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Bamboota
12-13-2009, 05:46 PM
TaunTaun Sleeping Bag ....eat ur heart out!

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/from_the_makers_of_the_hamburg.php

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-1.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-2.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-3.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-4.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-5.jpg

Darth Snoopy
12-13-2009, 06:00 PM
OH MAAAAAN! THAT FRICK'N RULES!! :rock :rock :rock

Agent0028
12-13-2009, 06:05 PM
Wow...that is really something...

maskfreak
12-13-2009, 06:06 PM
If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Agent0028
12-13-2009, 06:07 PM
And if a married guy buys it he'll probably be sleeping on it in the garage.

Bamboota
12-13-2009, 06:09 PM
If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Do u know by experience Mask!!??:monkey1:monkey5

Darth Snoopy
12-13-2009, 06:11 PM
And if a married guy buys it he'll probably be sleeping on it in the garage.

I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed." :( :lol

maskfreak
12-13-2009, 06:12 PM
Do u know by experience Mask!!??:monkey1:monkey5

Yeah, I bought something similar and experienced dry season for years!:lol:lol

Devil_666
12-13-2009, 06:12 PM
If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Somehow I doubt "getting laid" is even an option to begin with for any single guy who'd buy this. Seriously.

BadMoon
12-13-2009, 06:15 PM
I asked my GF about this bed...she said "if you get something like that, you'll be sleeping on it out in the shed." :( :lol

Correction, if you owned something like this you likely wouldn't have a girlfriend. :lecture

maskfreak
12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
Somehow I doubt "getting laid" is even an option to begin with for any single guy who'd buy this. Seriously.

I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?" :date

Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today". :Flush

Cryoguns
12-13-2009, 08:14 PM
I can just see it now.."Hey Cindy (Random inserted chick name) I just bought a custom Millenium Falcon bed...so wanna check it out?" :date

Sorry Bob, I'm a little busy today". :Flush

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

Agent0028
12-13-2009, 08:33 PM
But as Leia said, "You came in that? You're braver than I thought." :monkey3

jediknight120
12-13-2009, 09:01 PM
Will it make .5 past lightspeed?

BadMoon
12-13-2009, 09:03 PM
But as Leia said, "You came in that? You're braver than I thought." :monkey3

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:r otfl
This gets post of the year IMO when put into context! :cool:

The Craw
12-13-2009, 09:04 PM
how fast can it make the Kessel Run??

Agent0028
12-13-2009, 09:21 PM
:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
This gets post of the year IMO when put into context! :cool:

:banana:banana:banana


how fast can it make the Kessel Run??

According to the site in the link it can make it in 11 parsecs while the pilot sleeps.

Bamboota
12-13-2009, 09:44 PM
I would have sex on this bed...but I hope the dude doesn't go in to light speed!! OOOhhhhhh


Get it ...get it....meaning him ejaculating fast!! WAKKA WAKKA!














I'm lonely...:monkey2

Khev
12-13-2009, 10:04 PM
Those who actually do have girlfriends and buy this bed will get to say, "I just had a funny feeling, like I'm never going to see her again..."

barryo
12-13-2009, 10:21 PM
he might score with this chick.......:lol
http://sideshowcollectors.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21250&d=1260766678

Master Wayne
12-13-2009, 10:22 PM
This thread wins post for post for the most laughs. OMG I was going to quote one, then two, then five posts. Screw it. You guys kill me.

hairlesswookiee
12-13-2009, 10:50 PM
Sweet!!! Its way cooler than Nick Swardson's bed in Grandma's Boy.

Darth Madden
12-13-2009, 11:22 PM
At least you can tell the ladies... "You wanna take a ride on my Falcon?"

Devil_666
12-14-2009, 12:14 AM
one last question... Where would you get sheets for this thing?

Virgins-R-us

:monkey3

Mesa
12-14-2009, 12:17 AM
Okay, one last comment before zzzzzzz's, what is this site (where this virgin nerd bed came from)?

Because there are pics of hot Vulcan chicks on it too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/10/hot-trekkie.jpg


bookmarked

Deckard
12-14-2009, 12:30 AM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/falcon-1.jpg

:lol Not even Bruce Wayne could get laid in that thing.

hairlesswookiee
12-14-2009, 12:59 AM
Okay, one last comment before zzzzzzz's, what is this site (where this virgin nerd bed came from)?

Because there are pics of hot Vulcan chicks on it too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/10/hot-trekkie.jpg


bookmarked

Too skinny...she needs to eat a sandwich.

Rodders
12-14-2009, 11:56 AM
That's great. :rotfl

thenammagazine
12-14-2009, 12:35 PM
Too skinny...she needs to eat a sandwich.

:lecture:lecture:lecture and maybe a burger or three.


If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.

Beg to differ. Likely if he can afford this, he can afford a Princess Leia Real Doll.

Devil_666
12-14-2009, 01:17 PM
Beg to differ. Likely if he can afford this, he can afford a Princess Leia Real Doll.

Do inanimate objects count though? :lol

thenammagazine
12-14-2009, 01:21 PM
Do inanimate objects count though? :lol

For $5000 a pop they'd better have some animation! :lol

Bezzerkerr
12-14-2009, 01:37 PM
that is the coolest, yet most embarassing bed i've ever seen

Something Sexy
12-14-2009, 01:46 PM
I think we need to pitch in and buy this for a single guy on here and see what happens.

thenammagazine
12-14-2009, 01:47 PM
I do. Yes.

:lol:rotfl:lol:rotfl:lol:rotfl:lol:rotfl:lol:rock

Dorgmal Snow
12-14-2009, 01:48 PM
Okay, one last comment before zzzzzzz's, what is this site (where this virgin nerd bed came from)?

Because there are pics of hot Vulcan chicks on it too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/10/hot-trekkie.jpg




OW my word!! Not too skinny for me!!!! I am not a trek fan..... but I could be turned!!!!!!! LOL[/COLOR][/B][/LEFT]

Something Sexy
12-14-2009, 01:49 PM
This would actually be pretty sweet as a guest bed.

thenammagazine
12-14-2009, 02:02 PM
OW my word!! Not too skinny for me!!!! I am not a trek fan..... but I could be turned!!!!!!! LOL[/COLOR][/B][/LEFT]


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Dorgmal Snow
12-14-2009, 03:16 PM
OOOWW NAM thank you thank you thank you... I was thinking of turning, you knowGOING the other way... yes turning TREK!!!! But Gold Bikini does it every time.. you sir are a true friend, you saved me and for that I am forever in you debt......

jediknight120
12-14-2009, 03:19 PM
Okay, one last comment before zzzzzzz's, what is this site (where this virgin nerd bed came from)?

Because there are pics of hot Vulcan chicks on it too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/10/hot-trekkie.jpg


bookmarked

She's doing the Vulcan Salute wrong, the thumb needs to be extended away from the hand.







/nerd

Dorgmal Snow
12-14-2009, 03:23 PM
You know that is the first thing I thought when I looked at the picture!! LOL

jediknight120
12-14-2009, 03:24 PM
You know that is the first thing I thought when I looked at the picture!! LOL

Alright, I'm not the only one!! /hi5 :D

Dorgmal Snow
12-14-2009, 03:33 PM
:rotflLOL:rotfl

thenammagazine
12-14-2009, 03:44 PM
Alright, I'm not the only one!! /hi5 :D

And here I thought it would've been the nipple that the corner of her Federation badge seems to be pointing to. :dunno

Bamboota
12-14-2009, 05:57 PM
You know that is the first thing I thought when I looked at the picture!! LOL


Alright, I'm not the only one!! /hi5 :D

Uber nerds!!! :monkey5

I bet u guys got this bed on pre-order!

Mesa
12-14-2009, 07:31 PM
Which way is this girl's thumbs pointing?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/14/lady-fett.jpg


I love this site.

Deak Starkiller
12-14-2009, 07:34 PM
Hmm, looks like a cross between a piece-of-ass/a ninja turtle/Boba Fett. I must go there now!

jediknight120
12-14-2009, 11:01 PM
Which way is this girl's thumbs pointing?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/14/lady-fett.jpg


I love this site.

The color on that helmet is totally off, and don't get me started on the inaccurate battle damage.

Bamboota
12-14-2009, 11:12 PM
The color on that helmet is totally off, and don't get me started on the inaccurate battle damage.

:lol:lol:lol

DinoLast
12-16-2009, 07:46 AM
Hey I found some Pajamas to go with it

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/27395.jpg

Devil_666
12-16-2009, 12:33 PM
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/27395.jpg

It's so lifelike. I thought this was the movie suit for a second.. while my eyes were closed and I was offline.

thenammagazine
12-16-2009, 01:16 PM
Hey I found some Pajamas to go with it

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/27395.jpg

I saw a costume like that at the Flea-Market in San Jose. He was handing out churros. :lol

Bamboota
12-16-2009, 01:50 PM
Which way is this girl's thumbs pointing?

I love this site.

Me too....i like how the blogger writes! He makes me lol!


I saw a costume like that at the Flea-Market in San Jose. He was handing out churros. :lol

LOL! I thought he was kinda Mexican looking too! But no seriously...that IS a horrible costume....and are does somebodies eyes behind the mask or are the eyes part of the mask...cuz they look REALLY creepy!

Rodders
12-19-2009, 10:38 AM
as mjuch as i love the Falcon, the last thing i need is to give the wife an excuse to mutter those words "She'll go point five past light speed."

My ego just can't take it. : )

thenammagazine
12-19-2009, 01:05 PM
as mjuch as i love the Falcon, the last thing i need is to give the wife an excuse to mutter those words "She'll go point five past light speed."

My ego just can't take it. : )

Sure you can, you can pull a Lando, "It's not my fault! It's not my fault!"

Darth_Pain
12-20-2009, 04:02 PM
If a single guy buys this, he won't be getting laid.


And if a married guy buys it he'll probably be sleeping on it in the garage.

True words!
Unless you are one of the few lucky guys that have a wife/gf that is geek too.

thenammagazine
12-21-2009, 05:12 AM
True words!
Unless you are one of the few lucky guys that have a wife/gf that is geek too.


http://www.bobafettmp.com/celebration3/day2/images/IMG_3206.JPG

LOTRFan
12-21-2009, 08:17 AM
***! ***! ***!

Bamboota
01-03-2010, 08:37 PM
Millennium Falcon Guitar FTW!
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/BAMBOOTA/4241801983_6249a9708a.jpg

firefly2121
01-04-2010, 01:29 AM
http://www.bobafettmp.com/celebration3/day2/images/IMG_3206.JPG

This is not the three-way I would want...