor]

Omnipresent, that way I could choose depending which way the wind blew.

Fence-sitter from way back:D

[ecekat]

heroes ftw!!!3 votes more than villains!see??even in the polls heroes win!:lol:lol

[fuzzylojiks]

heroes ftw!!!3 votes more than villains!see??even in the polls heroes win!:lol:lol

True ecekat, but looks, evil lurks among us! I bet it's the flippers! :P

[ecekat]

True ecekat, but looks, evil lurks among us! I bet it's the flippers! :P

instead,the flippers lose.if i decide to spend money for a statue i win cause i have what i am looking for and the flippers loses.that's what i think.

[Blackthornone]

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

We plot, divide and conquer. All in day's work for super villains like me. What's a hero without an arch villain anyway!? And besides, who wants to mope around waiting for others to do evil deeds?



A hero without a villain is just someone with super powers who doesn't have to deal with the constant annoying aggravation of villains who always believe they are going to rule the world. It's SOOOOO tedious.:)
They can use their super powers for other things like helping people with natural disasters, and there always seem to be non super powered criminals to deal with, so they can just get rid of them faster, to ensure a better quality of life for everyone. I like that. I never used to collect villain action figures as a kid. i never wanted them in my house, because I didn't even want them to exist.

[Bubbles]

World domination and slavery awaits once I hit the big time.

Helping people..........pffffff.

[IronLungs31]

I just would want to be pure EVIL!!!

[Blackthornone]

I just would want to be pure EVIL!!!

You can't. No one can, because ALL evil is relative. All evil beings must logically be at least mostly good, just so they don't burn themselves up with their own evil. Evil needs goodness, in order to survive.

[jinxx]

Dammit, Blackthornone! Just pick a side! Hero or Villain!?

[nash]

You can't. No one can, because ALL evil is relative. All evil beings must logically be at least mostly good, just so they don't burn themselves up with their own evil. Evil needs goodness, in order to survive.


:lol:lol:lol:rotfl:rotfl

[Blackthornone]

Dammit, Blackthornone! Just pick a side! Hero or Villain!?

So you really have to ask?

Hero!

[jinxx]

So you really have to ask?

Hero!

God, you are sooooo vanilla!

[vader70450]

Villain. My name would be Lil' Flip and I'd go straight for Blackthornone.

Game Over, b-tches!!!

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

[jinxx]

Watcher's side. He's beyond good and evil.

Wrong. Uatu's a super-hero. Are you forgetting the countless times he saved Earth!?......:tap

[Blackthornone]

God, you are sooooo vanilla!

Hey, it's the only flavor of ice cream I would eat as a kid. :lol

[Blackthornone]

:lol:lol:lol:rotfl:rotfl

:rotfl:rotfl

[Darth_Pain]

I think I'd be kinda like Punisher. Good with a twist. That's the way I am in real life. I'm a do gooder but, I love to see people suffer. As long as they deserve it.

[jinxx]

I want to be Galactus. Ultimate pooooooooower!:rock

http://nuvoleparlanti.blogosfere.it/images/67800-galactus_400.jpg

[daikkenaurora]

I want to be Galactus. Ultimate pooooooooower!:rock

http://nuvoleparlanti.blogosfere.it/images/67800-galactus_400.jpg

you just want to eat Uranus.

[fuzzylojiks]

you just want to eat Uranus.

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

[hairlesswookiee]

I think I'd be kinda like Punisher. Good with a twist. That's the way I am in real life. I'm a do gooder but, I love to see people suffer. As long as they deserve it.

^^^ This. I'd have no problems putting a bullet in the bad guy's head..or even the chinese delivery boy when he's running late.

[jinxx]

you just want to eat Uranus.

Definitely not Uranus!:rotfl

[fuzzylojiks]

^^^ This. I'd have no problems putting a bullet in the bad guy's head..or even the chinese delivery boy when he's running late.

he's probably a black belt and will go karate kid on ur ***. :D

[Mr. Green]

Looks like Villians lost momentum and Heros caught up. How disappointing. Embrace the third option people....they're not real!!!

[daikkenaurora]

Definitely not Uranus!:rotfl

I'd hope not. :rotfl

[fuzzylojiks]

Looks like Villians lost momentum and Heros caught up. How disappointing. Embrace the third option people....they're not real!!!

It's ok some will switch once they get their faces half burnt off or something.

[LoneWolf]

Hero.. It's cool to be a villain, but the heroes always win (well, most of the time). :)

[fuzzylojiks]

Hero.. It's cool to be a villain, but the heroes always win (well, most of the time). :)

well that's in comics and movies :rotfl

[The Entity]

I'd be a hero!! :rock :rock :rock

[jinxx]

Those who profess to be heroes are villains in actuality.:lecture

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/11/come_to_the_dark_side.jpg

[fuzzylojiks]

Those who profess to be heroes are villains in actuality.:lecture

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/11/come_to_the_dark_side.jpg

such lies!!!!! :horror


/chomps on cookie

[jinxx]

http://welcometothedarkside.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/join-the-darkside.jpg

[The Entity]

Those who profess to be heroes are villains in actuality.:lecture

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/11/come_to_the_dark_side.jpg

http://welcometothedarkside.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/join-the-darkside.jpg

Thou can not lure a noble hero to the dark side with thy cookies!!

[fuzzylojiks]

Thou can not lure a noble hero to the dark side with thy cookies!!

True this is, unless milk you have also.....

[jinxx]

True this is, unless milk you have also.....

Pure, unpasteurized milk from a unicorn. None of that soy milk crap. Soy are for dorks. And Blackthornone.:lecture

[The Entity]

Pure, unpasteurized milk from a unicorn. None of that soy milk crap. Soy are for dorks. And Blackthornone.:lecture

Milk from a Unicorn ?!?! But does thou not know that unicorn milk is utterly vile, unpasteurized or not? Thou will not lure many noble heroes to the dark side with this...

[jinxx]

Milk from a Unicorn ?!?! But does thou not know that unicorn milk is utterly vile, unpasteurized or not? Thou will not lure many noble heroes to the dark side with this...

We have ice cream....

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[The Entity]

We have ice cream....

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Thank God I'm only 24... that scent hath no effect on me! :rock

So even this vid thou posted couldn't lure me to the dark side! It did make me feel nauseous, though, which I'm sure was part of thou evil plan... :sick

[jinxx]

Thank God I'm only 24... that scent hath no effect on me! :rock

So even this vid thou posted couldn't lure me to the dark side! It did make me feel nauseous, though, which I'm sure was part of thou evil plan... :sick

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/26/128774370214267721.jpg:devil

[The Entity]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/26/128774370214267721.jpg:devil

:horror Thou hast even turned the smallest of critters into evil beings?!?!

Impressive... Very Impressive... Thou must surely be very evil!

But not even that cat can stop me in my quest to defeat all evil!!! :rock :rock

[daikkenaurora]

We have ice cream....

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Did anyone get turned on by that besides jinxx? :lol

[fuzzylojiks]

Did anyone get turned on by that besides jinxx? :lol

no. :confused::confused::confused:

[daikkenaurora]

no. :confused::confused::confused:

no need to lie fuzzy

[ecekat]

heroes won!!!!!!!!:peace:peacenext time villains!:lol:lol:lol

[fuzzylojiks]

no need to lie fuzzy

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:gun:gun:gun

[daikkenaurora]

heroes won!!!!!!!!:peace:peacenext time villains!:lol:lol:lol

Contest was rigged. it was a tie for along time and people got all worried that villains would win so they started voting for hero more. COWARDS! :emperor

[Weedo10]

Villain, they have more fun

[daikkenaurora]

Villain, they have more fun

I said the same thing. :D

[fuzzylojiks]

Villain, they have more fun

............ in jail.

[daikkenaurora]

............ in jail.

what... your crazy. Villains have all the fun. Heroes never have fun. Protecting the city, secret identities, diarrhea..... they have it hard.

[fuzzylojiks]

what... your crazy. Villains have all the fun. Heroes never have fun. Protecting the city, secret identities, diarrhea..... they have it hard.

Diarrhoea? which comics/movies/cartoons have you been reading/watching? The diarrhoea man cometh..... SPLAT sPLAT Splat SplaT!.....

[daikkenaurora]

Diarrhoea? which comics/movies/cartoons have you been reading/watching? The diarrhoea man cometh..... SPLAT sPLAT Splat SplaT!.....

They all get diarrhea, stomach acts, heart problems etc. Normal people have illnesses just dealing with normal stuff.... imagine if you have to deal with Venom or the Joker????

[fuzzylojiks]

They all get diarrhea, stomach acts, heart problems etc. Normal people have illnesses just dealing with normal stuff.... imagine if you have to deal with Venom or the Joker????

I wonder if spider sense goes off when he's about to get diarrhoea....

man it must be hard for them to get out of those tights in time...

[daikkenaurora]

I wonder if spider sense goes off when he's about to get diarrhoea....

man it must be hard for them to get out of those tights in time...

lol :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

[IronLungs31]

I wonder if spider sense goes off when he's about to get diarrhoea....

man it must be hard for them to get out of those tights in time...

You a fool bro!!!:lol

[fuzzylojiks]

You a fool bro!!!:lol

lies! diarrhoea can be dangerous! :D

[jinxx]

I'm calling shenanigans on this blasted poll. VILLAINY 4EVER!:devil