100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes

Hilarious how many times Arnie shows up and how many times Batman and Robin and ROTS make this list.

Warning: NSFW Language

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All that did was make me want to watch Commando again.

And what the ____ is Boromir doing on there?!

some of those don't really belong on that list. and they didn't give AOTC enough love. that film spawned the hits: "Oh, no, I'd be too frightened to tease a senator!" and my all time favorite: "Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't."



i did find the line "Not even the younglings survived" quite funny. are younglings supposed to be some secret, unstoppable force in the SW universe? if so, then they weren't used effectively.

For AOTC, they would just put the whole movie up. Every line of dialoge is horrible and cheesy. Every. Single. Line.

ROTS, it's every other line. It still sucks ass. But not as much as AOTC.

Cant see the list at work, but if Stalone isnt there for the entire movie Cobra the list is a fail.

work?? dude, what do you do?!

I work for a top secrect law enforcement agency in the desert of NM.

see any Aliens there?

Just illegal ones.

TheObsoleteMan said:

All that did was make me want to watch Commando again.

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It made me want to see True Lies again... Haven't seen that movie in ages.

"Youa Fioed"

The Mike said:

Hilarious how many times Arnie shows up and how many times Batman and Robin and ROTS make this list.

Warning: NSFW Language

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This clip is great. You always find the good sh it Mike.

Having watched it all, what else can you say, but:

Should I feel bad for loving half those clips?

Whoever assembled this together obviously hasn't seen Aliens.

The part in Conan where Arnold screams:

You keeeyld me fadah, you keeeyld me muda, yooooow keeeewd me peeeypoe

had me laughing pretty hard. What a horrible actor but damn was he entertaining.

I do not agree!

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast"...is one of the most impacting lines in cinematic history.

As well as the Roddy Piper quote from They Live.


BTW....I'm really glad they added that one line from Once Upon Time in Mexico:
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't" ...i've always said that was a HORRIBLE line....then again...thats a horrible movie.

And "Nobody puts baby in the corner"...is a classic!

Space dementia!!!

"younglings"

Perfect ending to the video, too.

karamazov80 said:

Space dementia!!!

"younglings"

Perfect ending to the video, too.

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Agreed!!! Perfect Top Gun Ending!!

Bamboota said:

Agreed!!! Perfect Top Gun Ending!!

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Yes. Excellent ending. That scene in Top Gun tops my list too as the all time cheese fiesta.

"GET TO THE CHOPPA!"? Noooooooo. You say that to any film fan and you know what they're on about. Can't stand that line in four weddings and a funeral about it bloody raining. So poorly delivered. Poorly delivered lines annoy me a hell of alot more than cheesy ones. And Batman with his bloody credit card. Forgot about that one! lol

Judge Dredd and picking up the power converters in Star Wars take top spots in my list.