Johnny Canuck
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Well today it's raining here so time to write silly stories.
This episode happens in that quaint little town of
Verlosingdiswar. Uncle Schicklegruber is up to his
old tricks again and prepares to unvail his latest
war winning secret weapon.
Spring is in the air and Billy Berlin has taken a
fancy to Sister Looksasiantome. He hovers around
awaiting an opportunity to strike up a conversation.
Sgt Schultz pretty much has the ladies attention
as they discuss the fluctuating price of chickens
through Himmler's state Chicken Marketing Bureau.
Billy Berlin is supposed to be spotting Kurt Dorr as
he juices up The Great Dictators new Secret Weapon,
but he is so smitten with Sister Looksasiantome that
he is totally oblivious to Kurt's current difficulties.
Always exercising the greatest care and saftey Carlos
has been assigned to fuel up this new monstrousity. He
supervises a crew of LAH grenadiers in filling jerrycans
for the trek to the frontlines where the new super
weapon will be unleased on the unsuspecting Allied forces.
The local civilians and the LAH grenadiers are more
than impressed with the sheer magnitude of this new
secret weapon.
Surely this new contraption will snatch victory from
the looming threat of impending defeat. But exactly
what is it?
The LAH have been assigned as infantry support and
are getting sore necks, meanwhile wondering if this
colossus will eventually turn the tide in the Reich's
favour. Their assignment will be to offer close in
infantry support and too round up the expected
hoards of demoralized Allies that will be routed by
this machines appearance on the field of battle.
The LAH takes a much needed rest from their trek
to Verlosingdiswar, they have marched non stop
from Berlin and patiently await for the preparations
to be completed. The lack off transport, fuel and
constant air attacks from the Allied Jabo's has
demoralized many of these elite troops.
Even the local riffraff try to get in on the action
and attempt to get a free meal while the troopers
are distracted.
The LAH medic debates whether he should intervene
on his chums behalf, but lacking orders to the contrary
he will live and let live. Perhaps soon enough he will be
sharing accommodation's with these charming fellows
with their comfortable holes in the ground.
TBC
This episode happens in that quaint little town of
Verlosingdiswar. Uncle Schicklegruber is up to his
old tricks again and prepares to unvail his latest
war winning secret weapon.
Spring is in the air and Billy Berlin has taken a
fancy to Sister Looksasiantome. He hovers around
awaiting an opportunity to strike up a conversation.
Sgt Schultz pretty much has the ladies attention
as they discuss the fluctuating price of chickens
through Himmler's state Chicken Marketing Bureau.
Billy Berlin is supposed to be spotting Kurt Dorr as
he juices up The Great Dictators new Secret Weapon,
but he is so smitten with Sister Looksasiantome that
he is totally oblivious to Kurt's current difficulties.
Always exercising the greatest care and saftey Carlos
has been assigned to fuel up this new monstrousity. He
supervises a crew of LAH grenadiers in filling jerrycans
for the trek to the frontlines where the new super
weapon will be unleased on the unsuspecting Allied forces.
The local civilians and the LAH grenadiers are more
than impressed with the sheer magnitude of this new
secret weapon.
Surely this new contraption will snatch victory from
the looming threat of impending defeat. But exactly
what is it?
The LAH have been assigned as infantry support and
are getting sore necks, meanwhile wondering if this
colossus will eventually turn the tide in the Reich's
favour. Their assignment will be to offer close in
infantry support and too round up the expected
hoards of demoralized Allies that will be routed by
this machines appearance on the field of battle.
The LAH takes a much needed rest from their trek
to Verlosingdiswar, they have marched non stop
from Berlin and patiently await for the preparations
to be completed. The lack off transport, fuel and
constant air attacks from the Allied Jabo's has
demoralized many of these elite troops.
Even the local riffraff try to get in on the action
and attempt to get a free meal while the troopers
are distracted.
The LAH medic debates whether he should intervene
on his chums behalf, but lacking orders to the contrary
he will live and let live. Perhaps soon enough he will be
sharing accommodation's with these charming fellows
with their comfortable holes in the ground.
TBC
