Ewok VS. Jawa

So who would win in a fair fight? An Ewok Jedi or a Jawa Jedi? Please feel free to defend your answer....

i like your thinking.im gonna go with the jawa as they seem a bit more urban and maybe even a little more aggressive

Ewok jedi! Those guys defeated the empire with spears and rocks, imagine what they could do with lightsabers and the force.

Ewok. They have good singing voices.

I am going to give the Jawa a slight edge. They seem to be just a little more crafty and cunning, while the Ewoks rely on numbers to overwhelm their opponents. One on one, I think the Jawa might outsmart the Ewok and pull a victory out of his hood.

I think a Jawa would make a good Sith Lord. With the glowing eyes and all.

The real issue here is imagining the ewok and jawa teaming up together to take out "Darth Darth Binks!"

Of course the Jawa!! since these guys are already pretty crafty with machines, imagine what they would build with force powers!! A giant mechano-man, with off-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal. This would step all over the Ewoks, sticks and stones be damned! Plus Jawas already got the hooded robes, you try putting clothes on an Ewok!

The Ewok of course! Don't you guys know the 'good guys' always win in the end?

I never really thought of the Jawas as villains, just as mischievous little imps--you know, like Colin Farrell. Anybody who gets toasted like that by a squad of Stormtroopers can't be all that bad...

They would kill each other (I hope).

Now lets break this down "logically" here folks!

The Jawas got their @$$es handed to them by a small squad of sandtroopers.

The Ewoks on the other hand, defeated the entire Endor forces with rocks,
sticks, and bolas. Quite an amazing feat for the fuzzy fluffy furry fellows!

My vote then had to be for the Ewoks.

Having said all that though - I hope they just kill each other.

JS

Seaward said:

Of course the Jawa!! since these guys are already pretty crafty with machines, imagine what they would build with force powers!! A giant mechano-man, with off-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal. This would step all over the Ewoks, sticks and stones be damned! Plus Jawas already got the hooded robes, you try putting clothes on an Ewok!

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Good news everyone! I have invented a machine to detemine who would win. It will only take 20 years to get the results.

Thanks for catching the Futurama reference, must obey the hypno-toad!

the battle would ultimately be desided by location. Take Ewoks to Tattooin and they would bake with all that fur and sacum to the Jawas with little fight. Ewoks would have home field advantage on Endor and wipe the Jawas out as they did to the Empire. I say you send both thier asses to Mustafar and watch em cook!

Are there any Jedi Wookies or Sandpeople?

kingdarkness03 said:

the battle would ultimately be desided by location. Take Ewoks to Tattooin and they would bake with all that fur and sacum to the Jawas with little fight. Ewoks would have home field advantage on Endor and wipe the Jawas out as they did to the Empire. I say you send both thier asses to Mustafar and watch em cook!

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Pass the ketchup please.

Evilface, I don't know if you are being serious or facetious, so I risk making a fool of myself here

In the EU Chewbacca's nephew Lowbacca is a Jedi, and Tahiri (also EU from the New Jedi Order story arc) was raised by the sand people, I've never figured out if Sand People are a different species or very primitive humans, I don't think they are humans but I'm not sure.

Seaward said:

Thanks for catching the Futurama reference, must obey the hypno-toad!

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Oh my yes. All hail the hypnotoad.
Yeah I love Futurama. I'm hoping that the rumors of its ressurection are true.
And back on topic. Jawas would win. You can't trip a sandcrawler.

Agent0028 said:

In the EU Chewbacca's nephew Lowbacca is a Jedi...

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Lowbacca?!

That has got to be the funniest thing I've read this week!