You left out SEX as an option.
Never have married and never will.
Love isn't real!
LOL Hey, I know some guys who will get married for that reason, and to a lesser extent women.
Cause some people are so faithful to their religion that they won't have sex until after marriage.
I don't think you'll have to worry about that. You need someone to want to marry you first.
Hey, what kind of production do you see out of Karl Alzner this season bud?
Alzner will start the year in the AHL due to salary cap reasons unless the Caps trade some $$$$ away.
He can't start the season in the AHL. He's 19. He either plays 9 games in the NHL as a conditioning stint (max is 9 games you can play before the NHL contract kicks in), then if they send him back to junior he still gets paid the major league contract. So it's either the NHL this season, that many feel he is ready for, or he'll be sent back to the juniors as an over-ager. I think sending him back to to juniors is a waste since he won every award imaginable for a defenseman in junior, including CHL Defenseman of the Year. There's nothing left to prove at that level.
You left out the "not married" option...
Admit it Eli...you have NHL bedding. There's no shame in it...well not a profound amount of shame anyway.
Never have married and never will.
He can't start the season in the AHL. He's 19. He either plays 9 games in the NHL as a conditioning stint (max is 9 games you can play before the NHL contract kicks in), then if they send him back to junior he still gets paid the major league contract. So it's either the NHL this season, that many feel he is ready for, or he'll be sent back to the juniors as an over-ager. I think sending him back to to juniors is a waste since he won every award imaginable for a defenseman in junior, including CHL Defenseman of the Year. There's nothing left to prove at that level.