FunnyOrDie's "The Ballad of G.I. JOE"

So much better than the movie. Even has a 10x better cast!:

https://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe


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Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

and appearently Seargent slaughter as himself.



Dear god, Destro's costume made me want to gouge my eyes out, but regardless, Fantastic

Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan!

IrishJedi said:

Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan!

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Thats what I was thinking...he really looked the part.

Oh man awesome cameos from Vinnie Jones and Chuck Liddell! Sooooo funny

That was hilarious!

Shai Hulud said:

Thats what I was thinking...he really looked the part.

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This is what happens when people make at least minimal effort to pay attention to the subject matter. I mean, hell, this was a joke music video made for the web and it's still done with more reverence. Hilarious.

Cobra Commander loves 70's boogy

The costumes look better than the actual movie playing now!

IrishJedi said:

Billy Crudup actually makes an awesome Zartan!

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Indeed! I didnt notice him!

If they fixed the costumes up a bit...more realistic (not Leather and Armor) I wouldnt mind this version.

Hell, they can keep the same cast.

But...JGL must stay as Commander.

That was pretty funny!
Cool costumes!!

That was AWESOME!

That video is ^^^^ing AWESOME!!

That was great. 10x better casting and the costumes were awesome.

Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho = classic.

My only question...Where the ^^^^ did Ship Wreck get the 1st season of the Wonder Years????????

that was great

King Darkness said:

My question...Where the ^^^^ did Ship Wreck get the 1st season of the Wonder Years????????

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No doubt it was a bootleg.

hahahaha, Liddell, must be off season for him haha

The ill Jedi said:

No doubt it was a bootleg.

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Its always amazing to me how Funny or Die gets so many celebs willing to take part in their stuff.

Goddamn Olivia Wilde made the perfect Baroness....