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DannieDarKo
08-03-2006, 12:04 PM
In light of recent events surrounding three highly limited and highly grey items, we at Sideshow Collectibles have designed a fool proof plan in order for “true collectors” to not miss out on a product. We would like you to take the time to fill out this questionnaire. If you pass and are deemed a worthy “true collector” by Sideshow collectibles, never again shall you have to log on on priority preordering day. No longer will you have to be subject to the horrifying emotional stress that missing out on a desired collectible causes. You will automatically have your order placed by the Sideshow staff and being the selfless true collector that you are will then have the choice to keep the item or cancel it. If you cancel you will also have the option of passing on your order to someone who you may feel is worthy. We will also have highly limited “true collectors” only exclusives that will have an edition size based on the amount of people who successfully pass the “true collectors” test. Now enough with the detail and on with the questionnaire.

1.Do you feel you are a true collector?
2. Have you ever bought or sold something for more than retail price?
3. Have you ever paid less than wholesale cost for an item?
4. Do you hate Gay Dolphins?
5. Do you believe if there were no scalpers we would have peace in the Middle East?
6. Do you believe if there were no scalpers, Jesus would be alive today?
7. Seriously do you hate Gay Dolphins?
8. Do you believe that no matter how bad a likeness Sideshow creates of a particular actor, you will never say in public that it is a bad likeness, and will instead offer up the excuse that it captures the “essence of the character.”
9. Do you believe it is okay to sell highly limited items to the general public?
10. Are any of your family members “true collectors.”(This question has no right or wrong answer and is for other purposes that will be explained upon completion of the questionnaire.)
11. Do you believe it is okay to let everyone know how great of a person you are because you are a “true collector” and how horrible someone is if they succumb to the evil practice of Homosexual Dolphinism.
12.Do you believe AIDS is a gay Dolphin disease.
13.Whenever you see someone selling an item on ebay for over retail, do you inform other true collectors to stay away from this person, because they are a scalper, or the more commonly used phrase “gay Dolphin.”
14. When you go to sleep at night, do you thank the good Lord for putting you on this earth with the knowledge that you are a “true collector” and thus are better than 99% of the general population.
15. Have you killed at least 1 Gay Dolphin in your lifetime.
Well, that is the end of the questionnaire. Here are the correct answers:
1.Yes. Every “true collector” knows they are one. It’s instinctual.
2.Of course not. That would be Gay.
3. Hell no. Sideshow approved retailers can’t lose money. You would only be hurting other “true collectors” because you have to be a Sideshow Certified True Collector to be a retailer from now on.
4.Yes. The Gay Dolphin lifestyle is abhorrent.
5.Yes. Happy collectors are happy people. Plus everyone knows Gay Dolphins are responsible for all wars. Just ask Mel Gibson.
6. Yes. It is a well known fact that Gay Dolphins crucified Jesus. It says so in the Sideshow Limited Edition Bible signed by the first “true collector” Jesus himself.
7.You can never be too careful.
8. Yes. You cannot give the appearance that Sideshow is weak.
9.This is a tricky one, but yes is acceptable, but only after “true collectors” and those that “true collectors” deem worthy have had there shot. Anything left, Gay Dolphins can fight and hopefully kill each other over.
10. This question is for “true collector” quality control purposes. If one of your family members is a Sideshow Certified “true collector” and you fail this test, then they will have their “true collector” status revoked for not being able to properly show their family members the light. Also, henceforth that family member will be considered a Gay Dolphin.
11.Shout it loud and shout it proud.
12. Everyone knows that AIDS started with Gay Dolphins. Luckily “true collectors” are immune to the disease.
13. Yes. If you are found to have seen this kind of behavior and let it go unreported you will lose “true collector” status.
14. Yes. Every “true collector knows in their heart that they are one of God’s chosen few.
15.It is okay to have answered no, but you must kill at least one Gay Dolphin within 30 days of being granted “true collector” status or that status will be revoked.
We know not everyone can pass but if you are one of the lucky few that answered every question correctly, you will be granted “true collector” status shortly and a whole new world of possibilities will be opened up to you.

Sincerely,

The Sideshow

Collectibles Team

tomandshell
08-03-2006, 12:10 PM
Dang it. I'm out. I missed one.

Darth Loki
08-03-2006, 12:15 PM
I've killed dolphins buy I don't know if any of them were gay. I'm really worried now :o

Darth Madden
08-03-2006, 12:16 PM
I missed out too... I don't mind gay dolphins at all.

Batty
08-03-2006, 12:18 PM
I only buy tuna fish that's "Gay Dolphin Safe", but I don't know how that has anything to do with this questionnaire.

TheWitchKing
08-03-2006, 12:20 PM
Well I think it's an inside joke thats slowly appearing on the boards hence Occulum's sig.

http://www.lazyeyestudios.com/Misc/FlippersBanner.gif

I'm sure it's all in fun but I agree......

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/3672/nzdolphins256cz7.png

Darth Loki
08-03-2006, 12:28 PM
I don't hate gay dolphins, only gay Texans.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

DannieDarKo
08-03-2006, 12:33 PM
Me too! Only two things come from Texas! Steers and .........! :monkey4

creecher
08-03-2006, 12:38 PM
Land rights for gay whales.

Darth Loki
08-03-2006, 12:45 PM
Me too! Only two things come from Texas! Steers and .........! :monkey4


Congrats on post # 666, I know it must be a special one for ya.

Darklord Dave
08-03-2006, 12:49 PM
Please don't encourage him...his hold on reality is tenuous, at best.

:monkey1

DannieDarKo
08-03-2006, 12:57 PM
NONSENSE DAVE! I actually didn't write this but merely a messenger. :monkey3

LOTRFan
08-03-2006, 02:24 PM
:rotfl :lol :rotfl :lol

One of your best yet Dannie, and I mean that 110%, really, no "true" -- :monkey2

occulum
08-03-2006, 02:34 PM
b..b ...bbu .... but .. but I just meant theyre happy. :lol

feedme
08-03-2006, 04:19 PM
*rotates disco ball*
anyone want a slowdance with a gay flipper?

Dusty
08-03-2006, 06:50 PM
Oh my Lord. How long did it take you to do this Dannie?? I'm seriously concerned for your well-being. Nurse, can Dannie have some of that medicine that you're giving Creech?

pitchin
08-03-2006, 06:53 PM
I like Tuna sandwiches :rolleyes:

creecher
08-03-2006, 06:54 PM
Thanks for noticing Dusty. It's a different one. This is my fifth day. I have been on a half a dose. After lunch today I ramp it up to a full pill. Look out. :lol

DannieDarKo
08-03-2006, 07:15 PM
Dusty, it took me as long as it would take you to read the threads about those who missed out on Grey Hulk vs Spidey diorama and Grey Hulk PF. You know the ones that bash happy dolphins.

Dusty
08-03-2006, 07:33 PM
Dusty, it took me as long as it would take you to read the threads about those who missed out on Grey Hulk vs Spidey diorama and Grey Hulk PF. You know the ones that bash happy dolphins.



WOW, that's a long time. I stopped reading those a while ago! Should I refresh myself? Is it entertaining? The happy dolphin thing is new to me with Occulum's sig.

DannieDarKo
08-03-2006, 07:57 PM
Well Dusty...did you answer the questionnaire?

Mithrandier
08-04-2006, 05:17 AM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..........................

Does this guy know how to party or what?

So a flipper is a gay dolphin.................I never made the connection................though I do not know any gays or any dolphins, let alone gay dolphins...............I thought a flipper was someone who bought something for a dollar and sold it for four dollars...................

If only I coulda passed the test.....................note to self..................remember when they make Sloth from "The Goonies", it really is not suppoed to be a likeness of John Matuszak..............

occulum
08-04-2006, 12:42 PM
.. and this place has been around at Myrtle Beach, SC for as long as I can remember.
I hear they resale SS stuff in the basement. I dont see the connection.

The Gay Dolphin (http://www.gaydolphin.com/)

creecher
08-05-2006, 06:35 AM
Land rights for gay whales.
http://www.smassackers.com/podcasts/images/forums.jpg

DannieDarKo
10-18-2006, 01:05 PM
bump........