DannieDarKo
Destined Tragic Soul
We here as members of the Gay Dolphin community have been watching your Sideshow Freaks board for quite some time. In light of the recent threads showing Sideshow’s clear hatred of our kind, we felt it was time to respond. The truth of the matter is, Gay Dolphins are good people. We are not out to take “true collectors” hard earned dollars. We just like to make money like everybody else. The real reason Sideshow is trying to incite these true collectors into killing our kind, is simple, money. Everyone knows how much true collectors desire highly limited gray collectible items with blue pants. Everyone also knows of the rarity of gray paint. The reason gray paint is so rare is because it only comes from one place. You guessed it, the ground up bodies of Gay Dolphins. By now you may be asking, well aren’t there enough gay Dolphins to satiate Sideshow’s need for gray paint. The answer is simply, no. 1 Gay Dolphin body only yields 1 oz of useable “true collector” grade paint. Thus, Sideshow has engineered an ingenious plan to create an endless supply of Gray Paint. By selling highly limited gray items Sideshow creates more Gay Dolphins or flippers. Then they release a couple of questionnaires inciting people to kill us to insure that they can acquire more Gray paint for more Gray collectibles. Your next argument may be, but Sideshow is releasing these tests to insure that only “true collectors” acquire these highly limited items. That is what they want you to believe. Secretly, Sideshow gives half of every highly limited collectible’s run to needy people, turning them into Gay Dolphins, as inevitably they will sell your desired collectible for an inflated price, so they can eat. Sideshow is creating the very thing you true collectors hate, all in the name of selling more and more highly limited Gray items.
So in essence Sideshow themselves are one giant great big Gay Dolphin.
