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Based on the acknowledged/respected GI JOE RAH canon . . . name the baddest of the bad@$$ GI JOE RAH characters and provide a brief sentence or two, etc. stating why in support of your identification as a bad@$$ JOE.

I'll start . . .

STALKER: I grew up reading the comic book published by Marvel Comics. From the very first issue on . . . Stalker demonstrated and proved himself to be a capable and formidable leader through his participation in many actions throughout the run of the series. His dialogue and quips ranged from deadly serious to humorous and his association/connection to many key GI JOE RAH characters makes him a definite bad@$$.

SNAKE-EYES: Any of us who read the comic book series KNOW he's a bad@$$ plain and simple. My proof to support his bad@$$ status is GI JOE #21. Enough said.

STORM SHADOW: The ninja master IMHO is a bad@$$ during and after his association with COBRA. IMHO . . . his bad@$$ was cemented during his and Snake-Eyes two man assault on COBRA Island (GI JOE #46), his death, his resurrection, and his joining the GI JOE team in later issues.

HAWK: The original leader of the team. Hawk's leadership and discipline of the team worked well. Even though he is an officer, his file card mentioned that his men do what he asks because he will not ask his men to do what he would not do himself . . . a quality and trademark of a superb leader. I'll cite two examples from memory . . . GI JOE #16 when he took on Destro during their raid in Washington and GI JOE #47 when he arrived on the scene to personally take charge of the Snake-Eyes & Storm Shadow island assault debacle after being promoted to Brigadier General and leading Beach-Head & Wetsuit in the Devilfish(s) to retrieve Snake-Eyes & Storm Shadow.

ROADBLOCK: First off, any infantryman who can single handed field a Browning .50 caliber is a bad@$$ outright, but Roadblock's history within GI JOE is memorable. His first appearance with Duke where they took down the COBRA Rattler prototype that was about to strike the GI JOE team during General Flagg's funeral made an impression. His involvement with the capture of COBRA commander and COBRA commander's confinement & escape and Roadblock taking down Storm Shadow cemented his reputation in my view as a bad@$$.

OK . . . there are others who I would consider bonafide GI JOE RAH bad@$$, but the ones I mentioned are the ones that comes to my mind first and foremost.
 
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I remember Deep Six being pretty bad-ass in his early appearance in the comic, in that he was just stone cold and tough. Agree about Stalker, as he really seemed like the one Joe (apart from the invincible, infallible Snake Eyes, of course) who could really survive and thrive in any environment.

Also, that SAW Viper that killed all those people was bad-ass for a Cobra, though I hated him for killing Doc, Quick Kick, Breaker, and others.
 
Some will say I'm biased but heres my Choice....



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-Killed The Hard Mater
-Killed the Blind Mater
-Killed Serpentor
-Ended the Cobra Civil War with a Single Arrow
-Paralysed Hawk

Need I say more ?
 
Ahh you're talking about only the Joes not the Cobra characters..Then I have to say Sgt.Slaughter....:lol
 
I don't think there is even a contest. Snake Eyes is of course the clear winner here. For recent proof, I point you to the Snake Eyes vs Storm Shadow fight in GI Joe Resolute. A sword through the hand and he still kills Storm Shadow with ease. Not to mention all of the Cobra Troopers he literally sliced through like butter.
 
Some will say I'm biased but heres my Choice....



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-Killed The Hard Mater
-Killed the Blind Mater
-Killed Serpentor
-Ended the Cobra Civil War with a Single Arrow
-Paralysed Hawk

Need I say more ?

My favorite Joe fig. I left it outside in the sunlight and he was forever blue and broken. I was so upset that was the end of collecting JOE's for me. He will likely be the only JOE fig I have buy.
 
Yeah, but Snake Eyes is impossibly awesome. He's like a cartoon character in GI Joe's world of cartoon characters. I mean to say, he's almost too bad-ass to be considered bad-ass, like if Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris was a Joe. . .though Outback is definitely another bad-ass simply based on his resemblance to Chuck.
 
ROADBLOCK: First off, any infantryman who can single handed field a Browning .50 caliber is a bad@$$ outright, but Roadblock's history within GI JOE is memorable. His first appearance with Duke where they took down the COBRA Rattler prototype that was about to strike the GI JOE team during General Flagg's funeral made an impression. His involvement with the capture of COBRA commander and COBRA commander's confinement & escape and Roadblock taking down Storm Shadow cemented his reputation in my view as a bad@$$.

:lecture :lecture :lecture

Always loved the 'Block! The rhyming in the toon was pretty odd, but this chef carries a .50 cal machine gun, was else could you ask for.

-Killed The Hard Mater
-Killed the Blind Mater
-Killed Serpentor
-Ended the Cobra Civil War with a Single Arrow
-Paralysed Hawk

Need I say more ?

:rock :rock :rock :rock

Both Wetsuit's and Muskrat's filecards make them out to be pretty hardcore Joes. Mutt is just nasty.
There's certainly plenty of guys outside of the usual Snakes/Storm Shadow bit, hopefully this thread won't turn into another one of those.
 
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Raptor was pretty bad-ass based on his file card:

"Raptor was a tax consultant who took up falconry as a pasttime and soon became obsessed with the avian blood-sport."

Damn.
 
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At ease, disease.

Not many Joes could take out all the Dreadnoks AND a squad of Crimson Guard soldiers with ONE punch:

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:D
 
Yeah, but Snake Eyes is impossibly awesome. He's like a cartoon character in GI Joe's world of cartoon characters. I mean to say, he's almost too bad-ass to be considered bad-ass, like if Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris was a Joe. . .though Outback is definitely another bad-ass simply based on his resemblance to Chuck.

If Steven Segal was a Joe, Roadblock would be stuck spending all his time cooking chow.
 
Storm Shadow!!!

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I going with Flint he was pretty Bad Ass
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Mercer comes to mind as well. He's the only guy, besides Storm Shadow, to ever defect from Cobra. Former Viper turned Joe? Can't miss! :rock
 
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