Bamboota
Super Freak
TaunTaun Sleeping Bag ....eat ur heart out!
https://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/from_the_makers_of_the_hamburg.php
https://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/from_the_makers_of_the_hamburg.php
I need this bed: The Millennium Falcon Bed!
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OH MAAAAAN! THAT FRICK'N RULES!! 
maskfreak
Super Freak
If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.
Bamboota
Super Freak
I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed."
maskfreak
Super Freak
Do u know by experience Mask!!??
Yeah, I bought something similar and experienced dry season for years!
Devil_666
Super Freak
Somehow I doubt "getting laid" is even an option to begin with for any single guy who'd buy this. Seriously.
BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed."
Correction, if you owned something like this you likely wouldn't have a girlfriend.
maskfreak
Super Freak
I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?"
Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today".
I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?"
Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today".
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
jediknight120
Super Freak
Will it make .5 past lightspeed?
BadMoon
Demi G0D Overseer
But as Leia said, "You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
This gets post of the year IMO when put into context!
The Craw
Super Freak
how fast can it make the Kessel Run??
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This gets post of the year IMO when put into context!
According to the site in the link it can make it in 11 parsecs while the pilot sleeps.
Bamboota
Super Freak
I would have sex on this bed...but I hope the dude doesn't go in to light speed!! OOOhhhhhh
Get it ...get it....meaning him ejaculating fast!! WAKKA WAKKA!
I'm lonely...
Get it ...get it....meaning him ejaculating fast!! WAKKA WAKKA!
I'm lonely...
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Those who actually do have girlfriends and buy this bed will get to say, "I just had a funny feeling, like I'm never going to see her again..."
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